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An ancient evil has awakened and it brought with it a fragrant scent. This Cthulhu in Love Perfume is the essence of ancient evil and it makes a perfect gift this Valentine’s Day. It smells of incense, spices, kelp, sea salt, mystery, and chocolates. Just use a dab as it is very concentrated. Now [...]

Cthulhu is now in the Pest Control business. Being an ancient one, he knows that you have to diversify, otherwise he would get bored. What pests is he intent of ridding the world of? Humans, of course. This Cthulhu Pest Control Air Freshener shows the Dark One at his day job. It will make [...]

You won’t know true evil until you see it squirming around in your USB port. And that is what the USB Squirming Tentacle is all about. It’s as if Cthulhu were inside your computer and breaking free. It plugs into your USB port and wiggles and squirms, looking evil. You will be tempted to [...]

Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu Beard. It may not give you all of the [...]

I don’t know what Cthulhu’s breath smells like, but it can’t be very good. If these Cthulhu Mints are good enough for him, I really hope they’re strong enough to freshen your breath. (Or at least that’s what you’ll say when you offer your friends a mint.) Each of these [...]

For many Americans, each presidential election is a choice for the lesser of two evils. Perhaps it’s the negative campaigns or the corrupt media, but none of the candidates ever seems perfect. If you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils, why not choose the greater evil and vote for [...]

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ‘em or hate ‘em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer Scrooge and the [...]

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also encompasses that sinking feeling after getting that [...]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes and even ladies fit, and it is perfect [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you many of the handcrafted and hand painted creatures from Odd Art Fabrications and now you can get your hands on two of their best during the Tentacle Doorstop & Zombie Pencil Holder Giveaway. Made in the USA and available at the NeatoShop, these products are perfect for Sci-Fi [...]

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching a football game?  Sharing [...]

Have you ever thought about taking up crocheting? No, well here is a pretty good reason why you might want to reconsider. The Amigurumi Cthulhu is a creative take on one of H.P. Lovecraft’s most feared and revered creatures. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool Amigurumi figures before, remember the [...]

Handcrafted and designed by Odd Art Fabrications, the Tentacle Doorstop is sure to put a smile on the face of any sci-fi fan. Stick it under your office door and watch as the Cthulhu fans and Jules Verne fans flock to your area to see what lies on the other side…Thankfully for them, it’s [...]

Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will enjoy this Cthulhu Bottle Opener. Sometimes you need a hand opening your bottle. Sometimes a tentacle or two. Or three. Cthulhu to the rescue. This novelty bottle opener is made from tough urethane resin with a solid steel bottle opener inside. Cthulhu fans will love it as will [...]

You’ve heard of sock puppets, finger puppets, glove puppets, and probably even people puppets, but this is none of those! Okay, it is a hand puppet, but this is a Cthulhu first and foremost and should be feared as such. When Howard Phillips Lovecraft created the Cthulhu did he ever think it would [...]