Tag: funny
Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard

Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard

If you loved The Original Beard Hat then meet its first cousin once removed, the Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard. This facial contraption gives macho beaus a more defined, angular chin compared to the Original Beard Hat, which has more of a rounded beard. Wearing a bearded hat is the best [...]

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United States Zombie Hunting Permit

United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker

While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have their chance to tag and bag a few of these [...]

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Inflatable Toupee

Inflatable Toupee

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. You might as well have a toupee that can be [...]

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Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer

Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer

Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact, yet it is just more fun than ordinary Purell. Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer even has skin moisturizers, to prevent excess skin dryness. [...]

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Parks And Recreation Vote Ron Swanson T-Shirt

Parks And Recreation Vote Ron Swanson T-Shirt

In most recent days, Mitt Romney hasn’t exercised good use of his word filter. But imagine if Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” was allowed up on the podium. Ron Swanson is probably the most blunt, most macho character ever created, and this is what his campaign shirt would look [...]

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Autobacon t-shirt

Autobacon T-Shirt

Linux?  Windows?  Mac?  None of the above, my friends – I’m going with the brand new Autobacon.  What does it do?  Well, like the Chromebook, it only has one function. Unlike the Chromebook, the Autobacon’s one function is the ability to print bacon. Now, depending on the quality of [...]

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Just Shot Glass

Just Shot – Shot Glass

Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that you’re getting less liquor with a big, gaping hole in [...]

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Love Never Dies - Bride and Groom Cake Toppers

Love Never Dies – Bride and Groom Cake Toppers

I don’t know if October is a big wedding month but if you know anyone getting hitched as Halloween approaches, the Love Never Dies – Bride and Groom Cake Toppers are a great way to send a romantic message while sticking with the holiday theme. Of course, if nuptials aren’t in the future [...]

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The Last Cookie T-Shirt

The Last Cookie T-Shirt

We all grew up watching Sesame Street (some of us still do) and we all love the Cookie Monster; that is until he eats our cookies…It was always funny when it was someone eases cookies. Designed by Mike Jacobsen, The Last Cookie T-Shirt puts a funny twist on being stranded in the wilderness with your [...]

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One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found T-Shirt

One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found T-Shirt

A collection of comical t-shirts is a great way to put a smile on your face and those lucky enough to be in your vicinity when you’re wearing them. The One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found T-Shirt should go nicely with that collection, especially if you happen to be one of [...]

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Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold your golf ball in place and maybe you can smack [...]

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Kung Fu Kid

Kung Fu Kid

This Kung Fu Kid is a Kung Fu master ready to show off his moves and teach you everything he knows. He may look like a baby, but he has years of training. This Master Lee Kung Fu Kid is wearing a martial arts uniform and when you press the button, the song “Kung Fu [...]

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Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Pinback Button

Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Button

Forget about Republicans and Democrats because our best candidate comes from a galaxy far, far away, and you can show your support with the Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Button. “Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.” We heard those words of wisdom from Princess Leia long before we [...]

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The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

Is there anyone who doesn’t love bacon? Some people love it so much that they crave it the moment they wake up. The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock is for them. For all of us really, but especially for Bacon-addicts. This cool alarm clock means that it’s always bacon time. The alarm is loud and [...]

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I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats

I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book

So, you have a cat. That doesn’t mean that you know the mind of a cat. Cats are independent and they tend to keep to themselves. You just cant get into the mind of a cat. Unless you read this I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book. This book will delve [...]

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