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Zombie Blood Energy Potion Pack

April 3, 2013 James Kelly 0

If you can’t beat them, join them with this novelty Zombie Blood Energy Potion Pack. Does it look or taste like the real thing? Probably not, but this energy drink does contain protein, potassium and iron and it comes in a cool looking package. It […]

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Secret Squirrel Cold Brew Coffee

January 10, 2013 James Kelly 1

People on the East Coast are familiar with things like Autocrat Coffee Milk Syrup. It was even available for lunch all through grade school. But it seems like another company is now out to make a name for themselves here on the West Coast with […]

Zombie Blast Energy Shots 12 Pack
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Zombie Blast Energy Shots

August 6, 2012 James Kelly 0

When the going gets tough, a 12 gauge 3 1/2 inch magnum shell will take the “tough” right out of any “going” or zombie nuisance. And when you need to reenergize yourself and avoid those afternoon zombie-like crashes, the Zombie Blast Energy Shots are the […]

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Death Wish Coffee

August 1, 2012 James Kelly 1

If you’re like most of us, you probably can’t function in the morning without having several cups of coffee first. Sure the Darth Vader Dark Side Coffee sounds intimidating enough, he is a Sith Lord after all; but what about drinking something with words death […]

Cannabis Energy Drink
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Cannabis Energy Drink

July 19, 2012 James Kelly 3

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying […]

RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer
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RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer

June 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty tasty energy drinks in the past, but the RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer may top them all. Packed with vitamin C, these 12 ounce caffeinated root beer drinks will ensure you stay energized and scurvy free. Free from preservatives […]

Love Energy Potion
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Love Energy Potion

January 30, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

February 14 is fast approaching, and we all know what that means. For the couples, it’s a day of romance and love to look forward to. But for the singles, it’s a day to remain upbeat and positive, lest someone mistake the dip in energy […]

Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink
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Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink

January 27, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Want to grow a daring mustache like those rugged men from days gone by? Well, this Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink probably won’t help, but you can try. It may not help you grow a dashing lip-ferret, but it will perform as an energy […]

Zombie Survival Can - Energy Drink
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Zombie Survival Can – Energy Drink

January 27, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

This Zombie Survival Can – Energy Drink will give you wings and an energy boost, sure, but it also offers a collectible can that tells you what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. That makes this one a survival tool as well. You […]

9-Bit Mega Coffee
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9-Bit Mega Coffee

January 26, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Looking for a pick-me-up? Try 9-Bit Mega Coffee. As you can probably tell from the packaging, it was inspired from Sega’s Mega Drive system, to give you a retro cup of coffee which serves as a great fuel for gamers. It’s made from nine different […]

Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink
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Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink

October 31, 2011 James Kelly 0

With all the eating Pac-Man does, he gets very thirsty and needs something potent to keep him going; those ghosts aren’t going to eat themselves after all! The Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink is just the thing to keep Pac-Man and all of you energized […]

Futurama Slurm Energy Drink
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Futurama Slurm Energy Drink

June 21, 2011 Ryan Cooper 7

We’ve seen tons of cool energy drinks, such as Bawls, Superman, Happy Bunny Spaz Juice, and Star Trek Romulan Ale Star. We’ve even had a couple from another animated TV series: Flaming Moes and Duff Beer. Now comes the most addictive one of all, Futurama […]

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Bawls Energy Drinks

June 17, 2011 James Kelly 0

Are you looking for that energy drink that has that little extra something?  Then you are ready for the Bawls Energy Drink experience.  These energy drinks come in several flavors and offer 80 mg caffeine from Guarana per 10 ounce bottle.  If you’re on a […]

Superman Energy Drink
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Superman Energy Drink

June 14, 2011 James Kelly 1

We’ve shown you almost every energy drink out there: Ghostbusters, Duff, Romulan Ale and Happy Bunny Spaz Juice; so why not one more.  Superman Energy Drink is the only drink strong enough to quench the thirst and energy needs of the Man Of Steel himself.  […]

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Ghostbusters Slimed Energy Drink

June 6, 2011 Hazel Chua 3

You’re eagerly waiting for the new Ghostbusters movie to come out. You already even purchased the Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack and are whiling away the time with a movie marathon of old Ghostbusters movies. The only thing that’s missing in your party is a six-pack of Ghostbusters […]

The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink
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The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink

May 19, 2011 Ryan Cooper 3

Remember the Duff Beer Energy Drink we posted last week? Fans of The Simpsons can also get the Flaming Moe Energy Drink. Like the Duff energy drink, and unlike the “real” cartoon versions of these two beverages, the Flaming Moe Energy Drink does not contain […]

Duff Energy Drink
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Duff Energy Drink

May 13, 2011 Ryan Cooper 9

Any fan of The Simpsons knows of Duff Beer. While you can’t pop in to Moe’s Tavern for a cold Duff, visit the Duff Gardens amusement park, or watch Duffman push the beverage at a ballgame, you can enjoy a tasty Duff Energy Drink. Although […]

Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink
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Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink

April 25, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 7

Here’s something would have been great to find in your grown-up Easter basket this year. The Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink will help wash down your chocolate bunnies, eggs and jelly beans while putting an extra hop in your step.

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink
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Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

March 25, 2011 Ryan Cooper 7

Geeks need energy for long hours of programming, video game playing, or Sci-Fi movie marathon watching. While Red Bull and Monster work fine, now we can enjoy Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink. Like real Romulan Ale, this drink is blue in color. However, instead […]

Tiger Blood Energy Drink
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Tiger Blood Winning Energy Drink

March 6, 2011 Ryan Cooper 6

If you weren’t born with Adonis DNA and don’t have tiger blood coursing through your veins, you may feel like you aren’t special. It is even less likely that you feel you are a total bithin’ rock star from Mars. Don’t let defeat be an […]