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If you need to measure oil for salad dressings or other recipes, the Press-and-Measure Oil & Vinegar Dispenser will be a handy tool in the kitchen. This simple and ingenious solution to measuring your oil puts a measuring cup on top, so you can precisely measure the amount of vinegar or oil you need. Brilliant. [...]

If you love Google and if you love jelly beans, then you will love this wooden Jelly Bean Dispenser. It looks simple and plain when empty, but transforms into a fun and colorful desk accessory once you fill it up with some delectable sweets. It’s a really, really fun way to serve up some Harry [...]

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and think about it by recording a message and putting the [...]

This will probably be the highlight of your party once you display this little fella and have him serve up the alcohol. The Little Whizzer Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser does a good job of whizzing out the drinks, but I wouldn’t recommend that you use this to fill up your Giant Beer Glass, Giant Glass [...]

Two things and only two things make summer bearable. Beer and ice. That’s why the On-Ice Beer Dispenser makes so much sense. Beer + ice = Happiness.

If you thought Garth’s licorice dispenser attached to the ceiling of that rockin’ Ford Pinto in ‘Wayne’s World’ was genius, wait till you get a load of this. The CandyMan Motion-Activated Automatic Candy Dispenser is an all-you-can-eat candy buffet without the unwanted nastiness of germs.

While we have listed an Automatic Soap Dispenser here before, it wasn’t as cool looking as this Touch Free Soap Dispenser. This one actually has a built-in LCD display so you can easily see the soap/sanitizer level, amount dispensed, and battery level.

The “Clean Cut” is a handy automatic electronic paper towel dispenser that works with your favorite roll of paper and keeps you from using more than needed.

This hands-free automatic liquid soap dispenser will probably come as a welcome relief to those living the Melvin Udall lifestyle.

Just like someone looked at the USS Enterprise starship and thought “Wait a minute, that could be a putter“, did someone else take a look at a golf club and thought that it would make a perfect tape dispenser.

Star Shakers – rocket shaped salt & pepper dispensers designed by Ototo. The white shakers features S and P “space logos” and are made of ceramic. No word on pricing. (Via cribcandy)

Lady Tape Holder ($7) holds a blade in the left and and the tape around her waist. The green plastic figure is 10 cm (3.9 in.) high.