Tag: letter opener
Star Trek Klingon Dk Tahg Letter Opener

Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener

Open letters like a Klingon opens his enemy’s stomachs with this Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener. This is a true warrior’s blade. The perfect weapon for opening your mail. Especially bills. You can give them a good stab. This piece was [...]

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Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger [...]

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Game of Thrones Letter Openers

Game of Thrones Letter Openers

These Game of Thrones Letter Openers are perfect for opening letters from rival factions telling you that they want your blood. You can choose from Ice or Longclaw. They have really nice detail and while you are opening mail, you can pretend that it is cutting through [...]

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Superman Pewter Letter Opener

Open your letter with the power of the Man of Steel with this Superman Pewter Letter Opener. The handle shows Superman in flight carrying the letter opener. It is pretty awesome. Even super. It is made of fine pewter and measures 9 inches long. Superman doesn’t [...]

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Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with this metal letter opener from [...]

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Hobbit Letter Openers

Hobbit Letter Openers

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, the [...]

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Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation [...]

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Paper-Made Letter Opener

Paper-Made Letter Opener

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which will [...]

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Bacon Letter Opener

Bacon Letter Opener

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon [...]

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Dragon Age Origins Grey Warden Render Sword Letter Opener

Dragon Age Origins was an amazing game and if you are a fan, check out this Dragon Age Origins Grey Warden Render Sword Letter Opener. Everytime you open a letter you will be reminded of the game since you are opening it with a miniature Grey Warden sword. Mostly Grey [...]

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Zombie Finger Letter Opener

Zombie Finger Letter Opener

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and open letters with them. This [...]

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Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed [...]

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Batman Begins Batman's Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand

Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand

We can’t all have a batcave, a batmobile and a butler named Alfred, but you can add some style to your desk with this Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand. This stylish letter opener is based on designs from Christopher Nolan’s [...]

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Railroad Spike Letter Opener

Railroad Spike Letter Opener

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history [...]

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Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener

Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener

No matter which version of Conan you love,(Comic Book, novels, Arnold movies, or the new movie) you have to admit that he kicks butt and swings a heavy sword. Now you can open mail that same sword, it’s just super light and small. The Conan the Barbarian Sword [...]

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