Tag: funny
The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a whale with a major [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or [...]

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Black Plush Mustache Mask

Black Plush Mustache Mask

All good superheroes have a mask…some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you’ll be half way home to being one of those great superheroes yourself. Large enough to make Yosemite Sam jealous, this plush mustache is perfect for Halloween, themed parties, or [...]

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Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser

Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser

We all use tape, but it is pretty easy for that small roll to get lost on our desks and wonder off. Well, Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser will keep it safe and handy. This fun little guy brightens up your desk as he looks like he is doing a dance with your roll [...]

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Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

Introducing the biggest trend fixing to rock the nursing homes: The Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray, making denture-shaped ice for people with and without teeth. In that same bubblegum-pink shade of that stuff that makes you gag while getting dental impressions, the ice cube tray yields four denture-shaped [...]

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8-Bit Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

If you remember the 80s, then you probably remember giving blow jobs like they were going out of style…Easy now, I’m talking about blowing on all those 8-bit NES video games. That was one cruel joke Nintendo played on us. You’d run home from school hoping to get some serious Mario Bros, [...]

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National Geographic Angry Birds Book

National Geographic Angry Birds Book

If playing Angry Birds has suddenly turned you into a bird lover, you’ll want to get your talons on the latest book National Geographic Angry Birds: 50 True Stories of the Fed Up, Feathered and Furious. Birds have feelings too and lo and behold, one of them is anger. The creators of the iconic game [...]

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Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this polypropylene mouthpiece may work wonders for you [...]

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Santa Beard Head

Santa Beard Head Hat

We at GeekAlerts love bearded hats and we’ve shown you some really cool ones in the past: Cthulhu Ski Mask, Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm, Neff Lumberjack Beard Hat and The Original Beard Hat. All of them are fun; but none of them offer the warm, fuzzy feeling that wearing the Santa Beard Head [...]

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Cynical Tea Bags

Cynical Tea Bags

It’s always nice to settle down and enjoy a nice cup of tea. The English know all about tea time. Tea has many health benefits, plus drinking tea can relieve stress. If you enjoy tea, try these Cynical Tea Bags and see if they live up to their various names. Cynical Tea Bags come in [...]

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Obama Punching Bag

Obama Punching Bag

GeekAlerts is about cool gadgets and fun products, and we prefer to stay out of politics. Besides, for us debates involve Star Wars vs. Star Trek, zombies vs. vampires, and iPhone vs. Android–not Democrats vs. Republicans. So even though we typically avoid political products, the fact that those on [...]

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Ghostbusters Family Window Decal

Ghostbusters Family Car Window Decal

If you love car window stickers and already have your vehicle covered in Zombies, Guns or Star Wars decals, why not add the Ghostbusters Family Car Window Decal to the mix. Sure Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore might not be your real family, but wouldn’t life be better if they were? [...]

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Nice Bass Trophy Head Costume

Nice Bass Trophy Head Costume

Sometimes it is nice to have a really easy costume for Halloween. Something easy to put on, easy to take off, that doesn’t restrict your movement, and allows you to eat and drink easily. The problem with most of these is that they are too common and generic. However, the Nice Bass Trophy Head [...]

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Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion

Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion

There is no sillier or more hated creature in the Star Wars universe than Jar Jar Binks. Now you can use him for all of your whoopie cushion needs with this Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion. Some might say that this is exactly the role he should play in the Star Wars universe. He’s plush. [...]

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Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater

Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater

Do you remember the cool Alien Abduction Lamp GeekAlerts showed you last year? Well if not, this Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater is a great reminder. If you’re into UFOs, unique sweaters and sheep, then this sweater should be right up your alley. Made from soft acrylic knit material, this sweater [...]

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