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Are you the big cheese in your rock band? Then shred some mozzarella, or rock some Romano with this Shredder Guitar Cheese Grater. Shredding cheeses and veggies will be a rock and roll experience from now on. Rock and roll your every meal. This novelty shredder makes a fun gift for any kitchen and [...]

If you love guitars and music, then this Guitar USB Flash Drive was made for you. It comes with 8GB of flash storage to store a bunch of your files. You’ll just have to remove the coordinated cap to access the drive to pop it in. The Guitar USB Flash Drive also comes with [...]

There’s nothing quite like rocking out on an electric guitar. The problem is that they are so big, that they can’t take them everywhere. This Mini Electric Guitar Kit will help. With this kit, you can build your own mini electric guitar. It has a built-in speaker, or you can use a line out [...]

You want to rock out like a guitar hero but you can’t play the guitar to save your life? The iPad Guitar Tutor set you on the path to musical righteousness, and you don’t have to worry about anyone laughing at you while you’re still pathetic in the early stages. All you have to [...]

Are you ready to rock the kitchen? I said, are you ready to rock the kitchen? Then check out this rocking Guitar Mini Skillet. This skillet is already seasoned and ready to use. It makes a good spoon rest or snack server and whenever you use this bad boy it will be like you [...]

If you you’re looking to be the next rock legend or maybe have a child that is, check out the Pyle Beginner Electric Guitar Package. Designed by Pyle Audio, a leader in home, car and pro audio equipment, this beginner kit has everything you need at a price you can afford. This all-in-one kit [...]

These Acoustic and Electric Guitar Shaped Rockin Wooden Spoons are perfect for the roadie who has to cook the band’s meals. Just because you don’t rock a guitar on stage doesn’t mean you can’t rock one or two in the kitchen. These acoustic and electric guitar shaped wooden spoons [...]

If you and your school buddies like to rock out to Rock Band and other musical software, then you’re going to want to give the JamVOX III Software a try. The latest in the line of JamVOX software, JamVOX III features 57 effects and 19 famous amps that are all accurately modeled with jaw [...]

This Thor Rockmaster Electric Guitar will rock the house. If you are the God of Thunder onstage you might as well use a bad guitar like this one. It’s perfect for guitarists of any skill level and will let the whole audience know that you are a Marvel fan and comic book devotee. This [...]

There are backpacks and there are backpacks. This Guitar Backpack with MP3 Speaker Connection will allow you to carry around your stuff in musical style. It is sure to get you noticed by other musicians. This backpack from Pratesi features vegetable-dyed calf leather, a built in mini speaker and an outlet [...]

Musicians will find this Solar Guitar Tuner very handy and of course environmentally friendly. It will fit right in your pocket and is solar-powered with 12 tone equal temperament tuning. No sunlight at your current gig? No problem. It also charges over USB. You will always be in tune with this handy [...]

If you appreciate the female form and are in need of a new guitar (or collect really interesting-looking guitars), then you might want to check out the Female Form 6 String Acoustic Guitar. It’s a fully functional guitar in the form of a curvaceous female body. The custom-made guitar is fashioned [...]

Air guitars have to be the coolest instruments around. They weigh nothing and are easy to transport anywhere. Unfortunately, strumming the air doesn’t let people hear your musical genius. This Air Guitar has a little weight to it (since it’s more than just air) but it’s still easy to transport, and [...]

I don’t play guitar myself, but if I did I would definitely rock this Ghost Rider Predator Plus Exp Electric Guitar. I would have to come up with a cool band name though. Maybe the Ghost Rockers. This string-through-body version of Peavey’s popular electric guitar has a multi-adjustable bridge [...]

This here is the Men’s Guitar Tie. So it doesn’t exactly look like a real guitar, because the real ones aren’t normally that colorful. But wouldn’t you agree that the added colors just spice things up instead? This tie doesn’t make actual sounds and all like the Electronic [...]