Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug
Design

Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

After the sea attacked with Shark Attack Mug and Octpus Attack Mug, you know Mother Nature’s most ferocious creature must be next in line for an assault. That’s right, the squirrel. The Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug will have you running to protect your nuts. Made […]

Darth Vader and Son
Books

Darth Vader and Son Book

This Darth Vader and Son book is all about Luke and Darth Vader’s relationship. It is funny and heartwarming and totally geeky. It is what could have been between Luke and Vader. Luke’s a 4 year-old, and Vader is described as a tired,but loving father. […]

Channel 4 News Team Mug
Design

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Mug

As many of you probably know, five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland, Brian Fantana and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team are coming back for round two of Anchorman. That means it’s time to musk up with a dash […]

Guilt Trip Notepad
Design

Guilt Trip Notepad

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple […]

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt
Style

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

Churchgoers, adult entertainers, Big Bang Theory fans, and just about everyone else has their own personal beliefs about coitus. Maybe you’re like Dr. Sheldon Copper and have no desire to dabble in the pleasure of it, or maybe you can relate to Howard Wolowitz (pre-Bernadette) […]

Emergency Googly Eyes Kit
Toys

Emergency Googly Eyes Kit

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and […]

Inconvenient Kitty Glasses
Design

Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers

As anyone with a cat can attest, they always seem to want attention when you’re in the middle of something; never when you’re sitting by yourself on the couch begging them to join you. The Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers will put a smile on your face […]

Carbon Dating T-Shirt
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Carbon Dating T-Shirt

Serving as further proof that “smart” guys aren’t always smart, the Carbon Dating T-Shirt is a funny twist on a date gone horribly wrong. Seems like this would be the perfect t-shirt for Sheldon Cooper. Like many of the other cool t-shirts GeekAlerts has shown […]

Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Leather Wallet
Style

Pulp Fiction BMF Wallet

Anyone who’s seen “Pulp Fiction” would distinctly recall that diner scene where hitman Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson) has a paradigm shift and tries to be the “shepherd” leading a couple of moronic wannabe-robbers towards the path of the righteous. As the spastic couple point guns at his face, Jules calmly manages to get […]