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True Utility Clip Tool Review

James Kelly — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:00:22 +0000

GeekAlerts, like many of our readers, has a weird obsession with multi-tools and survival gadgets and gear. It could be that a few of us are afraid of the Zombie Apocalypse and the Mayan prediction of the world ending in 2012, or maybe it’s just that we like cool gadgets. Either way, this True Utility [...]

Mordicus Crocodile Bread Knife

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:33:44 +0000

Bread knives are essential in the kitchen. Beyond slicing through bread like buttah, they also make cutting roast beef, tomatoes, and cake a piece of… pie. But how often do you see artisan bread knife handles designed as a smiley crocodile? Introducing the snappiest bread knife there is: the Mordicus Crocodile Bread Knife. Mordicus – Crocodile Bread Knife Bread knife shaped [...]

DIY Wooden Knife

Hazel Chua — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 07:33:27 +0000

You’d think that something so potentially deadly would be a bit harder to make. But the DIY Wooden Knife shows you that it’s a lot more easier than you think. Can you believe that you can fashion this snazzy-looking wooden knife from soft wood, without needing any woodworking experience or any tools at all? The [...]

Iain Sinclair CardSharp 2 Knife

James Kelly — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:35:32 +0000

Are you the type of person that always likes to be prepared and never wants to get caught in a situation with your hands tied? If so, you probably have already have handy pocket knife, but what about something for those nights when you are dressed to impress and you only have your wallet on [...]

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Hazel Chua — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:23:59 +0000

The most common (and most used) act on magic shows is the sharp knife act. You know how these things go: the magician asks for a random volunteer from the audience, locks him or her up in a wooden box, and starts to pierce sharp knives through it or saw that person in half. At [...]

Boker Credit Card Knife

Hazel Chua — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:33:06 +0000

So picture this: you’re hiking in some mountain trail, when you find your leg caught in a tangle of weeds and vines. No problem at all; just reach over into your pocket, take your wallet out, and fish the Boker Credit Card Knife out from one of the credit card slots to cut your foot [...]

Construction Plate & Utensils

James Kelly — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:30:26 +0000

Just in case you needed an excuse to play with your food; you’ve now got one. The Construction Plate & Utensils come complete with a plate that resembles a construction site and three utensils that look like more like Tonka Toys that half transformed into a push knife, fork and spoon. Organize and plan how [...]

ChopIN Board

Hazel Chua — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:15:03 +0000

Now who said them cleavers were just for chopping? The ChopIN Board wants to change how knives are viewed because you can now also chop stuff on top of them instead of using them to cut stuff up. That doesn’t apply to all knives, of course, but just to the ChopIN Board. It’s made to [...]

Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen

Conner Flynn — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 23:13:33 +0000

They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but this pen is about equal to a butterfly knife thanks to it’s neat design. The Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen is exactly what it sounds like. A pen that requires some stylish moves in order to open it, just like the butterfly knife. Think of all [...]

Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks

Conner Flynn — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:05:22 +0000

Most guys are animals when it comes to eating meat. There’s nothing like a good burger after all. So why not go all out and channel your inner bear and tear up your meat with these Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks? Who needs forks and knives? Bears don’t. And now neither do you. These Bear [...]

Snack & Stack Lego Block Utensils

James Kelly — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 18:30:43 +0000

Do you think about LEGOs and building blocks 24/7? Well if you want to try to incorporate LEGOs into your everyday routine, the Snack and Stack Utensils are a good start. These LEGO like utensils lock together for easy storage or for building your own super utensil! Enjoy all your meals in building block fashion [...]

Karate Lettuce Chopper

Conner Flynn — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 16:56:23 +0000

Let’s face it, when you are chopping lettuce, you are always thinking about how great it would be to chop it Karate style. Now you can thanks to the Karate Lettuce Chopper, which will make quick work of those green leaves in a hurry. This gadget may not be your actual hand, but it is [...]

ForkChops 3-in-1 Utensils

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:47:22 +0000

We all marveled at the spork when it first came to fruition and changed our lives forever. Was it at KFC while eating cole slaw then mashed potatoes to wash down some fried chicken? Who knows?! But try using the spork for eating noodle dishes at the food court. It gets a bit tricky. Then try to [...]

