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Luxury Cat Dish Bowl

Your cat is special. You treat them like royalty, so they should have a special dish. This Luxury Cat Dish Bowl is perfect. This silver-plated ceramic luxury cat dish bowl measures 5-inches in diameter and is fit for royalty. Cat royalty of course. It looks like a [...]

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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

About the only thing funnier than seeing a person wearing a creepy horsehead mask is a squirrel wearing one, and that’s exactly what’s delivered by the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. Made of vinyl, this 6-1/2″ x 10″ squirrel feeder gets over the [...]

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Meat Parade Lunch Box

Meat. It’s the cornerstone of every manly meal. Besides, as Pink Floyd said, you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Now you can celebrate meat with this neat Meat Parade Lunch Box. This food carrying case is fit for any carnivore. The [...]

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Zombie Horse Mask

Zombie Horse Mask

Two crazes collide when the Horse Head mask combines with undead zombie goodness for the Zombie Horse Mask… that’s made even cooler because it glows in the dark. What happens when a horse gets chomped on by a zombie? Even more important, what happens when a [...]

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William Shakespeare Action Figure

Action figures aren’t just about heroes in spandex or science fiction guys. Fans of classic literature can enjoy actions figures as well with this William Shakespeare Action Figure. He will be the wordsmith of your collection. This hard vinyl figure measures 5 [...]

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of [...]

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Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most [...]

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Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages

You shouldn’t monkey around when it comes to bandages, but if you must, get these cool Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages. Now you can be stylish while you are healing from your wounds. Rainbow monkeys will make the pain go away. Each 3 3/4-inch tall metal tin has [...]

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Savory Bacon Sticks

If only bacon came in sticks. That would certainly make it easier to eat. Less greasy too. Well, they do come in sticks. Savory Bacon sticks. Get the taste of bacon in a convenient stick form. These crunchy bread sticks are infused with artificial bacon flavoring, [...]

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Gravy Candy

The only thing that comes close to bacon is gravy. Gravy is awesome on everything. Especially at Thanksgiving dinner. Now you can have the taste of gravy anytime with Gravy Candy. This Red and white-striped hard candy tastes just like gravy. Each piece is individually [...]

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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

Some people think the Anime look is cute but you have to admit there’s something really creepy about eyes being half the size of your head. Regardless of whether you belong to the cute or creepy camp, the Anime Eyes Sleep Mask offers something for everyone. If [...]

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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that [...]

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Unicorn Bandages

Heal your boo-boos with the mythical power of the Unicorn. These Unicorn Bandages will look good and likely heal you faster through the power of rainbows and sparkles and stars. Enchanted Unicorn Bandages are the most magical way to treat your wounds. They are perfect [...]

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Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon

We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real enough to hold us [...]

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Pigeon Mask

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. We all know [...]

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