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Know anyone that has real skill with dropping the F bomb? It’s frequently an over-looked, and occasionally frowned-upon, talent, but you can shine a light on your friend’s mad skills by honoring him (or her) with the F Bomb Paperweight. The F bomb has to be one of the most versatile words in the English [...]

The iPhone is one of the most advanced smartphones on the market and GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of cool cases for it; but something as well designed as this sometimes needs something with a little more elegance. The Killspencer West-African Zebrawood iPhone Veil is designed, developed and handmade out of real wood right here [...]

When you are ready to purchase that new Learjet and Project Utopia Floating Yacht, sign the dotted line with Caran D’Ache 1010 Diamonds Pen. Sure it costs a cool £855,000, but it has over 870 diamonds totaling 24.61 carats and is handmade in 18-carat gold with rhodium-plating. When the billionaires get together, they need something [...]

Most clocks need a hand (or two) to tell you the time, while others just toss a bunch of seemingly random numbers in your direction, but the QLOCKTWO shares its timekeeping knowledge with simple and direct words that always make sure you and time see eye-to-eye. Old-fashioned clocks with hands can be confusing. Is that [...]

Before we covered a product called the Worlds Largest Gummy Bears. Since those only weighed in at 5 pounds and 12,600 calories, they’ll need to choose a new name after the release of these new Giant Party Gummy Bears. They weigh an incredible 26 pounds each and are packed with 32,000 calories! Obviously, at this [...]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental charm behind it as well. Made from recycled railroad spikes [...]

If you keep a journal, you can record your thoughts in an ordinary notebook or in something totally unique like this Steampunk Handmade Wooden Journal With Antique Skeleton Key. This one-of-a-kind, handmade journal features a gorgeous wood cover and contains 144 hand torn pages. Take pride and show how valuable your writings are by keeping [...]

As fans of retro gaming, we’ve found a lot of cool products featuring Nintendo Super Mario Mushrooms. There was the Mushroom Beanie, Mushroom LED Lamp, Mushroom Massage Pillow, Mushroom Scarf, Mario Mushroom Candy, and much more. Now we have a new one, the Nintendo Super Mario Red Mushroom Keyring, handmade by Sally Faye from Barnstaple, [...]

It’s starting to get cold outside, but with Vs. Mittens there’s a fun way to stay warm. These mittens come as opposing animal pairs where one hand is the predator and the other is the prey. They provide a silly way to have fun while one of your hands attacks the other in a mock [...]

There’s a man and woman in every couple, and we’re not talking about genders here. Sometimes, it’s the women who wears the pants in the relationship and sometimes it’s the man. The same goes for same-sex couples. Every couple is different of course, so some partnerships may more or less even out. But for those [...]

If you want the best, you have to pay for the best. I get that; I just don’t have the money to do that so I’m like 99% of the world and just admire all these cools things from a distance. The Petiole Hammock is by far the king of hammocks. Handmade in Sweden and [...]

I don’t think droids need to shower, but I do believe R2-D2 and C-3PO appreciate being cleaned and well lubricated. That being said, this R2-D2 Soap Shower Bar is really for the human fans of Star Wars. These vegetable based R2-D2 soap units are 3 1/2″ x 2 1/2″ and can be shipped within one [...]