Tag: funny
5-Very-Good-Reasons-to-Punch-a-Dolphin-in-the-Mouth-(And-Other-Useful-Guides)

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth

If you loved the books I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats and How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, then you going to appreciate 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides.) This hysterical collection of 60 comic illustrations from [...]

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Away Team Kit

Star Trek Away Team Kit

If you are a Captain planning your first away team mission, don’t sweat it. This Star Trek Away Team Kit has everything you need for the mission. You get a copy of the trade paperback Redshirts autographed by author John Scalzi, a Red Shirts card game, a Star Trek Acrylic Travel Cup, a red Star [...]

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Evolution-of-Gamers-T-Shirt

Evolution of Gamers T-Shirt

If you’re a gamer or you know someone that is, the Evolution of Gamers T-Shirt could be the perfect gift. Taking a note from Darwin, Mike Jacobsen designed this funny t-shirt showing how gamers started out as apes and ended up as basically apes with video games…ladies if you need a gift for [...]

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Reindeer-Games-T-Shirt

Reindeer Games T-Shirt

Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, this Reindeer Games T-Shirt will put a smile on your face no matter how bad your day is going. Designer Donovan Santiago puts his unique twist on this Christmas classic by showing poor Rudolph being left out of the video gaming fun by his fellow reindeer. This [...]

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I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse

I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse T-Shirt

Just like every other time someone predicted the end of the world, the “Mayan Apocalypse” passed without incident. Yet you can still be proud that you lived through December 21, 2012, and show it off with one of these I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse T-Shirts. After all, some may consider you a [...]

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Fellowship T-Shirt

Fellowship T-Shirt

Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, the Fellowship T-Shirt puts a unique twist on a modern-day theme. Hobbit fans and Lord of the Rings fans will appreciate the Darwin-like image humor of going from smurf to a wizard. Let the adventures begin and enjoy a few laughs as you display your love for [...]

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Regular Show Up High Bro!!! T-Shirt

Regular Show Up High Bro!!! T-Shirt

If you enjoy the crazy antics of Cartoon Network’s Regular Show, then you’ll appreciate the Regular Show Up High Bro!!! T-Shirt. When Mordecai and Rigby turn their boring park jobs into exciting adventures, it usually involves Muscle Man and his bud, High Five Ghost. And as everyone knows, [...]

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Support Bacteria T-Shirt

Support Bacteria T-Shirt

Just like you can’t ever have enough chocolate to eat, you can never have enough t-shirts to wear….so how about adding the Support Bacteria T-Shirt to your collection? This preshrunk t-shirt is perfect for you or that friend that is a little rough around the edges…”It’s the [...]

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Warning If Zombies Chase Us T-Shirt

Warning: If Zombies Chase Us T-Shirt

Want to let your friends and family know the cold hard truth about what will happen during a zombie apocalypse but don’t really have the courage to just flat-out tell them? The Warning: If Zombies Chase Us T-Shirt will get the message across, loud and clear. Let’s face it. When the dead start [...]

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Cat Exercise Wheel

Cat Exercise Wheel

Move over Hamster Race Car, cats are stealing the show. The Cat Exercise Wheel is basically a hamster wheel made for cats. It allows your furry felines to get the exercise they need no matter where you live. As you can see from the videos below, the cats seem to get the idea and enjoy [...]

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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit

If you are making a B Movie or just want to start a new fashion trend, try this awesomely geeky Bubble Wrap Suit. It’s great for all kinds of occasions. This bubble wrap space suit is made with real Bubble Wrap and since one size fits most adults, you won’t have any trouble fitting into [...]

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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair Book

Ever think your cat sheds enough hair to make another cat? With the Crafting With Cat Hair Book, you really can; but you don’t have to stop at just cats because this book shows you how to do various projects with cat hair. In addition to the craft projects, the book also contains cat facts, [...]

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Bubble Wrap Tie

Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun and wacky while it helps you pass some time. These [...]

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Sandpooper

Sandpooper T-Shirt

You knew someone had to get stuck with the behind-the-scenes job that no one wanted during Star Wars filming. It looks like the Stormtrooper is that guy again. This funny Sandpooper T-Shirt shows the not so fun side of owning a giant lizard. Like all the other cool t-shirts at the NeatoShop, the [...]

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Halo Teabagging

Halo Teabagging T-Shirt

For many Halo fans, teabagging is just as important as a team victory…it may even be more important for some of you If you know someone like this, or you’re a proud teabagger, then this Halo Teabaggering T-Shirt is for you. Just when you thought you only had to worry about going blind or [...]

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He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater should get the job done. While [...]

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How To Swear Around The World phrasebook

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn 😉 The How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook [...]

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Karakuri Neck Charm

Karakuri Neck Charm

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty item or something that really works is [...]

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The Oppo Dog Muzzle Quack

The Quack Dog Muzzle

Do you have a dog that needs a muzzle every now and then? Well big or small, GeekAlerts has the perfect muzzle for your dog. The Quack Dog Muzzle ensures that your dog looks good, if you like ducks, when he/she needs to be muzzled. Gone are the days of leather muzzles, these are now [...]

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Santa's Beer Belly Pilsner Glass

Santa’s Beer Belly Pilsner Glass

Getting into the “Holiday Spirit” can be tough, especially if you have a large family. And we adults know how helpful alcohol can be in those times 😉 Just grab the Santa’s Beer Belly Pilsner Glass, fill it to the top with your favorite specialty alcohol and you’ll be much better prepared for [...]

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