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Winning most games only earns you a high score and bragging rights. With the Gumball Pinball Machine, you are actually rewarded for winning with gumballs! This pinball machine comes with 850 1″ multi-colored gumballs that you load into an attractive display box at the top of the unit. (Order more [...]

Unicorns might be mythical and magical but they still have to go #2 every now and then, and that magical moment has been captured with Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum. There are all kinds of poop-themed goodies out there, like the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser and the Pooping Bull Candy, but you can’t [...]

Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were at the height of popularity while microwaves only [...]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you know (it could be [...]

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you get through those awkward moments when you really shouldn’t [...]

Create your own chewing gum from scratch using the Make Your Own Chewing Gum Kit. Prepare the gum base by heating it, and then mix in the sugar and flavorings. With this kit you make your gum from natural chicle, the sap of the Sapodilla tree that grows in the rainforests of Central America. [...]

Anyone who owns a cat knows that cats cough up hairballs all of the time. I think it’s because they lick their fur all of the time, not because they are trying to be rude. Well, now is your chance to find out how your cat feels, by putting these Hairball Gumballs in your [...]

There aren’t that many old fashioned gas pumps still up and running now that we all pump and go with our chip-embedded credit and debit cards or with PayPass. But you’ve gotta admit that the old ones have this nostalgic charm about them. It makes you think of days when you could fill up your [...]

So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in [...]

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans [...]

I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame it on old age, wisdom and a small degree [...]

I can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can stuff myself with all of that good food. But if you want all of the taste of Thanksgiving, no matter what the date, and none of the actual food, then try these Thanksgiving Gumballs. Think of it as Thanksgiving Dinner in a compact version. It sure [...]

If you know a chain smoker and want him (or her) to quit or at least start rethinking his (or her) lifestyle choices, then all you will need are these Gum Cigarettes and a willing minor, preferable his (or her) child, to play along. The plan is similar to the one we laid out [...]

Now here’s some gum served up with a twist. Have you ever had the urge to throw an insult or ridicule somebody while you’re chewing gum? Do you like Shakespeare and have a passion to quote him, especially in times of boredom? Then what you need in your pocket is the Shakespearean Insult Gum. [...]

To have a taste of the fabled spirit absinthe, popular in some European countries, you don’t have to search far. Absinthe Gumballs are available for your chewing pleasure, minus the liver [...]