Tag: funny
Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your hands [...]

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Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt

Archer – Just The Tip T-Shirt

Fans of the FX animated comedy series Archer, know what the character by the same name is all about and what he means when he says, “Just the Tip.” 100% cotton and ready for action, this Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt is a great way to have some fun with friends and unsuspecting onlookers. James [...]

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If I Only Had Some ... Braaains! T-Shirt

If I Only Had Some … Braaains! T-Shirt

Reminiscent of the classical Wizard of Oz movie, this scarecrow seems to be in search of some brains to satisfy his hunger as well as his lack of intelligence…Who knew a bag of straw could turn zombie. Wizard of Oz fans, zombie fans, and anyone else that loves to wear comical t-shirts will enjoy the [...]

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

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Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other donating it to [...]

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Flamingo Lamp

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

After the sea attacked with Shark Attack Mug and Octpus Attack Mug, you know Mother Nature’s most ferocious creature must be next in line for an assault. That’s right, the squirrel. The Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug will have you running to protect your nuts. Made from porcelain, this mug is [...]

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The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past (Go Away Doormat, Yoda Doormat and the Confused [...]

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Arrested Development There's Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

This Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt is a great reminder of this hilarious show. Even though many of us loved the show and it was critically acclaimed, it’s ratings were never good enough, so it lasted just a short three seasons. Luckily, Netflix is [...]

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Squirrel with Mixed Nuts - 3D Magnets

3D Squirrel Magnets with Mixed Nuts

What is it about squirrels that we love so much? I think it’s that they do whatever they please and always manage to get away with grand theft birdseed. Not all of them are good at dodging traffic, but you’ve got to hand it to them; they’ve definitely got nuts. Odd Art Fabrications and [...]

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Creative Cursing Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Creative Cursing: A Mix ‘n’ Match Profanity Generator

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, hone your insult-making [...]

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Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain

Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain

Maybe it’s the telemarketers and bill collectors, or maybe it’s even family members, but the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain will make sure you have the perfect excuse to cut the conversation short every time you decide you’ve heard enough. If you’re like me, you [...]

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Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt

Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt

If you’re a big baby at heart, then maybe you should be seen wearing the Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt. Babies are so money. That’s why they are featured in all kinds of ads. Of course we all remember the delightful Evian rollerbaby ad, as well as the E*trade baby commercials that had us [...]

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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children Book

Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of this [...]

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Darth Vader and Son

Darth Vader and Son Book

This Darth Vader and Son book is all about Luke and Darth Vader’s relationship. It is funny and heartwarming and totally geeky. It is what could have been between Luke and Vader. Luke’s a 4 year-old, and Vader is described as a tired,but loving father. You get a different comic on each page [...]

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Channel 4 News Team Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Mug

As many of you probably know, five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland, Brian Fantana and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team are coming back for round two of Anchorman. That means it’s time to musk up with a dash of Sex Panther Cologne and head to Pleasure Town [...]

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Guilt Trip Notepad

Guilt Trip Notepad

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple form and then wait for them to feel guilty after [...]

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