Tag: funny
adventure time plush

Adventure Time Plush Toys

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the [...]

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Farts in the Wild

Farts in the Wild Book

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With full color [...]

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Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your [...]

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Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt

Archer – Just The Tip T-Shirt

Fans of the FX animated comedy series Archer, know what the character by the same name is all about and what he means when he says, “Just the Tip.” 100% cotton and ready for action, this Archer Just The Tip T-Shirt is a great way to have some fun with [...]

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If I Only Had Some ... Braaains! T-Shirt

If I Only Had Some … Braaains! T-Shirt

Reminiscent of the classical Wizard of Oz movie, this scarecrow seems to be in search of some brains to satisfy his hunger as well as his lack of intelligence…Who knew a bag of straw could turn zombie. Wizard of Oz fans, zombie fans, and anyone else that loves to [...]

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this [...]

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Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about [...]

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Flamingo Lamp

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black [...]

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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug

After the sea attacked with Shark Attack Mug and Octpus Attack Mug, you know Mother Nature’s most ferocious creature must be next in line for an assault. That’s right, the squirrel. The Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug will have you running to protect your [...]

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The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past (Go Away [...]

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Arrested Development There's Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

This Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt is a great reminder of this hilarious show. Even though many of us loved the show and it was critically acclaimed, it’s ratings were never good enough, so it lasted just a short [...]

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Squirrel with Mixed Nuts - 3D Magnets

3D Squirrel Magnets with Mixed Nuts

What is it about squirrels that we love so much? I think it’s that they do whatever they please and always manage to get away with grand theft birdseed. Not all of them are good at dodging traffic, but you’ve got to hand it to them; they’ve [...]

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