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Leggings with Chastity Yardstick

Leggings with Chastity Yardstick

What a lot of parents have to deal with when they’ve got some teenagers, specifically of the female gender, is with wardrobe choices. Nothing puts a dad more on guard then a daughter going out in ridiculously short skirts or skimpy dresses. If you’re one of those dads who just can’t seem [...]

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Backwards Clock

Backwards Clock

Clocks can’t get any geekier than this. The Purple Motherboard Pendulum Clock that was previously featured here on GeekAlerts definitely had a lot of appeal. The DIY Wall Clock was a pretty neat concept, too, because it provided you with the framework you needed to create and customize your very [...]

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Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl

Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl

I think your heart will skip a beat or two the first time you see this bowl, especially if it’s full of cereal and actual milk. The Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl is designed such that it looks like milk is perpetually spilling out of the bowl and onto your [...]

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Bhut Jolokia - World's Hottest Pepper

Bhut Jolokia: The World’s Hottest Pepper

Here’s the pepper that is literally the king of all peppers: the Bhut Jolokia which is the World’s Hottest Pepper. Are you man (or woman) enough to take on the ghost [...]

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Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Often we hear of men who want to be able to exert more control over their domineering women. Remember that drama-comedy movie that starred Adam Sandler entitled “Click”? He didn’t have a controller that could manipulate his wife’s actions, but he did have a remote control on life. [...]

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Instant Excuse Game Ball

Instant Excuse Ball

There’s this girl I knew back in high school who was, in my opinion, the best liar I’d ever met. She always had an excuse ready up her sleeve: why she was late for our meeting, why she failed to submit her part in the group report, why she couldn’t make it to our [...]

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Giant Scissors

Giant Scissors

There’s just something about huge versions of normal, every day things that makes these objects all the more appealing. Take for example the Giant Doughnut Mold, which you can use to make your own enormous donuts. Or the Big Time Wall Clock which looks like a giant watch face that you can hang on [...]

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Toilet Mug

Toilet Mug

Now who was it that said that only dogs can drink out of the toilet? Now we humans can drink and even eat from the bowl with the Toilet Mug. For your small alcoholic drinks, you can drink shots out of the Toilet Bowl Shot Glasses; but for everything else, you’ve got this mug [...]

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Sexy Shower Curtain

Sexy Shower Curtain

Is the Periodic Table Shower Curtain too geeky for you? Do you think that the Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtain is borderline creepy? Then show off those sleek curves and play the role of a sultry temptress with the Sexy Shower [...]

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Emergency Yodel Button

Emergency Yodel Button

In times of great stress, some people cry or throw tantrums. Others may crack under pressure or simply just give up. When you’re supervising a bunch of people in a highly stressful environment, you’ve got to take measures and think of things to keep your staff calm or at least sane. Which is [...]

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Uh-Oh Emergency Underpants

Uh-Oh Emergency Underpants

Do you have a bladder or poop-control problem? It happens more often than you think. In fact, I know a lot of people who have trouble well, holding it all in. Imagine how embarrassing it can be to be at a meeting or dinner party and just having to run out of the room [...]

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Want/Need Glass

Want/Need Glass

The world that we live in today is filled with people living the “want” culture. The things we “need” today aren’t things that were needed a few decades ago; in essence, they’re all just wants that eventually became such a big part of our lives that we feel like we [...]

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