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Who’s hungry for some Krabby Patties? SpongeBob SquarePants is and he knows a good meal when he sees one. Be the talk of town in Bikini Bottom as you explore the lagoon floor and visit with Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy. Sure, they’ll eventually catch on that you’re not the real SpongeBob, but you’ll [...]

Everyone enjoys Hello Kitty and why shouldn’t you? She’s cute, cuddly, and has a bow. GeekAlerts and many of our readers enjoyed the Hello Kitty & Panda Snuggie Blankets, but those really aren’t appropriate to wear outside unless you are trying to keep warm at an outdoor sporting event or such. For fans of Hello [...]

I haven’t met a guy who hasn’t tried playing Pong at least once in his life. But if you have, then it’s time to educate him on the place that Pong has in video game history. Let him wear this Men’s Pong Tie around his neck as a brief, but accurate tutorial. Just looking at [...]

Because we’re living in a pixelated world, and I’m a pixelated girl/boy. Okay, so that’s one syllable too many to fit into Madonna’s hit song’s rhythm, but you’ll probably be singing along the same lines once you see the 8-Bit Hair Bow and 8-Bit Bow Ties. The new addition to 8-bit stuff that you can wear [...]

This here is the Men’s Guitar Tie. So it doesn’t exactly look like a real guitar, because the real ones aren’t normally that colorful. But wouldn’t you agree that the added colors just spice things up instead? This tie doesn’t make actual sounds and all like the Electronic Guitar T-Shirt or the Piano Tie, but [...]

With the cold winter months here to stay, there is nothing warmer than Wookiee fur. Sure you could lightsaber zip open your TaunTaun Sleeping Bag, but are you really going to walk the street with that? What you need is a set of Wookiee fur to call your own and you can do it with [...]

There are a lot of shirts that aren’t just shirts anymore these days, like the Electronic Drum Machine Shirt and the Electronic Drum Kit T-Shirt. And then there’s the shirt that won’t play any sounds or play like some sort of musical instrument. Instead, the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee is more like a shirt that you can custom-design [...]

Ever wonder what would’ve happened if Doctor Who visited Oz? Well, it looks like Dorothy wouldn’t have to worry about a guilty conscience over killing a witch because the When Worlds Collide: Doctor Who Meets Wizard of Oz T-Shirt reveals that the Doctor beat her to it. The TARDIS can go anywhere in time and [...]

Where would the world of fiction be without Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley? We probably don’t want to find out because books would probably be rather boring. Now, you can celebrate this literary pioneer with the Mary Shelley T-Shirt. Mary Shelley not only brought us Frankenstein and his monster but also opened the door for the now-stereotypical [...]

When the zombies take over the world, things are going to get rough for us breathers and blending in will be one of the best ways to insure survival. The Zombie Attack Hoodie will help you blend in and stay warm at the same time. Looking prim and proper will be fast-track to becoming zombie [...]

The Don’t Make Me Go Zelda on You Hoodie and Shirts are just another great example of the fine art work available in many formats at RedBubble.com. If you have been following GeekAlerts this past week, then you know today is the last day to enter our RedBubble Giveaway for a chance to win 1 [...]

The latest new flora and fauna might be interesting to some people but we know the truly unknown is what gets your motor running. Forget about the newest red-headed spotted toad and show your allegiance to the real wild side with the World Cryptozoological Foundation T-Shirt. Just because nobody has managed to capture a clear [...]