Tag: funny
Carbon Dating T-Shirt

Carbon Dating T-Shirt

Serving as further proof that “smart” guys aren’t always smart, the Carbon Dating T-Shirt is a funny twist on a date gone horribly wrong. Seems like this would be the perfect t-shirt for Sheldon Cooper. Like many of the other cool t-shirts GeekAlerts has shown you, the Carbon Dating [...]

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Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Leather Wallet

Pulp Fiction BMF Wallet

Anyone who’s seen “Pulp Fiction” would distinctly recall that diner scene where hitman Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson) has a paradigm shift and tries to be the “shepherd” leading a couple of moronic wannabe-robbers towards the path of the righteous. As the spastic [...]

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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a product for all of us bacon-loving geeks who were waiting for something that would give us nightmares for weeks.  Bacon Rugs?  Not very scary.  Comfortable, yes, but not frightening.  Slicey the Pig?  I’m going to wake up screaming for at least a couple of [...]

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My Cryptozoological Family - Family Car Stickers

Cryptozoological Family Car Stickers

Although most of us feel like zombies getting up every morning and heading off to an office where most people just grunt and bob their heads all day, the Zombie Family Car Decals may not be how we want to picture our loved ones…coworkers yes, wife and kids no. For those of us that still [...]

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Plush Organs

Plush Organs

The Plush Organs are the cutest representations to date of your slimy, rather unattractive insides.  If you’re knowledgeable in the area of biology, you’ll be able to recognize that all humans have these organs.  “One of them is a uterus, you genius.”  Bill Nye the Science Guy [...]

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Cinco de Mayo Drinking T-Shirt

Cinco de Mayo Drinking Team Captain T-Shirt

Today is Cinco de Mayo and I’m sure plenty of you are enjoying cold beer and plenty of tequila shots with the Himalayan Salt Tequila Shot Glasses. Hopefully you have a cool t-shirt on or some festive outfit to further enhance this fun holiday; but for those of you in need, there’s the Cinco de [...]

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Zombies Hate Stuff Book

2012 isn’t turning out so bad after all. We’re almost at the halfway point and no new signs of the Zombie Apocalypse. With all our zombie reading material starting to stack up, I’m actually rooting for a little brain eating, headshot-stopping action. And as it turns out, this new edition [...]

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How to Archer Book

How to Archer Book

The complete title of this book was a bit too long for the page title. It is How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. If you’ve seen the animated comedy TV series Archer on FX, then you know who Sterling Archer is and the type [...]

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Underpants Candy

Underpants Candy

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time [...]

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Canine Hawaiian Shirt

Hawaiian Shirt for Dogs

Most of the time, we feel sorry for dogs that are forced to wear degrading costumes. The Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard, Heidi Oktoberfest, and Yoshi Nintendo dog costumes are some that could prompt dogs to voluntarily check themselves into the nearest shelter. Here’s one doggie fashion [...]

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Happy Bunny Novelty Mints

Happy Bunny Mints

We’ve seen a lot of cool mints at GeekAlerts. From Caffeinated and Bacon Flavored or with Star Wars or Duff Beer tins. But when it comes to funny, these Happy Bunny Mints come up tops. Know someone whose breath smells like butt? There’s a mint for that. Know someone that sucks all the time? [...]

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The Hungry Games T-Shirt

The Hungry Games T-Shirt

Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From afar, “Hunger Games” fans would quickly identify you as part of the fan club. Though as they focus in on your t-shirt print they will realize that you are [...]

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electromagnetically shrunken quarters

Electromagnetically Shrunken Quarters

Electromagnetically shrunken quarters are the coolest science product of this decade.  That’s ten years’ worth of science products that aren’t as cool as these quarters.  What happens when you take a quarter and then zap it with a couple hundred thousand amps?  YOU GET [...]

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Greetings Dog Sniffing Doormat

Dog Greeting Doormat

If you’re a dog owner, you probably know a thing or two about how to keep cool when your dog decides to say hello other dogs. Usually after you and the other dog owners exchange sheepish grins, nervously chuckle and get over the initial embarrassment, you end up laughing at the whole situation. [...]

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Sock Sandals

Sock Sandals

Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, it’s the white tube socks, [...]

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Farting Mug

Farting Mug

Some people say that a person’s mug says a lot about their personality. And we’re not talking about your face when we say “mug” either. For example, if you use the Putter Cup Golf Mug, then you’re probably a golfer who enjoys spending Saturdays at the country club. If you [...]

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Alderaan 5 Day Forecast T-Shirt

Alderaan 5 Day Forecast T-Shirt

Star Wars fans remember Alderaan as the peaceful Earth-like planet and home of Princess Leia that was destroyed by the Death Star in Episode IV: A New Hope. Weather forecasters are notoriously inaccurate, but just imagine that the Imperial weathermen were on target and aware of Grand Moff Tarkin’s [...]

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Whoopee Cushion KeyChain

Whoopie Cushion Keychain

I’m a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you’re a bit of a prankster and like your gags small and portable so you can carry them around, then you’ve got to own this Whoopie Cushion Keychain. Aside from being something fumy that you can have on you at [...]

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Gummy Fetus

Gummy Fetus

Remember those crazy Fetus Cookie Cutters posted on GeekAlerts last year? Whether you found them cute or creepy, these Gummy Fetus candies are a worthy follow-up. These fetus shaped gummies are strawberry flavored, and guaranteed to evoke a reaction. Be careful though, as that reaction may be laughter or [...]

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Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

If you have kids in grade school and you like to keep up on current affairs in the US, then you’ve probably heard about the cheating scandal involving national standardized tests. Sure that’s a big deal for non-zombie believers who are soon to be lunch anyway. For those of you looking to [...]

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