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If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty item or something that really works is [...]

Do you have a dog that needs a muzzle every now and then? Well big or small, GeekAlerts has the perfect muzzle for your dog. The Quack Dog Muzzle ensures that your dog looks good, if you like ducks, when he/she needs to be muzzled. Gone are the days of leather muzzles, these are [...]

Getting into the “Holiday Spirit” can be tough, especially if you have a large family. And we adults know how helpful alcohol can be in those times Just grab the Santa’s Beer Belly Pilsner Glass, fill it to the top with your favorite specialty alcohol and you’ll be much better prepared for all [...]

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an abominable reindeer…no, it’s the knight who says NI! The Knights of Ni Plush Hat is inspired by “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and is designed to be worn by the most oddball but chivalrous Python fans. When things [...]

If you’re a fan of Cartoon Network, then you’ve probably seen an episode or two of the Regular Show…Who can resist Muscle Man’s bulging pecks and Rigby and Mordecai’s crazy antics. Add a little fun to your daily grind of phone calls. The Regular Show iPhone Cases are [...]

If you a fan of Christmas but not of the mess that usually accompanies it, you might want to get the Printed Christmas Tree Poster. Less maintenance than even the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, this poster is sure to keep your floor pine needle free. The poster measures approximately 61.6cm(W) x 153cm(H) [...]

Having regrets is part of being human but apparently clones or Stormtroopers also experience regret when they get duped by smart Jedi. The Star Wars Stormtrooper Demotivational Regrets Canvas Print perfectly captures the regret of a Stormtrooper after he let R2-D2 and C-3PO zoom away. Though it’s [...]

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned by everyone else up and down your street. [...]

Let this 8″ Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy be a warning to all you big eaters this Thanksgiving…Eat too much turkey and you may just turn into one! That’s right, this Hello Kitty is reversible. Turn her inside out and you’ll have a nice little plush turkey for your cat to [...]

You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there was a way for guys to be that delicious looking. The Full Bacon Suit lets you hop on to the growing trend of wearing food as clothing, and you don’t have to worry about [...]

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn horn–just look at how [...]

Warcraft fans stand up and let everyone know that you want an inflatable donkey…relax, it’s okay, it’s the Dota2 Inflatable Donkey. Sure to make inflatable fans everywhere jealous, this donkey stands three feet tall when fully inflated and is the perfect accessory for the geek that [...]

My boss told me I didn’t have enough flair. Apparently, I need 37 pieces of flair to match my brown-nosing coworkers. Fortunately, I found this cool set of Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons that includes 16 different zombie themed badges to wear. There’s a bunch of cool buttons such as [...]

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka Magnum…he even had an awesome TV name… But here’s your chance to feel special and have something not many others will. The Magnum Pi T-Shirt is a great mashup between the aforementioned [...]

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself from political cooties with You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer. Similar to the Zombie Anti-Vius, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and Secret Agent Hand Sanitizers, [...]