Tag: funny
The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

Is there anyone who doesn’t love bacon? Some people love it so much that they crave it the moment they wake up. The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock is for them. For all of us really, but especially for Bacon-addicts. This cool alarm clock means that it’s always bacon time. The alarm is loud and [...]

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I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats

I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book

So, you have a cat. That doesn’t mean that you know the mind of a cat. Cats are independent and they tend to keep to themselves. You just cant get into the mind of a cat. Unless you read this I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book. This book will delve [...]

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Dear Math, Im Not A Therapist T-Shirt

Dear Math, I’m Not A Therapist T-Shirt

It’s back to school time, which for many people means back to math homework. Whether you like mathematics or not, you’re sure to get a kick out of this Dear Math, I’m Not A Therapist T-Shirt. It reads, “Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems.” This [...]

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9 Months Ago Mommy Read Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie

Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie

Everyone thought that the “Twilight” saga was great for getting women’s romantic tendencies going at an all-time high, but that’s nothing compared to the effect the latest “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series is having on female book club members. It’s hard to [...]

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Luchador Bottle Opener

Luchador Bottle Openers

After a long day of work, the last thing you want to have to do is wrestle with a beer bottle. Tag the Luchador Bottle Openers in and let them pop the top on that bottle while you sit back and enjoy a evening of watching Nacho Libre. Available in three colors and designed to [...]

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False Achievements Photo Frame

False Achievements Photo Frame

Have you ever won a Olympic Gold Medal, jumped out of an airplane at 50,000 feet, caught a fish that was bigger than you, or been an astronaut in outer space? Yeah, me neither, but that doesn’t have to stop you from bragging about doing these things “in the old days.” Just get the False [...]

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Futurama Poster You're Not Paid to Think

Futurama Poster A Mindless Worker Is A Happy Worker

We’ve seen a lot of cool Futurama products on GeekAlerts, with the most recent being the Hypnotoad and my favorite being the Futurama Monopoly Game. This Futurama Poster A Mindless Worker Is A Happy Worker, is a great addition to this collection, and would look great up on your cubicle wall next to [...]

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Squirrel Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all be well worth it. Made from vinyl [...]

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Beer Awesomeness book

The Book of Beer Awesomeness

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the knowledge you require to live the life of a true [...]

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Zombie Caution Sticker

What seems funny now may be all too real in the near future. The Zombie Caution Sticker make light of the fact that many of you are going to be chased down and eaten by the undead hordes of zombies that will roam the Earth after the Zombie Apocalypse. With very few of us expected [...]

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Mustache Luggage Tag

Mustache Luggage Tag

Not all of us are lucky enough to grow high-quality staches like Tom Selleck and Rollie Fingers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our support and love for all things mustache with fun little items like this Mustache Luggage Tag. The Mustache Luggage Tag features a buckle strap for easy [...]

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Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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My Best Friend is a Wookiee Memoir

If you’re one of the lucky ones, you probably grew up watching Star Wars and pretended to be a Jedi in your backyard wishing they made LaserSaber Lightsabers back then. Of course some of us did more than just pretend, a few lived the Star Wars dream… Written by Tony Pacitti, the My Best Friend [...]

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Lunch Lady Action Figure

Lunch Lady Action Figure

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always ample meatloaf and navy beans for every child. But [...]

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My Big Gun Family Car Decal

My Big Gun Family Car Window Sticker

In this day and age where any little bit of information can be used to hurt you, people putting informative stickers on their cars have always intrigued me. Do you really want everyone to know how many kids you have, what their names are, what school they are honor students at, etc.? Well I guess [...]

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