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Bacon Tape

Bacon Tape

Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that. What could be better than tearing off strip after strip of bacon to tape things up? Yummy. This bacon is sticky instead of crispy. Bacon Tape is the best way ever to bind things together. [...]

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McPhee Bigfoot Bandages

Bigfoot Bandages

Do you believe in Bigfoot? Maybe these Bigfoot Bandages will convince you. You have to believe in a creature that helps heal your ouchies. He probably endorses these bandages because he walks around in the woods all day getting cut up. Now he wants to help you with your own various open wounds and cuts. [...]

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Modest Urn

Modest Urn

We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than the Modest Urn. No need to make a big deal [...]

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Screaming Pickle

Screaming Pickle

Check this out pickle fans. This 5-1/4″ Screaming Plastic Pickle screams when you press the button. Sure it’s weird but no one is judging you. Other pickles are boring and quiet, but yours screams. Why? That’s the real mystery. We have no idea. It is a great stress reliever. Feeling [...]

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Jane Austen Bandages

Jane Austen Bandages

The ladies love Jane Austen. Books, movies, it doesn’t matter. They should love these Jane Austen Bandages too. Now Jane Austen lovers can heal their wounds with their favorite author. That should be comforting. These Jane Austen Bandages contain quotes from her most well-known work. Each of the [...]

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Accoutrements Shark Bowl

Shark Bowl

Someone is sharking around in your cereal. You better get it before that shark does. The Shark Bowl puts a great white right in the center of your bowl. This porcelain bowl looks just like every other bowl. It just has a shark in the middle. It is perfect for ice cream, cereal, soup or [...]

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Accoutrements Luxury Cat Dish

Luxury Cat Dish Bowl

Your cat is special. You treat them like royalty, so they should have a special dish. This Luxury Cat Dish Bowl is perfect. This silver-plated ceramic luxury cat dish bowl measures 5-inches in diameter and is fit for royalty. Cat royalty of course. It looks like a large can that has been opened for them. [...]

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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

About the only thing funnier than seeing a person wearing a creepy horsehead mask is a squirrel wearing one, and that’s exactly what’s delivered by the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. Made of vinyl, this 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder gets over the one hurdle that has always prevented [...]

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Meat Parade Lunch Box

Meat Parade Lunch Box

Meat. It’s the cornerstone of every manly meal. Besides, as Pink Floyd said, you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Now you can celebrate meat with this neat Meat Parade Lunch Box. This food carrying case is fit for any carnivore. The Meat Parade Lunch Box measures [...]

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Zombie Horse Mask

Zombie Horse Mask

Two crazes collide when the Horse Head mask combines with undead zombie goodness for the Zombie Horse Mask… that’s made even cooler because it glows in the dark. What happens when a horse gets chomped on by a zombie? Even more important, what happens when a person wearing a horse mask falls to [...]

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William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

Action figures aren’t just about heroes in spandex or science fiction guys. Fans of classic literature can enjoy actions figures as well with this William Shakespeare Action Figure. He will be the wordsmith of your collection. This hard vinyl figure measures 5 1/4-inches tall. He features the [...]

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Wasabi Candy Canes

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of candy look like regular candy canes, [...]

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Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up [...]

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Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages

Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages

You shouldn’t monkey around when it comes to bandages, but if you must, get these cool Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages. Now you can be stylish while you are healing from your wounds. Rainbow monkeys will make the pain go away. Each 3 3/4-inch tall metal tin has fifteen 1 5/8-inch wide x 3-inch long [...]

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Savory Bacon Sticks

Savory Bacon Sticks

If only bacon came in sticks. That would certainly make it easier to eat. Less greasy too. Well, they do come in sticks. Savory Bacon sticks. Get the taste of bacon in a convenient stick form. These crunchy bread sticks are infused with artificial bacon flavoring, which makes them the perfect treat. As a [...]

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