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Awwww. Look at how adorable these DC Comics Little Mates Keychains look. All of your favorite DC characters are here. Carry your keys with some DC geek flair with any of these little heroes or villains. Each keychain features a super cute version of a DC Comics character. When you buy one you will [...]

If you need a Batman wallet, you are going to want a Batman keychain to go with it. Now is your chance to get both with this Batman Fat-Free Wallet With Keychain. Your cash and your keys just got the Dark Knight treatment. Both the wallet and keychain are made from recycled materials and [...]

Make those keys on your keyring look manly with the Chainsaw Key Cover. Your keys already kind of look like saw blades and these key covers just add the handle. Put one on a special key to tell it apart from the rest or put them on many keys just because they look so [...]

Let the ultimate Jedi Master shine a light when you need it. The LEGO Star Wars Yoda Flashlight takes our favorite Jedi Master and turns his mini-fig form into a LED flashlight. This flashlight is also a key chain. Just press the button on Yoda’s chest to light up the LEGO figure’s feet. It [...]

The Keyport was a pretty nifty idea to reduce the overall clutter and confusion that’s associated with most keychains. It combined them all in a discreet package. The new version was just released and it adds some new features. The Keyport Slide 2.0 incorporates a USB flash storage drive (up to 32 [...]

If you lived in a Zombie infested wasteland, you would have collected plenty of Zombie ears as trophies by now, but since you don’t, you will have to settle for this Zombie Ear Keychain. This 3D sculpted keychain looks like a severed zombie ear. One that you can carry your keys on. It’s made [...]

Keep Master Yoda with you wherever you go with this Yoda Voodoo String Doll Keychain. This cute keychain is also a voodoo doll and toy in one handy soft package. He is made of string that is probably held together with the force that flows through him. This unique collectible would make a great [...]

When you need to pop open a bottle of Corona, it’s easy to be prepared. Just about every Pocket Multitool has a bottle opener, plus they’re even built-in to Caps, Sunglasses, and iPhone Cases. But if wine is your drink of choice, those bottle openers won’t help you pull the cork during a [...]

Since today marks the end of the world for many of you, maybe you should get rid of that unlucky rabbits foot and go with the Zombie Blind Box Voodoo Dolls….At least you’ll look cool when the zombies eat you. Each 2.5 inch string voodoo doll comes with its own cord so you can [...]

It is often useful to have a pocket knife on hand, such as when you need to cut open a package, but sometimes it is also nice to keep it hidden. Who wants to look like some deviant carrying a weapon, when in reality you only use knives for slicing through packing tape and [...]

Keys. The final frontier. This is the only keychain that a Star Trek fan needs. This Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Keychain is an awesome mini replica of Captain Picard’s Enterprise. There is no cooler way to keep your keys together my geek friend. It is screen-accurate and made of zinc-steel alloy with [...]

The highly-anticipated 007 flick “Skyfall” is headed for theaters in November, and for the occasion the company Swarovski is coming out with a collection that will commemorate the spy’s 50th anniversary. The jewelry was designed by Britain’s own Stephen Webster. Starting in [...]

I don’t know about you, but I miss those old boomboxes. They were huge and loud and took like ten large batteries. The MP3 players are great, but they just don’t have the personality that the old boomboxes had. Well, at least you can relive those days with this Boombox Coin Bag. It may [...]

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the woman naked which is already a [...]

Maybe it’s the telemarketers and bill collectors, or maybe it’s even family members, but the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain will make sure you have the perfect excuse to cut the conversation short every time you decide you’ve heard enough. If you’re like me, you [...]