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Most of the writers here at GeekAlerts are simple people, don’t ask for much, and appreciate things like a nice piece of toast. You’ve seen the Star Wars Toaster and Pop Art Toaster, and now the Hello Kitty Toaster is here to ensure that everyone has a chance to start their day off with a [...]

Do you have someone in your family that is going to be the next great singer on American Idol or do you have a William Hung? Either way, this Hello Kitty Karaoke machine is sure to make them look good even if their singing isn’t. With auto voice control as your built in voice guide, [...]

In the edible jewels department, the Ring Pop is my fave. Sure, candy necklaces and Gummy Bandz are fun and attractive, but the Ring Pop candy itself doesn’t touch the skin as it sits on the nifty plastic platform on your finger. A lot of us have lived and learned that half-eaten candy and skin do not mix. The point is: Ring Pops rule and if [...]

Do you have a Hello Kitty fan that is all grown up in your life? How about surprising them with this Hello Kitty Passport Case this holiday season. Perfect for the kitty woman on the go, with its 7 credit cards slots, 2 bill slots, and space for your passport, you’ll be able to have [...]

I’m sure all the guys and other Star Wars fans already purchased their Yoda & Darth Vader Stockings; so it’s only fair that we show something for the ladies. The Hello Kitty Plush Pink Christmas Stocking is a 23 x 7 inch stocking that is so cute, even naughty girls will find it filled with [...]

I’m sure that you’ve noticed by now that Hello Kitty has her face on just about everything. You just can’t stop the kitty. Now you can get this Hello Kitty Light Set to decorate your Christmas tree this year or just hang them wherever you want. You get 10 lights on the string. Perfect for [...]

For all you “of age” Hello Kitty lovers, here is a drink that should be right up your alley. The Hello Kitty Sweet Pink Champagne is perfect for those nights when you’re feeling naughty and want to curl up to some friends. This 375ml bottle supposedly tastes as good as Hello Kitty is cute. It [...]

She’s sassy, cute, popular and sweet as pie, but when it comes to school she’s a straight-up nerd. The Hello Kitty Nerd USB Mimobot Flash Drive by Mimoco can store your utmost important projects and term papers this school year.

I am willing to bet that the Hello Kitty Sandwich Maker won’t be used by many men, but women and little girls will enjoy the face of Hello Kitty stamped into their sandwiches.

Even Hello Kitty’s innocence is not immune to the dark side; especially when she gets to look like Boba Fett, the coolest bounty hunter Star Wars has ever produced. The Hello Kitty Boba Fett T-Shirt is perfect for the woman that loves to be cute and cuddly, but knows how to turn to the dark side [...]

Two things that never go out of style are backpacks and Hello Kitty. Put ‘em together and what’ve you got? Bibbity bobbity Hello Kitty backpack; the Plush Hello Kitty Head Backpack, to be exact.

We haven’t posted much Hello Kitty stuff for a while, so this cute Portable Hello Kitty CD Case caught my eye. These days most people use an iPod or other MP3 player to hold their music, so there is little reason to carry music CDs with you. However, this Hello Kitty case works just as [...]