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Open your letter with the power of the Man of Steel with this Superman Pewter Letter Opener. The handle shows Superman in flight carrying the letter opener. It is pretty awesome. Even super. It is made of fine pewter and measures 9 inches long. Superman doesn’t have to open his mail since he has [...]

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with this metal letter opener from He-Man and the Masters [...]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, the detail is super nice. Hobbit Letter [...]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers to pieces. Made from [...]

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which will make this particular letter opener [...]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener will have your snail mail [...]

Dragon Age Origins was an amazing game and if you are a fan, check out this Dragon Age Origins Grey Warden Render Sword Letter Opener. Everytime you open a letter you will be reminded of the game since you are opening it with a miniature Grey Warden sword. Mostly Grey Warden swords are used [...]

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and open letters with them. This unique letter opener is [...]

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to [...]

We can’t all have a batcave, a batmobile and a butler named Alfred, but you can add some style to your desk with this Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand. This stylish letter opener is based on designs from Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins and has a stainless [...]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental charm behind it as [...]

No matter which version of Conan you love,(Comic Book, novels, Arnold movies, or the new movie) you have to admit that he kicks butt and swings a heavy sword. Now you can open mail that same sword, it’s just super light and small. The Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener will open all of [...]

I don’t know how you open your mail, but if you belong to house Gryffindor, you would use this super cool Harry Potter Gryffindor Sword Letter Opener and slice away. Though, why you couldn’t just use a spell I have no idea. Well, you have to get enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and [...]

Bruce Wayne is rich. He doesn’t just clumsily tear open his mail. He does it with style, in the Batcave, with this Batman The Dark Knight Batwing Letter Opener with Stand. Actually Alfred probably does it for him. Master Wayne, the electric bill needs to be paid! This folding letter opener looks [...]