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Wake Cup Alarm Clock and Hot Water Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:21:56 +0000

You can wake up to a crisp morning greeting from Stephen Fry if you’ve got the Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock on your bedside table. But how would you like to wake up to a steaming cup of coffee instead? That’s exactly what you get with the Wake Cup Alarm Clock and Hot Water Dispenser. The Wake Cup [...]

Retro Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:20:30 +0000

Serve up your drinks playfully using the Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser. Sure, it might look like an old gasoline pump. Even the drinks you’ve poured into it for dispensing might look like gas. But we all know that the people at the party won’t be chugging down anything that will potentially kill them. Just [...]

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:18:34 +0000

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull Candy in action. The Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser version [...]

Nintendo Zelda, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Klik Candy Dispenser

James Kelly — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 06:10:11 +0000

Are you looking for some collectible candy fun? Maybe something with Nintendo style? How about trying the Nintendo Zelda, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Klik Candy Dispensers? These hard candy dispensers resemble those famous PEZ dispensers, but offer Nintendo fans something more than just delicious candy; you get to enjoy the classic Nintendo figures like Link, [...]

Poulain Camera Tape Dispenser

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:22:24 +0000

Everybody needs tape. Because a plain old roll of tape is so easy to misplace, there are times when you must have an attractive, quirky dispenser like this Poulain Wooden Camera Tape Dispenser. Poulain Camera Tape Dispenser A vintage-inspired wooden replica for the adhesive needs of camera buffs and would-be starlets. Includes one roll of masking tape Wood, paper, [...]

Pooping Bull Candy

Hazel Chua — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:32:49 +0000

If you’ve got a sweet tooth and love quirky stuff, then you’ll definitely want to get the Pooping Bull Candy. At first glance, the candy dispenser will look just like a typical plastic cow figure. But give its back a quick push and it will poop out some turdy yummy jelly beans from its behind. [...]

Globe Beverage Dispenser

Conner Flynn — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:58:06 +0000

Trekking across the globe can make you thirsty, even if you are just moving the globe and dreaming of far away places. The Globe Beverage Dispenser will hold 65 oz. of liquid, allowing you to drink up as if you have pumped the Earth dry of it’s delicious resources. You get a silver tone ABS [...]

100 Film Paper Towel Box

Conner Flynn — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:40:15 +0000

True fans of film have an aversion to digital cameras, but they won’t mind this 100 Film Paper Towel Box. It celebrates film and dispenses paper towels for all of your messes. This 100 Film Paper Towel Box can be mounted on your wall and you can get tissue from either the top or side. [...]

Backpack Drinks Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 02:33:05 +0000

There’s just something special about brewing your own beer. After brewing your own beer with your very own Brew Machine, you can pour everything into the Backpack Drinks Dispenser and literally take the party with you as you go. The Backpack Drinks Dispenser is a fun way to serve up some drinks to guests and [...]

Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:37:42 +0000

Know a chain smoker who can’t live without his or her smokes? The Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser is a creative gift that lets smokers keep their smokes out of the box and hidden in this tiny donkey. Feel the urge to light one up? Just press down on the donkey’s ears and watch a cigarette [...]

Press-and-Measure Oil & Vinegar Dispenser

Conner Flynn — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:17:45 +0000

If you need to measure oil for salad dressings or other recipes, the Press-and-Measure Oil & Vinegar Dispenser will be a handy tool in the kitchen. This simple and ingenious solution to measuring your oil puts a measuring cup on top, so you can precisely measure the amount of vinegar or oil you need. Brilliant. [...]

Jelly Bean Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:37:20 +0000

If you love Google and if you love jelly beans, then you will love this wooden Jelly Bean Dispenser. It looks simple and plain when empty, but transforms into a fun and colorful desk accessory once you fill it up with some delectable sweets. It’s a really, really fun way to serve up some Harry [...]

Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:03:06 +0000

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and think about it by recording a message and putting the [...]

Little Whizzer Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:47:46 +0000

This will probably be the highlight of your party once you display this little fella and have him serve up the alcohol. The Little Whizzer Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser does a good job of whizzing out the drinks, but I wouldn’t recommend that you use this to fill up your Giant Beer Glass, Giant Glass [...]

On-Ice Beer Dispenser

Conner Flynn — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:01:24 +0000

Two things and only two things make summer bearable. Beer and ice. That’s why the On-Ice Beer Dispenser makes so much sense. Beer + ice = Happiness. The genius of this device is not that it puts beer and ice together. Anyone can do that. The genius of this gadget is that it keeps your [...]

CandyMan Motion-Activated Candy Dispenser

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 18:14:45 +0000

If you thought Garth’s licorice dispenser attached to the ceiling of that rockin’ Ford Pinto in ‘Wayne’s World’ was genius, wait till you get a load of this. The CandyMan Motion-Activated Automatic Candy Dispenser is an all-you-can-eat candy buffet without the unwanted nastiness of germs. The dispenser holds a whopping 12.5 cups of candy, nuts [...]

Touch Free Soap Dispenser

Ryan Cooper — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 05:12:17 +0000

While we have listed an Automatic Soap Dispenser here before, it wasn’t as cool looking as this Touch Free Soap Dispenser. This one actually has a built-in LCD display so you can easily see the soap/sanitizer level, amount dispensed, and battery level. For a soap dispenser, this unit is so incredibly sleek and stylish that [...]

Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser

Robert Birming — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:29:56 +0000

The “Clean Cut” is a handy automatic electronic paper towel dispenser that works with your favorite roll of paper and keeps you from using more than needed. To use, simply place your hand between the LED sensors in the dispense zone (right side). Once the desired amount of paper has been dispensed, remove your hand. [...]

Automatic Soap Dispenser

Robert Birming — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:45:19 +0000

This hands-free automatic liquid soap dispenser will probably come as a welcome relief to those living the Melvin Udall lifestyle. Automatic Soap DispenserOur Automatic Soap Dispenser uses accurate infrared technology to dispense liquid soap, hand sanitiser or lotion without the need to ever touch the unit itself (well except when you refill of course). Simply [...]

Golf Club Tape Dispenser

Robert Birming — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:33:59 +0000

Just like someone looked at the USS Enterprise starship and thought “Wait a minute, that could be a putter“, did someone else take a look at a golf club and thought that it would make a perfect tape dispenser. When you think about it, the shape is quite suited for the purpose. The chrome club-shaped [...]

Rocket Salt and Pepper Shakers

Robert Birming — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:23:45 +0000

Star Shakers – rocket shaped salt & pepper dispensers designed by Ototo. The white shakers features S and P “space logos” and are made of ceramic. No word on pricing. (Via cribcandy)

Lady Tape Holder

Robert Birming — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:33:01 +0000

Lady Tape Holder ($7) holds a blade in the left and and the tape around her waist. The green plastic figure is 10 cm (3.9 in.) high.

Cassette Tape Dispenser

Robert Birming — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:21:36 +0000

These awesome Tape Dispensers ($25) will start shipping in September, but can already be pre-ordered from j-me – a UK design site run by two brothers. The j-me tape dispenser uses two different objects that use the word ‘tape’ in different contexts. The fusion of music recording tape and sticky tape results in a piece [...]