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If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn The How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook makes for [...]

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these [...]

Candles have always been more for the ladies. That’s why they have pleasant scents and pretty colors. Most men don’t care to use candles, but those that do have never had a manly alternative to use. Well, Man Candles are candles just for men. They are tougher, stronger, less pretty, and have [...]

Fans of the rock group KISS will want to check out this KISS Destroyer Beer. This premium & easy-to-drink beer has a great head of foam, a nice flavor and just the right amount of bitterness. It sounds good to me. Surprisingly, the bottle isn’t wearing any makeup. You get 24 bottles of KISS [...]

Sometimes you need a little drink. Sometimes you need a large one. Either way, The Shot Flask will be your best buddy, always there when you need it. Does your flask have a built in shot glass? I didn’t think so. This one does. In fact, it’s a collapsible 2 ounce shooter that can [...]

Christmas Dinner can be a real hassle between making sure that the food is made and putting up with your relatives. Why not make it easy this year and serve Christmas Dinner in a Can? Maybe you burnt the turkey or the neighbor’s dog ran off with it. Whatever predicament you are in, Christmas [...]

If you a fan of Christmas but not of the mess that usually accompanies it, you might want to get the Printed Christmas Tree Poster. Less maintenance than even the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, this poster is sure to keep your floor pine needle free. The poster measures approximately 61.6cm(W) x 153cm(H) [...]

If you’re a human, then the Air Swimmers RC Zombie Shark could be rather frightening at first sight. But if you’re a nasty green pig then it’s the Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird that will have you squealing with fear. Bring this remote control Angry Bird floater to a birthday [...]

Bubblewrap must be popped. It just has to. You can’t stop yourself. That’s why this 2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar features individual, extra-large bubbles for every day of the year. Make everyday exciting and start it with a pop. Each date is clearly printed of course, but the weekends are in [...]

You want to be treated like royalty. Nothing wrong with that, but you don’t want to be treated like regular royalty. You want to be treated like Star Wars royalty. Your path to the castle begins with the Star Wars Princess Leia Bathrobe because you have to look the part before you earn the [...]

Oh tidings of comfort and joy! One way to get pumped about Christmas is to set up an advent calendar on the first of December. Usually we see calendars filled with toys like LEGO or candy, but here’s another idea: you could start the countdown with twenty-four bottled gulps of different whiskies on [...]

Son of a gun! It’s a comb. Now you can comb your hair with lots of fine-tooth attitude when you pull out the Gun Comb. Who knew that being well-groomed was just as important as your second amendment right? The gun comb is even slick enough for James Bond, Lara Croft, or Tony Soprano to [...]

Wrapping paper with Santa, elves and reindeer are all well and good, but why not personalize it with Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper? It features a Merry Christmas phrase in multiple fonts and colors, but even better, you can add up to 30 characters of your own. It can be names, jokes, geek phrases, [...]

This Pinhead Dock For iPhone is literally a real Pinhead. He’s compatible with iPhone 3, 3g, 4 & 4s and iPod Touch & Nano. Just connect your existing 30-pin cable to the rear of Pinhead and your device will now have two feet of it’s very own. Pinhead will look great on your desk [...]

Are you looking to relive some 8-bit action? If so, the Pac-Man Plug ‘n’ Play Console might be just the fix you’re looking for. Packed with 12 original 8-bit games, this portable console is a fun way to enjoy those cold winter days while stuck indoors. The controller features a retro [...]