Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush
Gadgets

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush

September 3, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Humans and Timelords have one thing in common. They both have to brush their teeth to protect them from tartar and gingivitis. This Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Electric Toothbrush is perfect for both Timelords and fans of Doctor Who. Brush away and keep those teeth […]

Armed Notebooks
Design

Armed Notebooks

August 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

Weapons like the Zombie Killer Knives and the AR-7 Rifle are cool, but need to be treated with respect and are only appropriate for certain situations…Zombie attack, trying to survive an apocalypse, supervised target practice, etc. The Armed Notebooks on the other hand, are perfect […]

Beer Soap
Design

Beer Soap

August 29, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Real men can’t get enough beer. When it’s time to clean up, you might as well use Beer Soap. It will make you smell like beer of course. Don’t worry about harsh chemicals. It’s made from all natural vegan ingredients. Not actual beer. You can […]

Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters
Design

Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters

August 29, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Coasters are a must if you want to keep your furniture safe from spilled drinks and if you want some coasters that are simple and have a basic design, these Water Absorbing Concrete Coasters will do the trick. These coasters will look classy and will […]

Classic Game Controller Soaps
Design

Gamer Soaps

August 28, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Gamers who need to clean up their act will want to hit the shower with these neat Gamer Soaps. It’s perfect for that one time you get off the couch for a snack. Just take a quick detour to the shower and scrub with a […]

Plush Halfling Slippers
Style

Plush Halfling Slippers

August 23, 2012 James Kelly 3

If you’re a fan of J. R. R. Tolkien’s Hobbit and Lord of the Rings fantasy novels, then you know there’s nothing like having a faithful hobbit on your side. Sure they were ridiculed by many, even called halflings, but that doesn’t mean they can’t […]

50 Shades of Gray Book
Books

50 Shades of Gray Book

August 22, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 2

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets […]

KISS Zin Fire Wine
Food

KISS Zin Fire Wine

August 22, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

KISS fans will love this KISS brand wine called KISS Zin Fire Wine. I was made for drinking you baby… It’s made with Californian Zinfandel grapes crushed by the feet of the Starchild, the Demon, Space Ace and Catman themselves. So how does it taste? […]

Dog Mansion
Design

Dog Mansion

August 18, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

It’s mostly true – dog is man’s best friend. But every once in a while, there’s that dog who thinks that man is dog’s best servant. And he probably lives in a house like this colonial Dog Mansion. You don’t want to know how much that […]

Personalised Time Machine Dashboard Poster
Design

Personalized Time Machine Dashboard Poster

August 15, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. Even though we can’t go back in time or into the future, we can still pretend. This Personalized Time Machine Dashboard Poster is the perfect geek accessory for your wall and it will make you feel like […]

Food

Medea Vodka Bottle With Programmable LED Display

August 11, 2012 James Kelly 2

If you’re like several of the writers here at GeekAlerts, then you probably enjoy a nice glass of vodka once in a while…some like it hot (1000,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka), and others prefer the hint of bacon (Bakon Vodka) While neither hot nor […]

iLP Turntable
Gadgets

iLP Turntable

August 8, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

If you have a large record collection, you might want to enjoy some of that old music on your iPad. Well now you can transfer those songs directly from your record to your tablet with the iLP Turntable. Just put your iDevice in the slot, […]

Tetris Alarm Clock
Gadgets

Tetris Alarm Clock

July 31, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

There’s nothing harder then getting out of bed in the morning. Maybe a Tetris inspired clock will help you wake up. This Tetris Alarm Clock will help you out. This homage to the classic Russian game features Tetrimino shaped buttons, 12/24 hour settings, snooze, backlight […]

50 Shades of Grey Poster
Design

50 Shades of Grey Poster

July 27, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 3

First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. James. […]

Tetris Light
Design

Tetris Light

July 25, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

Tetris fans will want to take the game from the screen to the tabletop with this amazingly awesome Tetris Light. It’s a geeky way to shine some extra light into your life. Tetris has been a classic since the 80s and has become a huge […]

Podtime Sleeping Pods
Design

Podtime Sleeping Pods

July 24, 2012 James Kelly 1

You’ve probably heard the old idiom, “Home is where your heart is,” but what really constitutes a home? To many of us, it isn’t anything more than a private place with a bed so we can rest our weary bodies at night. Sure, you may […]

Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks
Gadgets

Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks

July 21, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you’re like a young Luke Skywalker, stuck doing chores, but wishing you could be out shooting womp rats, then maybe a quick pep talk from the Star Wars Talking Alarm Clocks will get you moving on time. Available as C-3PO, Chewbacca or a Stormtrooper, […]

R2-D2 Cookie Jar
Design

Star Wars R2-D2 Cookie Jar

July 20, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

R2-D2 is the most famous droid in the galaxy. He’s always busy saving a galaxy far far away or paling around with C-3PO, but now he is at your service, holding something far more precious than Death Star plans. Cookies. This Star Wars R2-D2 Cookie […]

Cannabis Energy Drink
Food

Cannabis Energy Drink

July 19, 2012 James Kelly 3

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying […]

Up Yours Umbrella
Style

Up Yours Umbrella

July 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]