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Cupcakes usually take on a dainty, delicate form that make you feel like you’re eating a piece of heaven. With the Zombie Cupcakes Cookbook, cupcakes can take on an alter-ego and get crafted into ugly little things that look as if they might’ve spawned from hell. Halloween gives you a lot of [...]

The Mayans might’ve believed that we wouldn’t live to see 2013, but the Japanese still do! Here we have Japan TV’s most celebrated mascot, Domo, as the striking supermodel for the Domo 2013 Wall Calendar. With Domo in your life, there is so much to live for. In the calendar, you will see [...]

They say you are what you eat, so in that case I guess a lot of us could be hamburgers. Starting with your toes, you want to keep them all-dressed and toasty with a pair of Hamburger Socks. These just might be the most delicious pair of brown socks you’ve ever feasted your eyes [...]

You certainly have your choice of Gummy candies in all shapes and sizes, but for Halloween, this Giant Gummy Skull On A Stick is perfect. It will let you take a bite out of a giant skull as others look on in horror. That’s what Halloween is about right? Horror? Horror and candy. We [...]

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS won’t come knocking on your door. What is it [...]

Fans of True Blood who want some authentic southern cooked meals(Vampire style) will love this True Blood: Eats, Drinks And Bites From Bon Temps book. The recipes all come from Cajun chef Marcelle Bienvenu. You get 85 recipes with a supernatural twist. Dishes like ‘Lovin’ in the Coven’ [...]

So, you have a cat. That doesn’t mean that you know the mind of a cat. Cats are independent and they tend to keep to themselves. You just cant get into the mind of a cat. Unless you read this I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Book. This book will [...]

If you want to pretend you are an assassin, but don’t want to carry around a knife, check out these Concealed Knife Socks. Your weapon is right there at the ready and there is no risk of cutting yourself. Best of all, you can have a weapon on your socks and still pass through [...]

Hello Kitty’s most prominent fashion piece that distinguishes her from all the other kitties in the litter is her fabulous red hair bow. To get a triple dose of feline power, decorate your paws with Hello Kitty Stackable Bow Rings. The classic red bow is present on the ring for obvious symbolic [...]

Call on the awesome power of thunder to plug in your gadgets with this Lightning Bolt Power Strip. Let’s face it, the one you are using now is boring. Liven things up. Put it anywhere you want to plug in a ton of gadgets. You bring the gadgets, it will bring the lightning. If [...]

Now that we’re all out of the closet, self-proclaimed geeks, it’s time to weed out the quasi-wannabes from the real McCoys. Playing a round of the Geek Battle Board Game will reveal who are pure geeks to the core. Geek Battle, from the developers of Cranium games, could be described as a game [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you mugs with a Shark, Squirrel, Octopus and even a Jesus Face in them, but now you can really go for the shock factor with the Doodie Mug. We all know coffee has the ability to clean your system out, but what will the site of “Doodie” in your coffee mug [...]

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the knowledge you require to live the life of a [...]

We once featured the hair-raising Spiked Zombie Heels that look extremely deadly on the right type of girl. Now we’d like to turn your attention to this Killer Spiked Loafer for a more casual yet equally hazardous look. If you’re looking for shoes with an edge, they don’t get any [...]

Serious Star Wars fans will want to add the Jabba The Hutt Mimobot USB Flash Drive to their flash drive collection. Not surprisingly, he looks like he lost a bit of weight in this form. He does however, look vile as always. This pocket sized hutt holds 8 GB of memory and has a [...]