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Heart Shaped Cucumber Mold Set

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:28:27 +0000

We’ve all heard about genetically modified crops, but there’s another way to mess with Mother Nature; by performing plastic surgery on baby cucumbers. Now you can grow cucumbers that slice into delightful heart shapes by using the Heart Shaped Cucumber Mold Set. First it was square melons, but then some creative folks in Yamagata Prefecture made our [...]

Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit

Hazel Chua — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:24:24 +0000

If you’re a fan of all things that are related to gnomes, then you’ll love the Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit. Given that gnomes don’t really exist, except as ceramic decorations for your garden. But it’d be pretty neat if you gave that little guy a garden of his own, right? With the Grow [...]

Grow Your Own Banana Tree

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:24:03 +0000

True or false? Banana trees can only be grown in tropical climates. False! They can also be grown indoors, thanks to the Grow Your Own Banana Tree kit. Grow Your Own Banana Tree Banana trees are easy and fun to grow – so grow your own, already. The banana tree grows about a foot in its [...]

Plantini Desktop Botanical Garden

Conner Flynn — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:00:50 +0000

Do you spend too much time in the office and not enough in nature? Many of us do, but you can always bring the outdoors inside with this Plantini Desktop Botanical Garden. Forget those old fashioned potted plants. Plant your flowers in a Plantini Desktop Botanical Garden. It’s made to look like a Victorian hothouse [...]

Four-Leaf Clover Planting Kit

Patra Beaulieu — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:25:53 +0000

Some people have all the luck and others are just plain unlucky. For the latter, their stars have been misaligning since the very second they came into this world. What’s worse is when these unfortunates make some raunchy decisions, begetting a tsunami of troubles always worse than the storms before. Where’s the secret escape door? Maybe what’s needed is a shield, and not an emergency exit. The [...]

Grow Your Own Coffee

Hazel Chua — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 18:39:04 +0000

I can live without breakfast in the morning, and have tried skipping baths when my schedule just wouldn’t permit (read: when I woke up extremely late and have to be at school in ten minutes to take my finals exam.) But one thing I can’t live without is my cup of coffee. If you’re a [...]

Allotinabox Gardening Kit

Hazel Chua — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:39:56 +0000

In this day and age, organic is the way to go. If you’re health conscious and want to start growing your own vegetables but don’t really know where to start, then you can try giving Allotinabox Gardening Kit a go. Get the Root Vue Farm while you’re at it too, so you can watch your [...]

Frogitat

Hazel Chua — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:48:58 +0000

Got some pet frogs or live in a place that’s full of these creatures going hoppity-hop? Then you should, by all means, get those frogs a place of their own to call home when they happen to chance upon your garden with the Frogitat. By and large it’s far from these frog’s natural habitats, but [...]

LED Grow Light with Super Harvest Colors

James Scott — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 19:59:34 +0000

Winter is approaching in the Northern Hemisphere, which means you can’t grow fresh herbs and vegetables in your outdoor garden. Even your houseplants may suffer from inadequate sunlight. The solution is the LED Grow Light with Super Harvest Colors. By using energy efficient LED lamps, this grow light is the eco-friendly and low-cost way to [...]

‘Taterpots’ Spuds that Sprout

Hazel Chua — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 11:30:53 +0000

I was never one with a green thumb. I used to plant mongo beans in our backyard when I was still a kid, but they always died a few days later even though I watered them religiously. If you want to try your hand at planting (hopefully with a lower mortality rate this time), then [...]

“Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue

James Kelly — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:23:50 +0000

Finally, a scarecrow that is actually scary looking. The “Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue reminds us a lot more of the creature from Jeepers Creepers than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. I don’t think you have to be the Cowardly Lion to be afraid of this statue! This scarecrow designed by Artist [...]

Flower Grenade

James Kelly — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 22:18:55 +0000

These Flower Grenades were originally designed for adding some flowers to urban areas that needed some beautification, but we think you can have a lot of fun with them no matter where you live. Enjoy tossing these out the window or in the corner of your yard and watch the flowers grow. Each clay grenade [...]

