United States Zombie Hunting Permit
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United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker

September 28, 2012 James Kelly 0

While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have […]

Inflatable Toupee
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Inflatable Toupee

September 28, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. […]

Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer
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Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer

September 25, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact, yet it is just more fun than ordinary Purell. Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer even has skin moisturizers, to […]

Parks And Recreation Vote Ron Swanson T-Shirt
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Parks And Recreation Vote Ron Swanson T-Shirt

September 24, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

In most recent days, Mitt Romney hasn’t exercised good use of his word filter. But imagine if Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” was allowed up on the podium. Ron Swanson is probably the most blunt, most macho character ever created, and this is what […]

Autobacon t-shirt
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Autobacon T-Shirt

September 23, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Linux?  Windows?  Mac?  None of the above, my friends – I’m going with the brand new Autobacon.  What does it do?  Well, like the Chromebook, it only has one function. Unlike the Chromebook, the Autobacon’s one function is the ability to print bacon. Now, depending […]

Just Shot Glass
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Just Shot – Shot Glass

September 23, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that […]

Love Never Dies - Bride and Groom Cake Toppers
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Love Never Dies – Bride and Groom Cake Toppers

September 23, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

I don’t know if October is a big wedding month but if you know anyone getting hitched as Halloween approaches, the Love Never Dies – Bride and Groom Cake Toppers are a great way to send a romantic message while sticking with the holiday theme. […]

The Last Cookie T-Shirt
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The Last Cookie T-Shirt

September 21, 2012 James Kelly 0

We all grew up watching Sesame Street (some of us still do) and we all love the Cookie Monster; that is until he eats our cookies…It was always funny when it was someone eases cookies. Designed by Mike Jacobsen, The Last Cookie T-Shirt puts a […]

Tee Tops Political Golf Tees
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Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

September 18, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold […]

Kung Fu Kid
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Kung Fu Kid

September 13, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

This Kung Fu Kid is a Kung Fu master ready to show off his moves and teach you everything he knows. He may look like a baby, but he has years of training. This Master Lee Kung Fu Kid is wearing a martial arts uniform […]

Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Pinback Button
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Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Button

September 11, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

Forget about Republicans and Democrats because our best candidate comes from a galaxy far, far away, and you can show your support with the Obi Wan Kenobi 2012 Our Only Hope Button. “Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.” We heard those words of wisdom […]

The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock
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The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

September 10, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Is there anyone who doesn’t love bacon? Some people love it so much that they crave it the moment they wake up. The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock is for them. For all of us really, but especially for Bacon-addicts. This cool alarm clock means […]

Dear Math, Im Not A Therapist T-Shirt
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Dear Math, I’m Not A Therapist T-Shirt

September 7, 2012 Ryan Cooper 2

It’s back to school time, which for many people means back to math homework. Whether you like mathematics or not, you’re sure to get a kick out of this Dear Math, I’m Not A Therapist T-Shirt. It reads, “Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve […]

9 Months Ago Mommy Read Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie
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Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie

September 1, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 2

Everyone thought that the “Twilight” saga was great for getting women’s romantic tendencies going at an all-time high, but that’s nothing compared to the effect the latest “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series is having on female book club members. It’s hard to quantify, but […]

Luchador Bottle Opener
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Luchador Bottle Openers

August 30, 2012 James Kelly 1

After a long day of work, the last thing you want to have to do is wrestle with a beer bottle. Tag the Luchador Bottle Openers in and let them pop the top on that bottle while you sit back and enjoy a evening of […]

False Achievements Picture Frame
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False Achievements Photo Frame

August 25, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

Have you ever won a Olympic Gold Medal, jumped out of an airplane at 50,000 feet, caught a fish that was bigger than you, or been an astronaut in outer space? Yeah, me neither, but that doesn’t have to stop you from bragging about doing […]

Futurama Poster You're Not Paid to Think
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Futurama Poster A Mindless Worker Is A Happy Worker

August 24, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

We’ve seen a lot of cool Futurama products on GeekAlerts, with the most recent being the Hypnotoad and my favorite being the Futurama Monopoly Game. This Futurama Poster A Mindless Worker Is A Happy Worker, is a great addition to this collection, and would look […]

Squirrel Head Squirrel Feeder
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

August 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all […]