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There are two types of chocolate addicts out there; the type that admits they have a problem and wants to cut back and the type that admits they have a problem, but wants even more chocolate.  Le Whif Breathable Chocolate is perfect for both groups.  For the person trying to cut back it allows [...]

Are you in need of some party fun?  Bite the Bullet Chocolates is a clever excuse to eat more chocolate while enjoying a daring game of Russian Roulette.  The box of chocolate comes with a dice and 12 individually numbered chocolates; one has a hot chili inside.  Roll carefully; this may forever change [...]

We all love ice cream, sometimes to the point where we realize we need to do some exercise.  Well the Ice Cream Ball has us covered.  We can get our exercise while we make our ice cream so we don’t feel so guilty about eating it.  The Ice Cream Ball works on basic principles [...]

If you are looking for the neat sandwich bag to gross-out the other students or keep your coworkers from stealing a bite of your food when they’re in the kitchen, then the Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bag is perfect.  These sandwich bags perform like everyday zip-lock plastic bags, but they have a nice [...]

OK, I’m going to admit it.  GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc.  But!  When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do.  I’m only human people.  The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up to 10 years and provides up to [...]

Let’s face it, when you are chopping lettuce, you are always thinking about how great it would be to chop it Karate style. Now you can thanks to the Karate Lettuce Chopper, which will make quick work of those green leaves in a [...]

You might want to drool over the Cupcake Pillow and Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow if you’ve got a sweet tooth. Or if you’re more of an Apple fanatic, then the iPhone 4 Pillow should be at the top of your shopping list. However, if you’ve got an insane love for one of the most [...]

Are you looking for a good way to stop the kids from eating all your favorite cookies? How about scaring them with the Zombie Cookie Jar. When this cookie jar isn’t ensuring that nobody touches the cookies, it can double as a perfectly scary Halloween candy bowl. Enjoy the cookies, if you dare! [...]

Are you looking for that energy drink that has that little extra something?  Then you are ready for the Bawls Energy Drink experience.  These energy drinks come in several flavors and offer 80 mg caffeine from Guarana per 10 ounce bottle.  If you’re on a diet but still need your fix of Bawls, try [...]

Today everybody is looking for that little edge to get them through the work week and give them the energy they need to finish the day strong.  Caffeine, the miracle stimulant that we all live on, has now found its way into Stay Puft Gourmet Marshmallows.  That’s right, now you can enjoy eating [...]

Looking for that candy with a fizzy kick to keep you going.  Try Bawls Mints.  These mints are spiked with high-caffeine Guarana to give them that extra Bawls kick.  For all you health conscious people out there, Bawls mints are made with real sugar and not some laboratory concoction.  Get your Bawls [...]

Why put Mayonnaise on that on that BLT when you can put Baconnaise on it! You know what they say, “Some Bacon is good, more bacon is better!” Baconnaise makes everything taste better; sandwiches, salads, dips, fries, you name it. If you like the flavor of bacon you need to give this a try [...]

This Black Forest Cake Royale 2GB USB Flash Drive makes a cute gift for the girlfriend or wife, but I’m not sure you want to get it for them.  Think of all the cake cravings you are going to create and where will that lead?  Ahh well, life is short; go for it.  Enjoy [...]

Eating with chopsticks has never been easy; maybe using the Force will help. These Star Wars Lightsaber Chopstick Sets are sure to liven up a boring night of Chinese food. Get the friends together and have a little food fight Star Wars [...]

When you hear the words “Magic Choc” you might immediately picture chalk that’s magic, such as 3D sidewalk chalk or glow-in-the-dark chalk. However, this Magic Choc is all about sculpting chocolate masterpieces and then eating them. If you know the famous chocolatier guru, Jacques [...]