Solar Powered Plant Pot

James Kelly — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:25:00 +0000

Are you looking to add some style to your outdoor plants? The Solar Powered Plant Pot with nine LED lights is perfect for those plants that you want to standout even when the sun goes down. The solar panel charges the pot during the day and then at night it lights up in various colors [...]

Cricket Forge Leaf Bench and Table Set

Ryan Cooper — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 10:36:28 +0000

While the Dream Chaise Lounge Chair offers total comfort and relaxation, the modern styling might not complement the feng shui of your garden. However, the aesthetics of this Cricket Forge Leaf Bench and Table Set should allow for perfectly balanced qi. Or maybe they just look really cool…I’m not a feng shui expert. Seriously though, [...]

Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair

James Scott — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:21:34 +0000

The aptly named Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair is what happens when you combine a hammock and a pool-side lounger for the ultimate in comfort and relaxation. Patio loungers are nice, but you can’t gently swing in the breeze. Hammocks are relaxing, except for getting in and out of them. Combine the two and you [...]

Garden Zombie Statue

Ryan Cooper — Mon, 16 May 2011 16:02:10 +0000

Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy the Garden Zombie Statue, and add some brain-eating excitement to your yard. It will definitely be good for [...]

Golf Club Weed Wacker

Ryan Cooper — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 21:15:50 +0000

Summer is coming soon, and if you’re like me, you don’t enjoy gardening related activities. The trick is to combine it with something fun, and hence, the Golf Club Weed Wacker! It looks like an oversized golf driver, and it actually has a built-in grass trimmer. So while you’re whacking weeds, trimming grass edges, and [...]

Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue

Ryan Cooper — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 20:33:34 +0000

Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that have pet reptiles. The nice thing about this pet lizard is that you don’t have [...]

Wind-Resistant Sprinkler

Marty Shaw — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 03:44:30 +0000

Water sprinklers are a great way to keep your lawn green and fresh looking, but how much of that water is evaporating in the air or landing on you and the Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament when the wind blows just right? The Wind-Resistant Sprinkler lets you take care of your lawn and the environment at [...]

Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 09:57:34 +0000

Thanks to Charlie Sheen, you don’t want to be caught siding with trolls this spring, or their bosom cousins the gnomes for that matter. What to do about your faux pas lawn ornaments now? Take your garden to a whole new realm of awesomeness and revamp it with the spectacular Star Wars Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament. Stealthily built [...]

LED Sprayer for Your Garden Hose

Robert Birming — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:28:45 +0000

I’m sure we all recognize that horrible feeling of waking up in the middle of the night with a strong urge to run out and water the lawn – only to realize it’s too dark to do it. Don’t worry, those nightmares are over. This universal-fit pistol-grip sprayer comes with a built-in LED light, allowing [...]

NASCAR BBQ Grill

Robert Birming — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:32:26 +0000

A NASCAR-themed BBQ grill – finally you can spice up your garden with a cooking equipment that looks alright next to your F1 Lawn Mover. A full size stainless steel Cal Flame 4 burner propane BBQ grill with lights! Slide out storage compartment for coolers, generators, toolbox….anything. A diamond plate campfire or cooler transport deck. [...]

Wireless Rock-Shaped Outdoor Speaker System

Robert Birming — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:44:25 +0000

Remember that Rock-Shaped Outdoor Speaker from Klipsch? Audio Unlimited has just announced a similar wireless model with a 150 feet range. Enjoy the great outdoors with your 900 MHz wireless Rock speakers that seamlessly blend into your landscaping allowing you to listen to music just about anywhere in your garden, without the hassle of running [...]

Life-Sized Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Replica

Robert Birming — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:28:29 +0000

So you want to outcool your neighbors Camarasaurus replica? No problem, that plant eater doesn’t stand a chance against this creature. It says Available Soon under the dimensions part of the product description, but the info from Wikipedia should give you a good idea of what to expect: …it was the largest known tyrannosaurid and [...]