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A while back we brought you Lollipop Pipes, and today for 420 Day 2012 we present Kush Kandy Lollipops. These candy lollipops are made with real hemp oil, but are totally legal. Choose your flavor between Reefer Red, Golden Leaf, or Goody Green. You know you’re going to get the munchies sooner or [...]

It’s a dish a lot of people love, but it’s something that probably many people dislike as well: chicken feet. I personally don’t get how some people could stuff foot after foot in their mouth, but after seeing these Crazy Bones Lollipops, I probably won’t be as grossed out anymore. [...]

T-Bone! You remember the Seinfeld episode where George decides he has “gone as far as he can go with George Costanza” and he needs a cool nickname like T-Bone. Well in typical George fashion, he ends up as Koko the Monkey and not T-Bone. If George would have had a delicious prop like the [...]

It’s not easy to take care of kids. They require a lot of care and attention, and frankly, they can be a handful to deal with sometimes. But when they’re sick, it’s a lot harder to coax them to take their medicine or check their temperature. For the latter, there’s the Lollipop [...]

The D20 Lollipop gives a whole new edge to sucking on delicious lollipops.  Sure, you could buy spherical lollipops, but those are for those who are below your level; those to whom you would shout the common phrase, “GET ON MY LEVEL.”  With your new D20 Lollipop, you can have all 20 sides [...]

As if you need an excuse to eat candy or bacon, but just in case you do… You have to try these Bacon Lollipops. These gourmet lollipops come in 3 flavors, maple, honey, and BBQ, and offer your taste buds a chance to enjoy hard candy lollipops that have been infused with real bacon. [...]

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

Would you suck on fish heads? I don’t think so. But if you enjoy sour candy that’s been made to look like all sorts of disgusting stuff, then you’d probably want to give this Fish Head Sucker a lick or two or more. I doubt anyone would ever want these Fish Head Suckers if they [...]

Lollipop enthusiasts have a new sucker to keep them busy. The Lip Lolly is a laughable and lick-able lolly likened to a ladies lips. Try saying that three times fast. Raise these lips to your own and see what lips on a stick tastes like. This sexy strawberry flavored lollypop is 3 inches tall [...]

The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s [...]

When you think of something to describe mustaches, you probably wouldn’t say that they’re “lickable” unless you’re talking about the Mustache Lollipop. You’ll probably get thrown a lot of strange looks if you happen to be a girl and you’re holding this lollipop [...]

If you love candy and retro style, these Tootsie Roll, Blow Pop, and Sugar Daddy T-Shirts are perfect. Unlike many candy themed t-shirts, these are officially licensed for a totally authentic look. Plus they come in a variety of other designs for these candies, as well as many other classic treats [...]

If you’re feeling mighty rich, then you might want to have a go at these 24K Gold Lix Lollies. Those flecks of gold that you see through the clear candy are actually flecks of 24K gold. I mean, how much richer can you get if you’re just eating gold? Display your 24K Gold Lix [...]

While everyone has heard of Candy Cigarettes, have you every hear of a candy pipe? Puff Pops Smoke and Lick Lollipop Pipes are lollipops that work as pipes for smoking legal herbs. Use it once and then eat it, or keep using it multiple times. At first it may look like it is just [...]

Apparently, today is National Lollipop Day. Why didn’t anyone tell me sooner? Next July 20 I will be sure to be ready…unless I discover this is just a candy company scheme (or worse a dentists’ scheme) to sell more sweet treats. In the meantime, you can pick up one of these Sweet Time [...]