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Play-Doh Cologne Spray

May 9, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Do you miss your childhood? Maybe you miss that odd smell of Play-Doh as you open the can. Well, you can relive that experience with this Play-Doh Cologne Spray. It will let you smell like Play-Doh all day long, fresh from the can. Your childhood […]

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Stan Lee Cologne

June 13, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters […]

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Zombie Perfume

March 12, 2013 Marty Shaw 2

TV, movies, and common sense suggest the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to blend in by smelling like a rotting corpse and Zombie Perfume will help you achieve that, but you might have to decide on an active dating life or becoming […]

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Campfire Cologne

January 21, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Many people like the idea of camping, but don’t exactly like going out in the wilderness to do it. Who wants to sleep with bugs everywhere? Well, now you can smell like a campfire any time you want with Campfire Cologne. It’s the next best […]

Avengers Assembled Cologne Set
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Avengers Assembled Cologne Set

October 29, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

If you want to smell like the Avengers, you don’t have to rub against the Hulk. Just get this Avengers Assembled Cologne Set. This Avengers Cologne Set gives you 4 prestige fragrances: Captain America, Iron Man, The Hulk, and Thor. It’s the perfect gift for […]

Givenchy Pi Neo Cologne
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Givenchy Pi Neo Fragrance

May 12, 2012 James Scott 1

We’ve already taken a look at Givenchy Pi Cologne, but now it’s time to up the geek-factor. Add in some spice Matrix-style and you get Givenchy Pi Neo Fragrance. It’s the cologne The One would wear. As the bottle and packaging convey, this scent is […]

Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance
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Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance

May 4, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 3

I don’t know if I’d want my man to smell like The Hulk exactly, but as they say, don’t knock it until you try it. If Gucci can bottle up the smell of Envy, I don’t see anything wrong with the Avengers having their own Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance. This fragrance is perfect […]

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Givenchy Pi Fragrance

April 29, 2012 James Scott 2

If you’re a sophisticated geek, you might not be interested in smelling like Playdoh, Money, Lando Calrissian, Bacon, James T. Kirk, or Anchorman. With Givenchy Pi Fragrance you get a top quality designer cologne that still allows you to maintain your geek-cred. Plus women love the […]

Avengers Mark VII Armor up Iron Man Cologne
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Avengers Mark VII Armor up Iron Man Cologne

April 26, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

Things can get pretty hot in the Iron Man armor, which is probably why Tony Stark wears this Avengers Mark VII Armor up Iron Man Cologne. It keeps things from getting too nasty. This sophisticated cologne is fit for any super hero and combines mandarin, […]

Demeter Fragrances
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Demeter Fragrances

April 24, 2012 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of […]

Money Fragrance
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Money Fragrance

January 17, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that […]

Jinx Removing Spray
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Jinx Removing Spray

December 3, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to […]

Star Trek Red Shirt Cologne
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Star Trek Red Shirt Cologne

November 11, 2011 Conner Flynn 1

So by now you’ve tried the other Star Trek colognes. You may want to try this Star Trek Red Shirt Cologne. I wonder if it’s what the landing party smells just before a redshirt dies. If you have to wear the dreaded red shirt and […]

Dirt Cologne Review
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Dirt Cologne Review

October 24, 2011 James Kelly 2

GeekAlerts has shown you Dirt Cologne in the past and like us, we think many of our readers were intrigued. So when scent.com offered us a sample to tryout, we couldn’t resist. Since it is described as smelling like refreshing scent of the outdoors in […]

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Dirt Cologne

September 13, 2011 Hazel Chua 2

Are you a tough guy; or just someone who wants to maintain that sort of image? Do you want to smell like you’ve been out rolling in the yard or at your workshop all day? If so, then a few spritzes of the Dirt Cologne […]

Star Trek Cologne
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Star Trek Colognes

August 15, 2011 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts has shown you the Tiberus Cologne, now we want you to enjoy the rest of the Star Trek Colognes.  There is the Shirtless Kirk, perfect for the masculine man that’s not afraid to show off his pecks.  The Sulu, one word is enough to […]

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Diesel Only The Brave Captain America Cologne

August 9, 2011 Ryan Cooper 2

When an express mail package from Diesel in Paris arrived at GeekAlerts, we all wondered what was inside. We’ve reviewed cool Diesel Watches before, and they are known for their trendy jeans and other stylish clothing. However, when we opened the box we were surprised […]

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Anchorman’s Sex Panther Cologne

June 28, 2011 James Kelly 1

Anchorman Brian Fantana once said Sex Panther Cologne was illegal in nine countries; well not anymore.  You can now have the cologne that puts London Gentleman and Blackbeard’s Delight to shame.  This is the cologne that is made with bits of real panther, so you […]

Star Trek Tiberius Cologne
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Star Trek Tiberius Cologne

June 22, 2011 Conner Flynn 2

Every geek knows that James Tiberius Kirk gets the ladies. That’s partly because he commands a starship, partly because of the uniform and also because he smells good. Now you can smell just like Captain Kirk thanks to Star Trek Tiberius Cologne.