Switch Modular Pocket Knife

Ryan Cooper — Thu, 12 May 2011 11:02:40 +0000

If you need a variety of tools close at hand, something like the Giant Wenger Swiss Army Knife might sound nice. With 85 tools it has just about any function you can imagine, but the problem is won’t fit in your pocket. The solution is the Switch Modular Pocket Knife, where you can mix & [...]

Chewdriver Dining Utensils

Patra Beaulieu — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:16:46 +0000

If you’ve marveled at such products as the Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils, Hopside Down Glass, Salad Wrench Tools and Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Wheel Saw, you might’ve thought to yourself, “What ever will Fred & Friends come up with next?” Here’s your answer: the Chewdriver Utensil Set, featuring swappable fork, spoon and knife bits. It’s a culinary spin on the indispensable [...]

Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 18:48:57 +0000

Whoever is in the think tank of Fred & Friends has hit the multi-tasking nail on the head with this set of Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils. Taking after the classic Bic ball-point pens we know and love, the pens in this set come with caps in the shape of a fork, knife and spoon, [...]

Circular Saw Pizza Slicer

Robert Birming — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:23:00 +0000

Pizza Boss is the name of this new fun product for those who especially like the word tool when it comes to kitchen tools. It’s a pizza slicer designed to look like a circular saw. Unlike most power tools you won’t have to read the instructions before using the Pizza Boss as it’s fairly self-evident: [...]

Swiss Army Knife with Digital Altimeter

Robert Birming — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:05:00 +0000

Last time we saw the Swiss army knife here at GeekAlerts, it was a model equipped with a 16GB USB drive. Now the Victorinox company has managed to squeeze in a digital thermometer and altimeter into their famous multifunction pocket tool. Features: Large Blade Small Blade Bottle Opener Large Screwdriver Wire Stripper Corkscrew Can Opener [...]

Swiss Army Knife Chocolate

Robert Birming — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:02:55 +0000

This Swiss army knife is not 9 inches in width with over 100 tools, it doesn’t double as a stapler, it’s not designed like a pen, it won’t glow in the dark, and it has no built-in USB drive – no, this Swiss army knife is simply filled with delicious chocolate. Yummy! This delectable Swiss [...]

LEGO Cutlery

Robert Birming — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:07:02 +0000

For those of you who enjoyed the LEGO Coasters and the LEGO Salt and Pepper Shakers, here’s a fun and colorful set of cutlery that should be right up your alley. Stack up this complete place setting and take on the go! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, desk drawer or glove compartment. Fork, spoon and [...]

8GB Swiss Army Knife USB Drive

Robert Birming — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:03:20 +0000

The Swiss army knife with USB drive has been around for a while in a 2GB model. Now you can get a similar multitool with an 8GB storage capacity. Features: USB Flash Memory – 8GB Knife – Blade Length 34mm Pen Scissors – Blade Length 15mm Nail File – Length 28mm 2.5mm Flat Tip Screwdriver [...]

StayGlow: The Glowing Swiss Army Knife

Robert Birming — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:29:48 +0000

After having seen stapler, pen and giant versions of the Swiss army knife, what could be next? The answer is one that glows in the dark. The grip shells on the StayGlow are fluorescent to create the glowing effect. The knife is 91 mm long and offers 14 different features: large and small blade, corkscrew, [...]

What’s Inside the Porsche Design Edition 1 Case?

Robert Birming — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:37:47 +0000

Curious to to know what’s hidden inside the accessories case of the Cayman S Porsche Design Edition 1 limited-edition special series? Notcot has been kind enough to let us take a sneak peak by providing photos of the Flat Six Chronograph, pocket knife, sunglasses etc. View close-ups and a high-res image in the Porsche Design [...]

Swiss Army Knife Pen

Robert Birming — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:13:25 +0000

We’ve seen the famous Swiss knife as a stapler and in sizes you didn’t think was possible. Now the time has come for the product to move into a pen. The SwissPen X-1 Multi-Function Executive Pen ($50) includes a map light, scissors, screwdriver, nail file, and a knife/letter opener. It weighs less than 15 lbs. [...]