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Wow. Sexy women like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark used to be one to lure/scare men away, but she may have nothing on the femmes that wear these Horror Gartered Legs Prosthetics.

For all you guys out there that know nothing about ladies and a whole lot about pushing buttons, here’s your chance to possibly be good at both. The Nintendo NES Controller Bra will help calm your nerves and allow you to focus on an A,B,B,A combination that may help you score some points with your [...]

Mash-ups are everywhere and we’ve seen creative stuff like Star Wars Stormtroopers merged with Superheroes and Jedi themed Unicorns battling it out on t-shirts. The Boobusters Painting is just another great example of what happens when you take two supper cool things and combine them…in this case Nintendo’s Mario and Luigi take on the role [...]

Valentines may be over, but for almost all couples, the love or sweet gestures don’t end there. So the next time you feel like getting your significant other something special just for the heck of it, give these Gamer Hearts 8 Bit Heart Necklace a go. And why not? These Gamer Hearts 8 Bit Heart Necklace [...]

I think TOMS shoes became a huge success not solely because of their designs, but also for their cause. If you’re unaware, TOMS backs the One for One movement: every time you purchase a pair, they give one pair away to a child in need. So what do you get when you cross a great [...]

Star Wars fans look away, this may be too much to bear. It’s our favorite hero Han Solo frozen in carbonite again. Sure we’ve seen him in a chocolate bar and even in a desk, but this is just too much. The Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite iPhone Case will ensure that every time [...]

In post-celebration of Pi Day, here is a baby onesie that says it all. Introducing the Math Geek Baby Onesie that says “I’m acute baby.” We all know that babies of geeks usually turn out to be rock stars, but math geek parents will try their hardest to steer their young towards the light. If [...]

There are so many prime St. Patty’s Day locations to be at this year. Hitting Dublin for their St. Patrick’s Day parade would be phenomenal. But also not to be missed are the annual dyeing of the Chicago River and Niagara Falls going green for the first time this year. According to Irish Central, lots [...]

What kind of soap do choosy leprechauns use to get their hands and bodies clean as a whistle? A good guess would be Irish Spring. But there are other soaps that smell fresh, whisk germs away, and get hands tingly with luck. For example, here’s the shamrocky, cold process St. Patty Cake Soap. Inspired by St. Patrick’s Day [...]

Female gamers and geeks at heart will love this Custom Hand-Painted Super Mario Heels. I mean, what’s not to like? From color to the Super Mario art to the not-so-high but not-too-low heels that would make walking in them all day comfortable, these shoes are a winner. Granted, they won’t go well with every outfit [...]

This Racing Flame Teapot might look a tad familiar to you if you’re also familiar with the Hot Wheels logo. That’s because the latter features some “racing flames” on the text that just brings to mind images of cars racing by so fast, that the rubber tires are literally burning up in flames. But that’s [...]

Professional photographers and other people who use PhotoShop to make a living might want to get their hands on a set of these PhotoShop Shortcut Keyboard Decal Stickers. It’s best for beginners who are still learning the ropes with the premium photo-editing software, but seasoned pros might also find it convenient to have the most [...]