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Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of salt or a pinch of pepper. Color coded and [...]

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would be great for hugging during TV [...]

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but [...]

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With full color illustrations and accurate electronic [...]

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your [...]

Fans of the FX animated comedy series Archer, know what the character by the same name is all about and what he means when he says, “Just the Tip.” 100% cotton and ready for action, this Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt is a great way to have some fun with friends and unsuspecting onlookers. [...]

Reminiscent of the classical Wizard of Oz movie, this scarecrow seems to be in search of some brains to satisfy his hunger as well as his lack of intelligence…Who knew a bag of straw could turn zombie. Wizard of Oz fans, zombie fans, and anyone else that loves to wear comical t-shirts will enjoy [...]

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other donating it [...]

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

After the sea attacked with Shark Attack Mug and Octpus Attack Mug, you know Mother Nature’s most ferocious creature must be next in line for an assault. That’s right, the squirrel. The Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug will have you running to protect your nuts. Made from porcelain, this mug is [...]

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past (Go Away Doormat, Yoda Doormat and the Confused [...]

This Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt is a great reminder of this hilarious show. Even though many of us loved the show and it was critically acclaimed, it’s ratings were never good enough, so it lasted just a short three seasons. Luckily, Netflix is [...]