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Inigo Montoya from “The Princess Bride” had it all, and you can bask in some of his glory with Montoya’s School of Fencing Premium T-Shirt. The dashing Montoya is an expert with the sword, regardless of whether he’s using his right or left hand, and he’s no slouch when it comes to having good friends [...]

If you lead an active lifestyle and regularly exercise, run, go to the gym, and play sports, then you might want to grab one of these Physicool Cooling T-Shirts. They’re made from a special material that absorbs sweat, wicks it away from your skin, and delivers it to the atmosphere to be absorbed. The shirt [...]

Do you enjoy Minecraft a lot more than your chemistry class? If so, let it be known with one of these Minecraft Periodic Table T-Shirts. It combines the fun of Minecraft elements into a Periodic Table of the Elements design, so you don’t confuse Lapis Lazuli with Glowstone. It’d make a great addition to your [...]

On Pi Day we presented some cool Pi related products like the Bottle Opener, T-Shirt, Pizza Pie Slicer, and Ice Cube Trays. However, to geeks like us, Pi is cool every day, and these Vam-Pi-re T-Shirts and Hoodies are awesome! Plus, it’s fun to confuse dumb people. The Pi symbol looks cool, and really seems [...]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… If the question is “For breakfast do you want bacon [...]

For all you guys out there that know nothing about ladies and a whole lot about pushing buttons, here’s your chance to possibly be good at both. The Nintendo NES Controller Bra will help calm your nerves and allow you to focus on an A,B,B,A combination that may help you score some points with your [...]

With so many people out there drinking coffee from mugs, Dave Watson thought it would be funny to show a few mug-holding samples with the Mug Life T-Shirt. This t-shirt has everything from the English fisting grip to the Star Wars Jedi look no hands grip. What type of drinker are you? Afraid someone might [...]

There’s only one way I’d want to cross paths with a Weeping Angel, and the stylish picture on the Doctor Who Don’t Blink Premium T-Shirt is that way. I’m a huge fan of Doctor Who, and the Weeping Angels have to take the #1 spot for wickedest baddies in the Whoniverse. We’ve all been told [...]

With BBQ season ramping up again, your stack of t-shirts should be ready for spur of the moment gatherings. Take a look at these threads that would earn you honorable mention among the crowd: the Relish Today Ketchup Tomorrow T-Shirt. Not only does the saying provoke big, wide Cheshire cat grins, the look on the cool wiener [...]

In post-celebration of Pi Day, here is a baby onesie that says it all. Introducing the Math Geek Baby Onesie that says “I’m acute baby.” We all know that babies of geeks usually turn out to be rock stars, but math geek parents will try their hardest to steer their young towards the light. If [...]

So today is the big day. Green beer, Irish Pubs, little people run around, and probably a good old fashioned bar fight or two. Yeah, St. Patrick’s Day is great time for those of us old enough to hit the bars and if you want to do it in style, try out the Party Drinking [...]

I don’t even want to know how much shamrock juice it takes to turn a pint of Guinness beer green. Rumor has it that you could turn into a glowing leprechaun or possibly a bug-eyed alien if you consume too much shamrock juice on St. Patty’s Day. Instead, why not err on the safe side and throw on an [...]