Well, oh well! Look what the wolf dragged in. Fresh, or shall we say “rotten,” from the graveyard are two disgusting zombies posing together as part of the freaky Dead Walking Zombie Statue Set. These zombie brothers look like they once had a sense of style in their […]
Over the last few years, there have been so many zombie items to write about that our heads are spinning. Maybe it’s because we’re starting to realize that modern-day humans actually have a lot in common with zombies. We’re greedy, eat what we want, have […]
The Battle Armor Pen is perfect for staying up all knight and writing that epic medieval novel by hand. They are also handy for taking a break from writing and making these pens fight each other. These unique pens are cast in quality resin with […]
Come 12-21-2012, this Wrapped Too Tight Garden Mummy Statue probably won’t be the scariest undead thing in your yard, but he’ll go nicely with the Skel-E-Gnomes for now. Measuring just over 21 inches tall, this hand-painted statue can be placed almost anywhere in the yard […]
Yard sculptures are a fun and creative way to express your interests and possibly get under the skin of your pesky neighbors. A few of our favorites are the Zombie Statue, Full Sized Velociraptor, Skel-E-Gnomes and of course this Crash Landing Flying Saucer Alien Spacecraft […]
What good is a Knight Toilet Paper Holder if he doesn’t have a Dragon to battle? This realistic looking Dragon Bath Tissue Holder may have friends and family thinking twice before they enter your lair bathroom. It’s certainly an inexpensive way to add some medieval […]
Yard statues serve a purpose. Some, like the Garden Zombie and Evil Harvest Scarecrow, are meant to scare and others like this Jurassic-sized Velociraptor Yard Statue are meant to intimidate. Sure it may be scary too, but when your nosy neighbor sees all 106″W x […]
I’m not sure whom this knight ticked off to deserve dispensing toilet paper, but he must’ve royally screwed up. To have the most chivalrous water closet in the land, you can count on the trusty Knight Toilet Paper Holder. Don’t feel bad about offending his nostrils. It’s rumored […]
If you’re in need of a stunning light fixture for your lair, consider this Nightfall Gargoyle Chandelier. Measuring almost two and a half feet in length, this detailed gargoyle is clutching a glowing orb (i.e. your light) in it’s vicious talons. It would match great […]
Spring has sprung, which means gardening for many people. If you had a chance to be in your garden (or just chilling in your backyard) this weekend, you may have thought it was plain and boring. Buy the Garden Zombie Statue, and add some brain-eating […]
Your home is your castle but it can be kind of hard to give off that regal vibe while kicking back in your La-Z-Boy. Become the lord of all you survey while sitting upon the Celtic Dragon Throne. Dragon artist Gary Chang has created a […]
Iggy the Iguana Garden Statue is a large (nearly 2 feet long) decoration for your garden or patio. It may not be as geeky as the Star Wars Jawa Garden Gnome, but then again, it is mostly us geeks that have pet reptiles. The nice […]
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