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For those of you that thought Darth Vader was just a machine incapable of love, well take a look at how tightly he is squeezing that Death Star in the Star Wars Love Star T-Shirt. If that isn’t love, what is? If you need to get the Star Wars fan in your life a [...]

If Star Wars fans know anything, they know that Lord Vader does not take kindly to mistakes and doesn’t play secondly fiddle to anyone. Sure, Boba Fett is a great bounty hunter and Stormtroopers are the backbone to the Empires expendable fighting force, but we should have known better when we showed [...]

Fans of the dark side of the force can protect their iPhone 3g and 3GS with this Star Wars Darth Vader iPhone 3G and 3GS Hard Plastic Cover and show off their love for Darth Vader. It comes in Vader black with 2 pieces of hard plastic protective plates for the front and back. [...]

That’s right. Here are some more deformed Star Wars characters for your enjoyment. Star Wars Footzeez are super soft and though they are deformed, they are also super cute. Super nice too. Darth Vader is waving at you, beckoning you to buy him, squeeze him and love him. He looks forward to your warm [...]

Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift for your geeky guy, but can’t quite afford the iCufflinks or the 3D Darth Vader Cufflinks? Jewelry does make a romantic gift idea, and your guy might actually like to receive it too if it is one of these Star Wars Empire Cufflinks. Plus these are actually [...]

I don’t know how much rain Darth Vader really has to worry about. He’s either on the Death Star, flying his TIE Fighter (TIE Advanced x1), or simply cruising around on a Super Star Destroyer. Luke on the other hand, he’s running around in the swamps of Dagobah training with Yoda; he [...]

Wake up to the power of the dark side with this Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. There’s nothing like waking up to the Lord of the Sith first thing in the morning and starting your day out in a geeky way. It will wake you with Darth Vader sound effects, plus Vader’s lightsaber [...]

There’s nothing like having the power of The Dark Side in your pants. Let Darth Vader make all the tough decisions for you with the Star Wars Darth Vader Face Briefs. Made from 100% cotton, these black briefs place the Sith Lord’s likeness in the ultimate position of power. The Vader briefs [...]

Forget about the goody-goody Jedi and take a walk on the Dark Side with the Darth Vader All Over Print 30 Single T-Shirt, and let the Dark Lord of the Sith insure that your day goes smoothly. Squash those dreams of becoming a noble Jedi Knight because there are just too many rules that [...]

Building a new Death Star can be expensive; even Darth Vader needs to keep track of his loose change. Use the Star Wars Darth Vader Tin Can Coin Bank to save loose change or to even store desktop items likes pens and pencils. Measuring 6 inch tall and 4.25 inch diameter, this tin is [...]

Do you love Vader? Well, he loves you back and he’s ready to remind you every day with this Star Wars Wisecracks Darth Vader I Love You Sith Much Figure. Get it? The Funko 6-inch tall Star Wars Wacky Wisecracks Darth Vader I Love You Sith Much Vinyl Figure Bobble Head is super cute [...]

You have the Han Solo Carbonite Ice Cube Trays and the Star Wars Drinking Glasses. What you need now are the Star Wars Wood Coasters. This set of four wooden coasters features four unique designs with Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Boba Fett, and Han Solo, and they have a cork non-slip backing for [...]

Whether you believe in the power of the Dark Side and Sith Lords like Darth Vader, or you are a Jedi at heart and want to train with master Yoda, you’ll still need something to hold your pants up. These metallic Star Wars Darth Vader & Yoda Belt Buckles are perfect for Star Wars [...]

A few days ago we showed you the Star Wars Boba Fett Helmet Speaker and quickly realized that Lord Vader doesn’t appreciate playing second fiddle to anyone; even the galaxy’s most ruthless bounty hunter. So here it is; the Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet Speaker. Designed by the creative minds at [...]

The secrets of the Sith can now be at your fingertips, with the Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side. Just push a button and the door of the pyramid case lifts, accompanied by lights and Star Wars sound effects. The secrets are now yours my young apprentice. It contains the writings of [...]