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You can wake up to a crisp morning greeting from Stephen Fry if you’ve got the Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock on your bedside table. But how would you like to wake up to a steaming cup of coffee instead? That’s exactly what you get with the Wake Cup Alarm Clock and Hot Water Dispenser. The Wake Cup [...]

Serve up your drinks playfully using the Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser. Sure, it might look like an old gasoline pump. Even the drinks you’ve poured into it for dispensing might look like gas. But we all know that the people at the party won’t be chugging down anything that will potentially kill them. Just [...]

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull Candy in action. The Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser version [...]

Are you looking for some collectible candy fun? Maybe something with Nintendo style? How about trying the Nintendo Zelda, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Klik Candy Dispensers? These hard candy dispensers resemble those famous PEZ dispensers, but offer Nintendo fans something more than just delicious candy; you get to enjoy the classic Nintendo figures like Link, [...]

Everybody needs tape. Because a plain old roll of tape is so easy to misplace, there are times when you must have an attractive, quirky dispenser like this Poulain Wooden Camera Tape Dispenser. Poulain Camera Tape Dispenser A vintage-inspired wooden replica for the adhesive needs of camera buffs and would-be starlets. Includes one roll of masking tape Wood, paper, [...]

If you’ve got a sweet tooth and love quirky stuff, then you’ll definitely want to get the Pooping Bull Candy. At first glance, the candy dispenser will look just like a typical plastic cow figure. But give its back a quick push and it will poop out some turdy yummy jelly beans from its behind. [...]

Trekking across the globe can make you thirsty, even if you are just moving the globe and dreaming of far away places. The Globe Beverage Dispenser will hold 65 oz. of liquid, allowing you to drink up as if you have pumped the Earth dry of it’s delicious resources. You get a silver tone ABS [...]

True fans of film have an aversion to digital cameras, but they won’t mind this 100 Film Paper Towel Box. It celebrates film and dispenses paper towels for all of your messes. This 100 Film Paper Towel Box can be mounted on your wall and you can get tissue from either the top or side. [...]

There’s just something special about brewing your own beer. After brewing your own beer with your very own Brew Machine, you can pour everything into the Backpack Drinks Dispenser and literally take the party with you as you go. The Backpack Drinks Dispenser is a fun way to serve up some drinks to guests and [...]

Know a chain smoker who can’t live without his or her smokes? The Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser is a creative gift that lets smokers keep their smokes out of the box and hidden in this tiny donkey. Feel the urge to light one up? Just press down on the donkey’s ears and watch a cigarette [...]

If you need to measure oil for salad dressings or other recipes, the Press-and-Measure Oil & Vinegar Dispenser will be a handy tool in the kitchen. This simple and ingenious solution to measuring your oil puts a measuring cup on top, so you can precisely measure the amount of vinegar or oil you need. Brilliant. [...]

If you love Google and if you love jelly beans, then you will love this wooden Jelly Bean Dispenser. It looks simple and plain when empty, but transforms into a fun and colorful desk accessory once you fill it up with some delectable sweets. It’s a really, really fun way to serve up some Harry [...]