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These Crinkle Cut Chip Drink Coasters are designed to look just like crinkle-cut crisps. The manufacturer probably got the idea after a party where their friends left crisps all over the place. They probably figured, hey why not use them as coasters. These fake crisps will protect your surfaces and are [...]

Starfleet must have a hard time finding security personnel after the propaganda created by the old Star Trek TV show, but wearing the Star Trek Become A Redshirt T-Shirt will allow you to join the fight to set things right and insure that all starships have enough security officers. In classic Trek, it [...]

Combine a classic piece of art with a classic sci-fi movie and you get this cool Tatooinian Gothic T-Shirt. It shows Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru in the classic style of the American Gothic painting. There Tatooine hut looks a little better than I remember, complete with a nice window up on top. Uncle [...]

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the little tick-marks used to keep track of [...]

X-Men and Wolverine fans can get a drastically different take on everyone’s favorite cigar-chomping mutant with the Wolverwiener T-Shirt, which shows what could possibly happen if comic books were to suddenly decide that dogs were their target market. Wiener dogs might not seem especially [...]

Why should cupcakes get all the glory? Donuts are reclaiming their spotlight in recent times, but this Chocolate Donut Camera prefers to keep it on the down-low. What do chocolate-covered doughnuts and cameras have in common? Absolutely nothing, which is a good reason the two ought to be combined. [...]

Get them while you can. This Legend of Penny T-Shirt won’t last long…and once they’re gone, that’s it. This unique shirt combines everyone’s favorite NES game, The Legend of Zelda, with the Big Bang Theory. Leonard replaces Link and tries to save Penny instead of Zelda. Spend [...]

Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so big and bulky. Besides, you aren’t [...]

We’ve seen our share of shot glasses here at Geek Alerts, and now it is time to take out the trash. This Trash Can Shot Glass Set, that is. These little shot glasses will get you trashed. These shot glasses look like little trash cans, but instead of trash, they are filled with the [...]

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There [...]

Airplane was a classic comedy movie, with many great jokes and one-liners. The one that the movie is most known for can be found on this awesome Airplane! Don’t Call Me Shirley Blue Mug. I am serious…And don’t call me Shirley! One of the best lines ever. This 14-ounce blue ceramic mug [...]

Just like the guy that farts on a plane and thinks no one can smell it because they can’t hear anything, farting in an elevator is just wrong. Sure you can look around and make subtle gestures towards the clueless guy in the corner, but we all know that the cool guy is usually [...]

Do you know who your daddy is? Well Luke was sure in for a surprise when he found out who his daddy was…It even cost him a hand. This Darth Vader Daddy’s Home T-Shirt is perfect for the Star Wars fan or anyone that just loves calling themselves daddy. The preshrunk t-shirt fittingly comes [...]

Cue the Seinfeld music. This Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt shows the whole gang, or more specifically, it shows off their clothing. Essentially, it’s a shirt about nothing. Surprisingly, it’s not made by Vandelay Industries. It features the clothing and the hair styles of George Costanza, [...]

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about them and go [...]