Tag: funny
bikestache

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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My Best Friend is a Wookie One Boy’s Journey to Find His Place in the Galaxy

My Best Friend is a Wookiee Memoir

If you’re one of the lucky ones, you probably grew up watching Star Wars and pretended to be a Jedi in your backyard wishing they made LaserSaber Lightsabers back then. Of course some of us did more than just pretend, a few lived the Star Wars dream… Written by Tony Pacitti, the My Best Friend [...]

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Lunch Lady Action Figure

Lunch Lady Action Figure

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always ample meatloaf and navy beans for every child. But [...]

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My Big Gun Family Car Decal

My Big Gun Family Car Window Sticker

In this day and age where any little bit of information can be used to hurt you, people putting informative stickers on their cars have always intrigued me. Do you really want everyone to know how many kids you have, what their names are, what school they are honor students at, etc.? Well I guess [...]

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Fake Science 101

Fake Science 101

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what others are saying: For [...]

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Lies They Teach in School

Lies They Teach in School Book

It’s a fact that many of the things that they teach us in school are not true. That’s right, many of the things that you were taught in school were lies. Learn about them all with this Lies They Teach in School Book. Did you know that the United States did not vote for independence [...]

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Mini Crime Scene Tape

Mini Crime Scene Tape

If you are the clown of the office, check this out. With this Mini Crime Scene Tape, you can mark crime scenes on your desk. Maybe someone stole your favorite pen or lifted your favorite geeky coffee cup. Whatever the crime, you can mark the scene and leave it there until you have a chance [...]

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Zombies Make Better Boyfriend

Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt

Hey ladies, are you tired of being considered nothing more than a pretty face? Are you sick of guys that just look you up and down, but never hear a word you’re saying? Well according to the Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt, you should start looking at the undead if you want a man’s [...]

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Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes and even ladies fit, and it is perfect [...]

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Snail Oil Beauty Soap

Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been mixed [...]

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Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to wipe. This humorous book will teach [...]

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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of salt or a pinch of pepper. Color coded and easy [...]

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adventure time plush

Adventure Time Plush Toys

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would be great for hugging during TV [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but you [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

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Farts in the Wild

Farts in the Wild Book

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With full color illustrations and accurate electronic [...]

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