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I can’t cook a boiled egg, but I know that some people are real monsters in the kitchen. For those people who want to have a monster mash in the kitchen, check out this Mini Mummy & Monster Spatula. It’s perfect for Halloween or whenever you just want to add some fun to your baking. [...]

If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you’ll want to have this Bloody Knife Spatula in the kitchen. This spatula has a blood splatter print on both sides. The silicone head is scratch resistant and non-stick and is also heat resistant up to 600 °F / [...]

Hand towels are a cheap and easy way to decorate and express yourself; and they help lower your paper towel usage. The Geek Hand Towels are made from 100% cotton and come as a set of two. Each towel is 28″ x 26″ and features annotated screen-printed sketches that make your ordinary day a [...]

You can keep track of how long that roast has been in the oven and add a little kitsch to your kitchen at the same time with the Time Fries Clock. Come on. It doesn’t matter how serious you are about decorating, this thing had to make you at least smile. Was it the [...]

Want to look like  wiseguy while you are cooking some burgers on the grill? With this Godfather Kitchen Cooking Apron, you can be the Don of your own grill. How often do you see a made man flipping burgers in a suit? That could be you. This humorous novelty apron measures 22.5″ x 30″ [...]

Wanna know how to give your food some flava? Shake the Salt and Pepper Maracas Shakers over every dish. I used to think that grinding those 3-ft. pepper mills was a hoot, but these salt and pepper maracas are even better. Maracas shakers make cooking so much more fun, especially with some Latino beats [...]

I’m not a huge fan of science, but I do love coffee and the Vacuum Brewer merges those two areas together so well that even I can get a thrill out of the dynamics of vapor pressure. Do you consider yourself a java connoisseur because your kitchen is stocked with a French press and [...]

If you’ve ever wondered if there was an easier way to measure pasta servings without going over or under the standard plate, then you probably haven’t heard of the Western Spaghetti Measurer yet. This quirky measurer features a spunky cowboy who has been shot in all the right places to let you [...]

With all the innovative cooking utensils that are available, it’s still common to see Asian moms (and dads) stirring food over the stovetop with a pair of chopsticks. Old habits die hard, and there’s no need to reinvent the wheel. However, tongs come close to (or exceed) the performance of [...]

Hot weather is just around the corner so we don’t really need a reason to eat ice cream, but the Emergency Ice Cream Pint Mug is here for those that need a little help to beat their doubts into submission. The secret is to not think of ice cream as a treat, but as [...]

If you’re a bit obsessive-compulsive when it comes to food preparation and cooking, then you might want to get this Ruler Knife to use with your OCD Chef Cutting Board. What makes this knife different from the other ones is the ruler markings that you see on the edge, which you probably already [...]

Preparation is one part of the entire cooking process that many people don’t look forward to. Aside from dicing, slicing, and chopping various ingredients, you also have to deal with disposing the scraps and separating them from the components that you’re going to be using. One smart solution [...]

It’s infuriating when you’re in the kitchen, ready to do some cooking or baking, when you realize that you’re missing a spoon or two from your set of measuring spoons. The same also applies to measuring cups. It’s a huge hassle to drop everything in the middle of preparations to [...]

Donkey Kong’s in a bind as always, and it’s up to you to get him out–not! Not with this Kitchen Kong Whisk anyway, because you’d have to take the whole thing apart if you were to free him from his eternal prison. But look on the bright side: at least he’s going to be eating [...]

Artsy fartsy people will love this Paintbrush Utensil Set. They might not love cooking as much, but these utensils might give them an encouraging nudge or two in that direction. The set includes two spatulas of different sizes and a basting brush, all of which were made to look like paint brushes decked [...]