Bad Chewie Hoodie
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Bad Chewie Hoodie

We at GeekAlerts love Star Wars, especially things that add a neat twist to the Saga like this Bad Chewie Hoodie does. Think about it for a minute, if the size of the “dog” has to do with the size of the mess, WOW! Considering […]

Support Cloning T-Shirt
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Support Cloning T-Shirt

The Support Cloning T-Shirt isn’t meant to stir up any moral or ethical issues, rather it is designed to bring out all those cool ideas you always had but were too chicken to do. Maybe you send your clone into battle against two Klingon women, […]

Bad Attitude Wristbands
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Bad Attitude Wristbands

By now, I’m sure you’ve seen just about everyone you know wearing at least one wristband. They started off as a pretty cool way to show your support for stuff like Lance Armstrong’s Live Strong Foundation and other cancer research foundations, but it really has […]

Goodnight iPad
Books

Goodnight iPad

Do you remember Goodnight Moon, the classic book written by Margaret Wise Brown in 1947? I’m sure many of you had it read to you when you were kids or may have even read it to your own children; but don’t you think it is […]

Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask
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Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask

Want to be as powerful as a liger? You’re going to need to get some sleep with the help of the Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask. Tomorrow, there’s glassfuls of raw eggs to waiting for you. Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask Polyester mask is 7”x3.25” Elastic straps. One size […]

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser
Toys

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull […]

Plush Shark Hat
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Plush Shark Hat

My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we just go for a dip in the pool instead whenever we would drive to the beach. My sister had tried several ways and means to […]

Buff Baby Rattle
Toys

Buff Baby Rattle

Since a lot of us want our babies to become meat heads and have a successful career in ultimate fighting, it’s never too early to get them pumping iron right out of the womb with the Buff Baby Rattle. Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin’ body-builder. […]

Bendable Party Mustache
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Bendable Party Mustache

This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I’ve seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set was definitely a sight to behold, as was it’s female counterpart, the Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls. However, if none of those mustaches tickled your fancy, […]

Extremely Large Flask
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Sasquatch Extremely Large Flask

There’s just something about abnormally huge stuff that makes seemingly ordinary things well, extraordinary. (However, an exception to the rule is the Mega Cockroach, unless you’re into insects and roaches). I mean, take lighters for example. They’re useful but they’re nothing to write home about, […]

Text Speak Mugs
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Text Speak Mugs

Back when I wasn’t as into instant messaging and chatting, (or rather, back when I was still more of a noob), I always used to find it puzzling whenever I saw or heard people use “lol” or “rofl” or “lmao.” They definitely don’t make any […]

80s Retro iPhone Case
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80s Retro iPhone Case

Remember that big cell phone that brothers Steve and Doug were using in “Night at the Roxbury?” They were brothers? Noooo. Yeeees. Steroidal mobiles were the butt of jokes even back in the late 90s and now, they’re even funnier. Flash back to the 80s and don’t act like one of […]