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If you are an old school gamer with a messy desk, the Tetris Desk Tidy will not only help keep you organized, but it will also give your desk some cool Tetris style as well. Store your office essentials in colorful Tetris blocks and guess what? You can stack them and play with them [...]

Look around your desk. Do you see a mess? If you do, it is time for a rewind. The Rewind Desk Tidy that is. This retro cassette tape shaped desk tidy will help you keep all of your stuff organized. It makes a great gift for the work place and it is a fun [...]

Add some fun to your desk with this neat Troika Office Trucker Desk Accessory. You might as well have something playful on your desk, otherwise all work and no play will make you a very dull boy. Think of it as a toy for grown-ups. This chrome plated truck carries your business cards, pens, [...]

Though some may dispute that killing a zombie in the heart is not the most robust method, one would feel triumphant after impaling a zombie with a pencil as seen in this Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory. By the way, you can consult the Zombie Combat Manual to learn optimized zombie-killing strategies, or [...]

There’s an elephant in the room, but he only wants to organize your paper clips. Invite this lovely blue Elephant Paper Clip Holder to your desk to stay for a while. Elephants do love bananas and can even eat them with their skins on. It’s a pretty amazing sight to see in real life. With [...]

Working at a desk all day can be tedious and sometimes you need fun inconspicuous pick-me-ups to play with. GeekAlerts has shown you things like the Road Sweeper and Zamboni Desk Vacuums in the past, and the Desktop Digger Paperweight should go nicely with that collection. Chrome-plated and ready to roll, [...]

Giving someone your heart never looked so real! If you’re a doctor, you’d be able to appreciate the Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder and all its detail a little more than the average person. Handcrafted by local indie artists at Odd Art Fabrications, they wanted to make sure you could see the [...]

This is for all da Bulls fans out there. The Bull Catchall is a studly way to round up your spare change, watches and keys all in one place, because when it’s time to leave the house there’s no time to put up with any bull. We’re bullish on style. Inspired by a vintage 1950s [...]

Check this out Marvel fans. Your notes are important, so who better to hold your notepad than Wolverine himself? This Wolverine Notepad Holder will keep your notepad safe and handy while the coolest X-Man of all guards it. It can also be used as a business card holder and it will last because it’s [...]

Basically, masochists feel some sort of gratification from their own pain or degradation. I don’t think people are born as masochists; I think that as they go through life, they experience some things that eventually turn them into the person they are today. In any case, you don’t actually [...]

Keep your desk neat and pristine by sticking all your junk into the Zombie Pencil Holder. If you’re all about scary, gory, and gross-looking stuff, then I’m sure you’ll like having this body-less object around. In keeping with its theme, you can poke the zombie’s eye with [...]

You might not have any room at home or time for a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t own any pets; just not any live ones. These Desktop Dogs can’t bark and you won’t need to take them out for regular walks, but what they can help keep your stuff more orderly. Tuck [...]

Though we’re using less and less paper now, we still have the occasional need for paperclips. My stash of paperclips has dwindled down to a measly loner in a broken box I got as office swag about ten years ago. Maybe it’s time I restock and beautify with the Drip Clips Sink Paperclips [...]

Alas! A second life has been breathed into the floppy disk. Etsy vendor Jim Buda has salvaged old floppies and computer parts to create the Floppy Disk Pen Holder. It’s the perfect size to hold a bunch of pens, scissors and office supplies, and you score extra bonus points because no excess [...]

You might enjoy stacking up these Mini Cargo Crates on your desk, but they weren’t made to just be pleasing to your eyes. These miniature crates are actually desk tidies which you can use to keep your desk, well, tidy. Sweep up pens, scissors, highlighters, pencils, rulers, and anything else [...]