Fake Science 101
Books

Fake Science 101

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take […]

Mini Crime Scene Tape
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Mini Crime Scene Tape

If you are the clown of the office, check this out. With this Mini Crime Scene Tape, you can mark crime scenes on your desk. Maybe someone stole your favorite pen or lifted your favorite geeky coffee cup. Whatever the crime, you can mark the […]

Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt
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Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes […]

Snail Oil Beauty Soap
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Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]

Kama Pootra
Books

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are […]

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of […]

adventure time plush
Toys

Adventure Time Plush Toys

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would […]

Up Yours Umbrella
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Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]

Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband
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Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the […]

Farts in the Wild
Books

Farts in the Wild Book

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With […]

Fist Can Koozie
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Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have […]

Zombie Insurance Kit
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Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you […]

Flamingo Lamp
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Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny […]