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A big part of summer living consists of lounging around in the pool doing absolutely nothing. But that can get boring when you’re all by yourself. That’s probably why the Cabana Islander Pool Float was invented; to encourage multiple people to sit back and do absolutely nothing [...]

It’s true that swimming makes you hungry. Imagine yourself lounging in a pool on the Pretzel Pool Float. Other swimmers will get tempted to storm the snack bar, which means you’ll get more pool to yourself. You’ll love that the floating pretzel has holes so that when the sun gets too [...]

It probably took you several months of dieting or eating right to get the figure you’ve always wanted. So if you just came fresh from rigorous dieting, then I wouldn’t recommend that you get one of these Gigantic Donut Pool Floats because you might go into a food relapse. Kidding aside, the [...]

If I could be reborn, I’d want to be the canine pet of any well-to-do individual out there who buys luxury stuff for his or her pets, like these Kai Pet Pool Floats. It’s ironic how some people skimp on their needs and instead decide to splurge a ton of cash to buy their [...]

Now here’s more stuff that you (or your kids) can say “Wingardium leviosa” to and expect the objects to actually levitate. While the famous levitation charm from the Harry Potter series won’t work on normal objects, they certainly will if you use it in conjunction with the Levitron [...]

There are plenty of ways to look like a moron in the water. You could get on a Hand Pedal Float, pretend you’re Boba Fett and strap on a JetLev Flyer Water Jet Pack, or roll around in the ocean waves on a Floating Nuclear [...]

Imagine lazing around the pool as the summer sun beats down on you. You’re on your floater when splashes of water suddenly rain down on you. You take your shades off and see your sister’s kids being rowdy in the water a few feet away. You lean forward to move your floater when you [...]