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Zombies are cool all year round, but especially at Halloween. Now is the perfect time to pick up these Zombie Garden Gnome Statues and decorate your front yard. Unlike the cute garden gnomes, like the Travelocity Roaming Gnome, these reanimated gnome corpses are creepy and hungry for brains. They would be [...]

Gnomes are pretty mischievous mythical creatures. They like to frolic in the garden and get into all kinds of trouble. Now you can have one to hold your toilet paper. This Garden Gnome Toilet Paper Roll Holder is perfect for Gnome fans who don’t mind a little Gnome watching them in the restroom. He [...]

Gnomes are by nature mischievous and naughty. That’s probably why so many people put them in their garden. Just to add some fun and whimsy to their lives. This Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is perfect for gnome fans who want to see gnomes how they really are. He isn’t shy. In [...]

With so many cool and high-tech headphones out there, sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and sport something simple and funny. The Gnome & Mushroom Earbuds are a fun way to enjoy your favorite tunes from any device with a 3.5mm headphone jack. With two sets on included silicone tips, [...]

It’s all about the details, and you’ve got details galore in this fabulous Garden Gnome Shirred Shoulder Bag. The handbag is very wearable with its deep blue fabric color and not overly obnoxious but very noticeable gnome embroidery. When you open up the purse, you’ll be delighted to [...]

The typical garden gnome is known to be pudgy and jolly-looking, but Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues are a rare group of gnomes that are as bony as can be. You can never have too many lawn ornaments, right? And when you have gnomes in your garden, they bring all sorts of luck and sprinkle magic [...]

Oh Gnome You Don’t is a fun family board game for 2-5 players from Gut Busting Games.  This one doesn’t have a heavy theme and the gameplay isn’t super deep, but it is a whole lot of fun. Basically you and your friends are a bunch of greedy gnomes duking it out for gems [...]

If you’re a fan of all things that are related to gnomes, then you’ll love the Grow Your Own Gnome Garden Kit. Given that gnomes don’t really exist, except as ceramic decorations for your garden. But it’d be pretty neat if you gave that little guy a garden of his own, right? With [...]

Finally, a scarecrow that is actually scary looking.  The “Harvest of Evil” Garden Scarecrow Statue reminds us a lot more of the creature from Jeepers Creepers than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.  I don’t think you have to be the Cowardly Lion to be afraid of this statue!  This [...]

Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy the Garden Zombie Statue, and add some brain-eating excitement to your yard. It will definitely be good [...]

Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that have pet reptiles. The nice thing about this pet lizard is that you don’t [...]

Thanks to Charlie Sheen, you don’t want to be caught siding with trolls this spring, or their bosom cousins the gnomes for that matter. What to do about your faux pas lawn ornaments now? Take your garden to a whole new realm of awesomeness and revamp it with the spectacular Star Wars Garden Jawa [...]