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Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that you’re getting less liquor with a big, gaping hole [...]

I don’t know if October is a big wedding month but if you know anyone getting hitched as Halloween approaches, the Love Never Dies – Bride and Groom Cake Toppers are a great way to send a romantic message while sticking with the holiday theme. Of course, if nuptials aren’t in the future [...]

We all grew up watching Sesame Street (some of us still do) and we all love the Cookie Monster; that is until he eats our cookies…It was always funny when it was someone eases cookies. Designed by Mike Jacobsen, The Last Cookie T-Shirt puts a funny twist on being stranded in the wilderness with [...]

A collection of comical t-shirts is a great way to put a smile on your face and those lucky enough to be in your vicinity when you’re wearing them. The One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found T-Shirt should go nicely with that collection, especially if you happen to be one [...]

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold your golf ball in place and maybe you can [...]

This Kung Fu Kid is a Kung Fu master ready to show off his moves and teach you everything he knows. He may look like a baby, but he has years of training. This Master Lee Kung Fu Kid is wearing a martial arts uniform and when you press the button, the song “Kung [...]

Forget about Republicans and Democrats because our best candidate comes from a galaxy far, far away, and you can show your support with the Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Button. “Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.” We heard those words of wisdom from Princess Leia long before we [...]

Is there anyone who doesn’t love bacon? Some people love it so much that they crave it the moment they wake up. The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock is for them. For all of us really, but especially for Bacon-addicts. This cool alarm clock means that it’s always bacon time. The alarm is loud [...]

So, you have a cat. That doesn’t mean that you know the mind of a cat. Cats are independent and they tend to keep to themselves. You just cant get into the mind of a cat. Unless you read this I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book. This book will [...]

It’s back to school time, which for many people means back to math homework. Whether you like mathematics or not, you’re sure to get a kick out of this Dear Math, I’m Not A Therapist T-Shirt. It reads, “Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems.” This [...]

Everyone thought that the “Twilight” saga was great for getting women’s romantic tendencies going at an all-time high, but that’s nothing compared to the effect the latest “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series is having on female book club members. It’s hard to [...]

After a long day of work, the last thing you want to have to do is wrestle with a beer bottle. Tag the Luchador Bottle Openers in and let them pop the top on that bottle while you sit back and enjoy a evening of watching Nacho Libre. Available in three colors and designed [...]

Have you ever won a Olympic Gold Medal, jumped out of an airplane at 50,000 feet, caught a fish that was bigger than you, or been an astronaut in outer space? Yeah, me neither, but that doesn’t have to stop you from bragging about doing these things “in the old days.” Just get the [...]

We’ve seen a lot of cool Futurama products on GeekAlerts, with the most recent being the Hypnotoad and my favorite being the Futurama Monopoly Game. This Futurama Poster A Mindless Worker Is A Happy Worker, is a great addition to this collection, and would look great up on your cubicle wall next to [...]

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all be well worth it. Made from vinyl [...]