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I’m sure that you feel like Gollum looks before you’ve had your first cup of coffee. Most of us do. So you might as well join Gollum in a cup of coffee by using this Gollum Ceramic Mug. Coffee is your precious. You needs it. You wants it. You must have it. So have [...]

If you are scared of the dark, there is only one person you can count on to protect you. Your precious. The Gollum Night Light. He will keep you safe evil since even evil wants to avoid him. This night light looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. He is hand painted with [...]

Wizards have a pretty sweet life because they can use magic to make the simplest things seems awesome. Take the Gandalf The Grey Illuminating Staff, for example. In the hands of any other old geezer, it would just be a walking stick; nothing but a cane with an over-inflated ego. But put that staff [...]

Like all the other unique outfits from Black Milk Clothing, The Hobbit Map Dress will have you standing out in a crowd. Made from a blend of 82% polyester and 18% LYCRA, this form fitting dress features a map of Middle Earth that is sure to have Tolkien fans excited. The Hobbit Map Dress [...]

You will have an unexpected drinking experience with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Pint Glass Set. This set features four of your favorite characters from the movie. Drink from Bilbo, Gandalf, Thorin or the Elrond glass. Each measures about 3.5″ in diameter x 5.75″ in height and holds up [...]

The other week we showed you the very cool Star Wars Death Star Lollipops and the same designer has another style that we think GeekAlerts fans will appreciate, the Eye Of Sauron Lollipops. These tasty lollipops look just like Sauron’s magical eye that kept watch over Middle-earth from the Dark Tower in [...]

Even the most feared villains in the universe need to take time and chill out every now and then, which is exactly the sight you’re treated to with the Dark Lord Happy Hour T-Shirt. Personally, I think I’d discover I wasn’t as thirsty as I thought I was if I walked into a bar [...]

Before there was “The Hobbit,” moviegoers were introduced to Middle Earth with the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy and this Lord of the Rings Lithograph Fine Art Print brings all our favorite characters to life, taking them off the big screen so we bring them home. With a stylish [...]

Here is a replica of Glamdring – The Sword Of Gandalf in all of its shining glory. Hobbit fans will want to hang this one on the wall of their Hobbit Hole and admire it every day. It features solid metal hilt parts, faux blue jewel inlays, a genuine leather-wrapped grip and comes with [...]

Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, the Fellowship T-Shirt puts a unique twist on a modern-day theme. Hobbit fans and Lord of the Rings fans will appreciate the Darwin-like image humor of going from smurf to a wizard. Let the adventures begin and enjoy a few laughs as you display your love [...]

Everyone loves The Hobbit and one of the best characters is Gollum. These Quarter Scale Gollum & Smeagol Figures will rock your world. These awesomely detailed figures feature 25 points of articulation and you can choose from Smeagol or Gollum. All of the details are here including liver spots on his [...]

Fans of The Hobbit will love these Gollum-Smeagol Bookends. These Bookends show both personalities of everyone’s favorite character from The Lord of the Rings. It’s geeky and looks classy at the same time. Each piece made of heavy cast metal and mounted on a wood base. They measure 8 inches [...]

I know what you are thinking. You’ve looked at the image and now you are drooling. Obsessed even. This is your precious. You must have it. I agree. This Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring is the ring to rule them all. This collector’s piece is stunning and it was modeled from the actual [...]

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No home is complete without some creepy almost-naked dude talking about his Precious, so the Lord of the Rings Gollum Life-Sized Statue should help to make your home decor complete. Fortunately, Gollum is a little guy so life-sized basically means 20-inches tall (29-inches, including the base) so he [...]