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Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of [...]

Know anyone that has real skill with dropping the F bomb? It’s frequently an over-looked, and occasionally frowned-upon, talent, but you can shine a light on your friend’s mad skills by honoring him (or her) with the F Bomb Paperweight. The F bomb has to be one of the most versatile words in the [...]

We at GeekAlerts love Star Wars, especially things that add a neat twist to the Saga like this Bad Chewie Hoodie does. Think about it for a minute, if the size of the “dog” has to do with the size of the mess, WOW! Considering that Peter Mayhew is 7’3″, I guess we can [...]

The Support Cloning T-Shirt isn’t meant to stir up any moral or ethical issues, rather it is designed to bring out all those cool ideas you always had but were too chicken to do. Maybe you send your clone into battle against two Klingon women, or maybe you let your clone try juggling chainsaws; [...]

Back when I wasn’t as into instant messaging and chatting, (or rather, back when I was still more of a noob), I always used to find it puzzling whenever I saw or heard people use “lol” or “rofl” or “lmao.” They definitely don’t make any sense and [...]

In class, there are times when geeks have extra bonus points saved up so that once in a while they can afford to clown around and jot down wrong wisecrack answers on exams. Other times, students really don’t know the correct answers so they get creative and come up with provocative responses. The [...]

Good looking people may have ruled middle school, high school, college, and up until their early and mid-twenties, maybe a few ruled in their thirties, and cougars have their forties, BUT they are not going to rule the world!  Finally we get our moment to shine and it comes in the form of world [...]

Two of my favorite things happen to be Star Trek and Zombies.  I could never get enough of Captain Kirk (yeah, I got the Star Trek Bathrobe and Kirk vs Gorn Action Figures) and actually still watch everything William Shatner does on TV now.  Zombies are just fun no matter how you look at it.  [...]

In times of great stress, some people cry or throw tantrums. Others may crack under pressure or simply just give up. When you’re supervising a bunch of people in a highly stressful environment, you’ve got to take measures and think of things to keep your staff calm or at least sane. Which is [...]