Tag: funny
Zombies Make Better Boyfriend

Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt

Hey ladies, are you tired of being considered nothing more than a pretty face? Are you sick of guys that just look you up and down, but never hear a word you’re saying? Well according to the Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt, you should start looking at the undead if you want a man’s [...]

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Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes and even ladies fit, and it is perfect [...]

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Snail Oil Beauty Soap

Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been mixed [...]

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Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to wipe. This humorous book will teach [...]

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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of salt or a pinch of pepper. Color coded and easy [...]

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adventure time plush

Adventure Time Plush Toys

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would be great for hugging during TV [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but you [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

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Farts in the Wild

Farts in the Wild Book

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With full color illustrations and accurate electronic [...]

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Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your hands [...]

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Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt

Archer – Just The Tip T-Shirt

Fans of the FX animated comedy series Archer, know what the character by the same name is all about and what he means when he says, “Just the Tip.” 100% cotton and ready for action, this Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt is a great way to have some fun with friends and unsuspecting onlookers. James [...]

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If I Only Had Some ... Braaains! T-Shirt

If I Only Had Some … Braaains! T-Shirt

Reminiscent of the classical Wizard of Oz movie, this scarecrow seems to be in search of some brains to satisfy his hunger as well as his lack of intelligence…Who knew a bag of straw could turn zombie. Wizard of Oz fans, zombie fans, and anyone else that loves to wear comical t-shirts will enjoy the [...]

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

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Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other donating it to [...]

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Flamingo Lamp

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

After the sea attacked with Shark Attack Mug and Octpus Attack Mug, you know Mother Nature’s most ferocious creature must be next in line for an assault. That’s right, the squirrel. The Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug will have you running to protect your nuts. Made from porcelain, this mug is [...]

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The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past (Go Away Doormat, Yoda Doormat and the Confused [...]

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