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Aquariums take up space. This was something my sister and I realized when we were shopping for one to give to one of her kids for passing the first grade. They’re also expensive, too. We finally settled on a (brace yourselves) fish bowl with the promise that it would, one day, be upgraded into an [...]

When the cat goes away, the mice come out to play. But have you ever wondered where the cat went? Well, I have a theory: straight to the fish bowl to take a swipe at the gold fish! I once went through this very thing in real life (minus the mouse), which is why I [...]

A lot of people put interesting artwork, magazines, or even novelty toilet paper in their bathrooms to take your mind off what they are there to do. I’m not really sure that it is a good idea to be distracting someone that probably has attention issues to begin with, why else would they pay attention [...]

It’s starting to get cold outside, but with Vs. Mittens there’s a fun way to stay warm. These mittens come as opposing animal pairs where one hand is the predator and the other is the prey. They provide a silly way to have fun while one of your hands attacks the other in a mock [...]

My sister was in a huge bind when her four year old son kept pestering her for a set of darts after seeing a movie with some guys shooting darts with friends. So what’s a kid-friendly alternative to regular, old darts? The FishingDarts Magnetic Dart Game. The board is square shaped with a fish and [...]

Fishing is a pretty popular pastime and now you can enjoy it at your desk when you feel like you need that 5 minute break from putting coversheets on all the TPS reports. Enjoy the First Strike Fisherman Desktop Fishing Game as you cast away trying to grab those little fish with the magnetic lure. [...]

Once Bitten Animal Toothbrush Holders are perfect for people that love cute animals and need a way to keep their toothbrushes off the counter. Each animal head in this set has a mouth at one end, which is great for holding a toothbrush, comb, pen, or other similar small and light item. The other end [...]

If you don’t have the luxury of checking your pet fish into the Umbra Fish Hotel Aquarium, then maybe the Fishscape Fishbowl will do. It doesn’t have as many floors and is definitely more compact, but it’s still miles away from your average fishbowl. I’m not sure your pet fish will find the mountains inside [...]

The Umbra FishHotel Aquarium almost makes me want to be a fish. Well, almost. This complicated-looking and ornate aquarium is a far cry from the usual fish bowls and plain rectangular aquariums that most people have to house their fish in.  Looking at the Umbra FishHotel Aquarium, it almost looks like a glass house that [...]

There are plenty of ways to incorporate fishy things into your everyday life. You can decorate your curbside with Goldfish Garbage Bags, stick a Cthulhu Car Emblem on your car, tote your office supplies in a Hokke Mackeral Pencil Case, rest your head on a soft Sushi Pillow or hire Solar Sushi Dancers to entertain you. To [...]

I thought the PB&J Yummy Pocket Organizer was the closest a pencil case could come to resembling food. Now there’s the Hokke Mackerel Pencil Case that totally looks like a fish out of water. Hokke Mackerel is right!

We’ve all seen countless cars with the Ichthys fish emblem (or the Darwin version of it) on their bumper, but now geeks have a version especially for them. Trekkies can get the Star Trek Fish Car Emblem, which has an adhesive backing to easily stick to metal or plastic, to show their desire to boldly [...]