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Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Do you love a little pain with your peanut butter? If so, the Instant Regret Peanut Butter has more than what it takes to have you crying ‘Uncle,’ as you transform an ordinary peanut butter and jelly sandwich into a vehicle of death and destruction. The Instant Regret Chocolate Bar totally [...]

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Fold Your Own Unicorn Calendar

If the world doesn’t end this December, you’re going to need a cool calendar to get you through 2013. The Fold Your Own Unicorn Calendar will help add a smile to your face even on those rainy days. Each page includes pop-out pieces so you can create your own 3D Unicorn every month. And these [...]

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Hamburger Sweater

Hamburger Sweater

Do you want a shirt that has two meat patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese? If you do, then this Hamburger Sweater is for you. Wear your hunger on your sleeve and keep nice and warm. Sure, people will look at you and get hungry. They might even start to drool as if you are [...]

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SBU V3 Self-Balancing Unicycle

SBU V3 Self-Balancing Unicycle

You’ve probably seen clowns ride a unicycle for laughs, but the SBU V3 Self-Balancing Unicycle is no joke because it adds a sleek design, internal stability controls, and a 1000-Watt BLDC motor to create a modern and stylish unicycle that anyone would look cool riding. In this day and age, even [...]

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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair Book

Ever think your cat sheds enough hair to make another cat? With the Crafting With Cat Hair Book, you really can; but you don’t have to stop at just cats because this book shows you how to do various projects with cat hair. In addition to the craft projects, the book also contains cat facts, [...]

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Bakeball Bat

Bakeball Bat

Make baking a sport with this handy Bakeball Bat. Your pastries and cookies will be a real home run. This rolling pin shaped like a baseball bat is perfect for the sports fan that is stuck in the kitchen. It’s made of quality wood. So quality in fact that you will be tempted to take [...]

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How To Swear Around The World phrasebook

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn The How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook makes for [...]

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Lollyphile

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these [...]

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Man Candles

Man Candles

Candles have always been more for the ladies. That’s why they have pleasant scents and pretty colors. Most men don’t care to use candles, but those that do have never had a manly alternative to use. Well, Man Candles are candles just for men. They are tougher, stronger, less pretty, and have [...]

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KISS Destroyer Beer

KISS Destroyer Beer

Fans of the rock group KISS will want to check out this KISS Destroyer Beer. This premium & easy-to-drink beer has a great head of foam, a nice flavor and just the right amount of bitterness. It sounds good to me. Surprisingly, the bottle isn’t wearing any makeup. You get 24 bottles of KISS [...]

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The Shot Flask

The Shot Flask

Sometimes you need a little drink. Sometimes you need a large one. Either way, The Shot Flask will be your best buddy, always there when you need it. Does your flask have a built in shot glass? I didn’t think so. This one does. In fact, it’s a collapsible 2 ounce shooter that can be [...]

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Christmas Dinner in a Can

Christmas Dinner in a Can

Christmas Dinner can be a real hassle between making sure that the food is made and putting up with your relatives. Why not make it easy this year and serve Christmas Dinner in a Can? Maybe you burnt the turkey or the neighbor’s dog ran off with it. Whatever predicament you are in, Christmas Dinner [...]

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Printed Christmas Tree Poster

Printed Christmas Tree Poster

If you a fan of Christmas but not of the mess that usually accompanies it, you might want to get the Printed Christmas Tree Poster. Less maintenance than even the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, this poster is sure to keep your floor pine needle free. The poster measures approximately 61.6cm(W) x 153cm(H) [...]

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Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird

Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird

If you’re a human, then the Air Swimmers RC Zombie Shark could be rather frightening at first sight. But if you’re a nasty green pig then it’s the Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird that will have you squealing with fear. Bring this remote control Angry Bird floater to a birthday [...]

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Bubblewrap 2013 Calendar

2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar

Bubblewrap must be popped. It just has to. You can’t stop yourself. That’s why this 2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar features individual, extra-large bubbles for every day of the year. Make everyday exciting and start it with a pop. Each date is clearly printed of course, but the weekends are in [...]

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