Tag: funny
Arrested Development There's Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt

This Arrested Development There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T-Shirt is a great reminder of this hilarious show. Even though many of us loved the show and it was critically acclaimed, it’s ratings were never good enough, so it lasted just a short three seasons. Luckily, Netflix is [...]

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Squirrel with Mixed Nuts - 3D Magnets

3D Squirrel Magnets with Mixed Nuts

What is it about squirrels that we love so much? I think it’s that they do whatever they please and always manage to get away with grand theft birdseed. Not all of them are good at dodging traffic, but you’ve got to hand it to them; they’ve definitely got nuts. Odd Art Fabrications and [...]

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Creative Cursing Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Creative Cursing: A Mix ‘n’ Match Profanity Generator

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, hone your insult-making [...]

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Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain

Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain

Maybe it’s the telemarketers and bill collectors, or maybe it’s even family members, but the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain will make sure you have the perfect excuse to cut the conversation short every time you decide you’ve heard enough. If you’re like me, you [...]

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Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt

Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt

If you’re a big baby at heart, then maybe you should be seen wearing the Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt. Babies are so money. That’s why they are featured in all kinds of ads. Of course we all remember the delightful Evian rollerbaby ad, as well as the E*trade baby commercials that had us [...]

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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children Book

Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of this [...]

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Darth Vader and Son

Darth Vader and Son Book

This Darth Vader and Son book is all about Luke and Darth Vader’s relationship. It is funny and heartwarming and totally geeky. It is what could have been between Luke and Vader. Luke’s a 4 year-old, and Vader is described as a tired,but loving father. You get a different comic on each page [...]

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Channel 4 News Team Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Mug

As many of you probably know, five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland, Brian Fantana and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team are coming back for round two of Anchorman. That means it’s time to musk up with a dash of Sex Panther Cologne and head to Pleasure Town [...]

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Guilt Trip Notepad

Guilt Trip Notepad

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple form and then wait for them to feel guilty after [...]

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Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book

Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children Book

Are you tired of reading the same old boring books to your children? You could peak their interest in the coming Zombie Apocalypse by reading them That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore or the Ten Little Zombies Book. Both are fun, but if you really want to share some goofy grossness with your young ones, [...]

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The Start of a Beautiful Friendship T-Shirt

The Start of a Beautiful Friendship T-Shirt

Have you ever wondered how Ronald McDonald got involved with a shady character like Hamburglar? Well, The Start of a Beautiful Friendship T-Shirt gives us a pretty good idea. Available in sizes S – 2XL, ladies fit or regular fit and in three colors, this McDonald’s themed t-shirt leaves Ronald [...]

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Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star

Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an ’80s Rock Star

If given a second chance, a lot of us would choose the path of rockstardom instead of our current, non-glamorous cerebral professions that pay the bills now. The rock stars of the 1980’s had it all; fame, fortune, fun, and fabulous hair. Trends like the glam rock tend to return as retro. [...]

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends you can offer them a squirt of this hand sanitizer, [...]

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Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

Churchgoers, adult entertainers, Big Bang Theory fans, and just about everyone else has their own personal beliefs about coitus. Maybe you’re like Dr. Sheldon Copper and have no desire to dabble in the pleasure of it, or maybe you can relate to Howard Wolowitz (pre-Bernadette) and his constant chase of [...]

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Emergency Googly Eyes Kit

Emergency Googly Eyes Kit

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and watch your frown turn upside-down. Sometimes [...]

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Inconvenient Kitty Glasses

Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers

As anyone with a cat can attest, they always seem to want attention when you’re in the middle of something; never when you’re sitting by yourself on the couch begging them to join you. The Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers will put a smile on your face every time you fill these 16 oz glasses up. The [...]

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Carbon Dating T-Shirt

Carbon Dating T-Shirt

Serving as further proof that “smart” guys aren’t always smart, the Carbon Dating T-Shirt is a funny twist on a date gone horribly wrong. Seems like this would be the perfect t-shirt for Sheldon Cooper. Like many of the other cool t-shirts GeekAlerts has shown you, the Carbon Dating [...]

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Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Leather Wallet

Pulp Fiction BMF Wallet

Anyone who’s seen “Pulp Fiction” would distinctly recall that diner scene where hitman Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson) has a paradigm shift and tries to be the “shepherd” leading a couple of moronic wannabe-robbers towards the path of the righteous. As the spastic [...]

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