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GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

Terry Pratchett created a mesmerizing, mind-blowing series of books when he wrote Discworld, and the Discworld Ales will put you in the right frame of mind to hang with bumbling (but very lucky) wizard Rincewind and the rest of the denizens of the platter-shaped world that rests on the backs of elephants [...]

When guys fail to be recognized by their good looks, brains, and charming personalities, they might then decide to use cute dogs to get positive attention in public. But a much easier way and cheaper way to get noticed is to wear the Big Face Pug T-Shirt. Who doesn’t love the face of a [...]

Sock animals are fun. How can these cute and cuddly little animals get any better? By being Heated Sock Animals. That makes them extra cozy. Who needs an electric blanket when you can hug a heated animal? Choose from six cute critters that are fully microwaveable and infused with the aroma of French [...]

Instagrams are all over the Interwebz these days, providing wisdom and laughter wherever they go, but you can’t eat them; not even if you print them out. The Instagram Chocolate Card adds the extra dimension of taste by letting you have a photo and personalized message printed onto a piece of [...]

The iconic video game explodes off the screen in a brand-new way with the Pac-Man IR Racers, letting you either enjoy chasing the popular yellow ball with the insatiable appetite or feel the excitement of outrunning your ruby-colored pursuer. I loved Pac-Man back in the 80′s, and these [...]

When you have a growing child, it’s traditional to stand them up against the wall now and then and mark the wall to see how much they have grown. Well, now you can measure your child’s height (or your own) with this Bond Height Chart. See how you measure up to 007 himself. This [...]

I don’t know about you, but I hate the taste when I lick an envelope to seal it. That’s an odd thing these days since most of my work is done through the computer, but it is still gross. Well, Flavorlopes will take care of this and give you something nice to taste when [...]

The 80′s are gone but I know I can’t be the only one that would like to see the iconic boombox make a comeback, right? The Berlin Boombox lets you rock it old-school by combining modern technology, cardboard, and 80′s stylishness. iPhones and iPods are great when it comes to always [...]

If you like spicy and you like alcohol, then you probably took down a shot or two of 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka. Well if you’re still feeling brave and are ready to try another insanely hot alcohol, the Instant Regret 100,000 Scovilles Vodka awaits. From the description, it seems to be [...]

DC Comics fans have a real treat in this DC Comics: The 75th Anniversary Poster Book. This book celebrates 75 years of awesome heroes and awesome stories and features 100 classic covers. Whether you love Wonder Woman, Superman, the Dark Knight or Swamp Thing, there is something here for everyone. The art [...]

If you thought your favorite track suit was the ultimate in style and comfort, then you haven’t laid eyes on the Lazy Grow Leisure Suit. This all-in-one garment might be all that you’ll ever want to wear. By day, you can step out in it to check the mail, walk the dog, or take [...]

If I have a choice between death or cold coffee, I’d gladly choose death. Fortunately, the Hot Cookie USB Cup Warmer makes it easy to keep coffee hot, although it might make you want a snack to go along with your cup o’ joe. Cup warmers are like a gift from highly-evolved aliens that [...]

Ah, the good old Christmas sweater. It comes in many varieties like Reindeer, snowman, moose, you name it. You either love them or hate them, but you can’t ignore them. Celebrate them with this amazing Christmas Jumper Mug. Mugs like wearing nice clothes too and this mug is decked out in Christmas [...]