The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself from political cooties with You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer. Similar to the Zombie Anti-Vius, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and Secret Agent Hand […]
Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact, yet it is just more fun than ordinary Purell. Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer even has skin moisturizers, to […]
We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends […]
The Secret Agent Hand Sanitizer, despite what you might expect, doesn’t explode. It also doesn’t attract females, since you’re not actually a spy. And, if you were a spy and you were any good at it, the girls wouldn’t know that you were a secret […]
Do your hands smell like meat? Do you want them to? Oddly enough, some of you out there are saying Yes and Yes to those first two questions. If this happens to be you or someone you know, then you need to get PorkKleen Bacon […]
Gross. Yucky. Ew. Yep, that sums up germs. You’ll want a good hand sanitizer if you are worried about cleanliness. Ew Hand Sanitizer to the rescue. After all, everything that you touch is full of germs, whether it’s your computer, door knobs, even your own […]
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