Tag: funny
Legend of Penny

Legend of Penny T-Shirt

Get them while you can. This Legend of Penny T-Shirt won’t last long…and once they’re gone, that’s it. This unique shirt combines everyone’s favorite NES game, The Legend of Zelda, with the Big Bang Theory. Leonard replaces Link and tries to save Penny instead of Zelda. Spend [...]

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iWipers Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so big and bulky. Besides, you aren’t [...]

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Trash Can Shot Glass Set

Trash Can Shot Glass Set

We’ve seen our share of shot glasses here at Geek Alerts, and now it is time to take out the trash. This Trash Can Shot Glass Set, that is. These little shot glasses will get you trashed. These shot glasses look like little trash cans, but instead of trash, they are filled with the drink [...]

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Fortune Telling Bacon

Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There are [...]

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Airplane Dont Call Me Shirley Blue Mug

Airplane! Don’t Call Me Shirley Blue Mug

Airplane was a classic comedy movie, with many great jokes and one-liners. The one that the movie is most known for can be found on this awesome Airplane! Don’t Call Me Shirley Blue Mug. I am serious…And don’t call me Shirley! One of the best lines ever. This 14-ounce blue ceramic mug [...]

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Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels Shirt

Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-Shirt

Just like the guy that farts on a plane and thinks no one can smell it because they can’t hear anything, farting in an elevator is just wrong. Sure you can look around and make subtle gestures towards the clueless guy in the corner, but we all know that the cool guy is usually the [...]

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Darth Vader Daddy is Home Shirt

Darth Vader Daddy’s Home T-Shirt

Do you know who your daddy is? Well Luke was sure in for a surprise when he found out who his daddy was…It even cost him a hand. This Darth Vader Daddy’s Home T-Shirt is perfect for the Star Wars fan or anyone that just loves calling themselves daddy. The preshrunk t-shirt fittingly comes in [...]

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Seinfeld Group Clothing Heather Gray T-Shirt

Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt

Cue the Seinfeld music. This Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt shows the whole gang, or more specifically, it shows off their clothing. Essentially, it’s a shirt about nothing. Surprisingly, it’s not made by Vandelay Industries. It features the clothing and the hair styles of George Costanza, [...]

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Green Beer Socks

Green Beer Socks

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about them and go [...]

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Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the egg shaper makes it a breeze to add some [...]

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Become A Scientist Shirt

Become A Scientist T-Shirt

The Become A Scientist T-Shirt should make a great gift for you or someone you know that loves science. Preshrunk and available in ladies fit, this t-shirt pokes fun at the hard working and underpaid scientists of our society. Like all the other Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, this t-shirt comes in a [...]

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I Survived The Russian Meteor

I Survived The Russian Meteor T-Shirt

Meteors can hit the Earth at any time and there is very little that we can do about it. It’s scary stuff so you might as well lighten up about it. This I Survived The Russian Meteor T-Shirt will help. It reads “I survived the Russian meteor. In Russia, space explores you!” This shirt is [...]

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Smash Mute TV Mute Button

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of relaxation and entertainment. If a [...]

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It's P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt

Calm Down Bro It’s P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt

Sometimes it’s important to step back, take a deep breath, and put things in perspective. The Calm Down Bro It’s P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt helps you spread the word when certain Type A personalities around you forget where they are. We’ve all been there. After hours of sitting in a [...]

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Star-Wars-Chewbacca-Chillin-Dog-StyleT-Shirt

Chewbacca Chillin Dog Style T-Shirt

Star Wars fans know how cool Chewbacca is, but we never really got to see him let loose…until now! This Chewbacca Chillin Dog Style T-Shirt shows us how the big Wookiee likes to relax when Han isn’t barking orders at him. Designed by Matt Haley and one of the many cool products at RedBubble, [...]

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Presidential Monsters Action Figures

I think most people talk about putting a monster in the White House after every election but those words have never been more true than when talking about the Presidential Monsters Action Figures, a twisted collection that blends seven historic figures with the iconic Universal monsters of old-school [...]

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Pigeon Mask

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. We all know the Pigeon is dirty and leaves a [...]

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