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If you like to dress up for Christmas, you could always get a Santa suit, but Santa’s elves are much cooler. Besides they do all of the hard work making toys. This Christmas Elf Sweater will put you in the holiday spirit and make you look like Will Ferrell in the Elf movie. The [...]

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater should get the job done. While [...]

Christmas Dinner can be a real hassle between making sure that the food is made and putting up with your relatives. Why not make it easy this year and serve Christmas Dinner in a Can? Maybe you burnt the turkey or the neighbor’s dog ran off with it. Whatever predicament you are in, Christmas [...]

Santa brings kids all kinds of cool presents at Christmas time, but what do the adults get? Maybe a glass of wine after the kids have opened up all of their gifts. And that drink will be all the sweeter with this Santa Suit Wine Bottle Cover. It’s as if Santa presented a special [...]

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned by everyone else up and down your street. [...]

Have a very Zombie Christmas with this Zombie Snowman Christmas Ornament. While you are opening your presents, this guy will be on your tree, craving your brains. Of course, he will be even slower then other Zombies since he has no legs, so don’t worry. It has some nice gory details and is made [...]

You know what it means once November rolls around; Christmas is going to sneak up on us and punch us in the guts. Many of you might have already prepared for the madness and purchased the LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar 2012. Some of you are probably still recovering from Halloween and don’t even [...]

Bacon is the yummiest treat in the world. We all know this. I’m surprised that we don’t hang bacon on our Christmas trees and let the grease drip into a collection pool at the base so that we can drink it on Christmas morning. Yeah, that’s gross, but we love bacon way too much. [...]

Wrapping paper with Santa, elves and reindeer are all well and good, but why not personalize it with Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper? It features a Merry Christmas phrase in multiple fonts and colors, but even better, you can add up to 30 characters of your own. It can be names, jokes, geek phrases, [...]

Forget about plain old boring peppermint flavored candy canes this Christmas. Instead, pick up some Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Candy Canes, and enjoy classic cinnamon roll flavor. I haven’t tried these yet, but the Amazon.com customer reviews rave: “These are delicious!” “Yummy low fat [...]

There’s just something not quite right about listening to classic Christmas tunes through sleek hi-tech devices, which is why it’s great the Classic Christmas Song Digital Gramophone is here, because it adds that bit of old-world charm to those Yuletide classics. The digital gramophone, made [...]

Enjoy the holiday season in style with the Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Christmas Stocking. Sheldon approved and ready for the filling, this plush stocking features Soft Kitty wrapping itself around a Christmas stocking. The expression says it all; holidays are time for fun and enjoyment Measuring roughly [...]

If you’re looking for a clock that displays holiday spirit as well as the time, then the 4 Holiday Musical Clock is the timepiece you need. In addition to having a stylish, plain faceplate for those times when no holiday is being celebrated, the clock also comes with 4 holiday-themed faces that will [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

Every once in a while it’s good to revamp and refresh… out with the old, in with the new. If you’re sexy and you know it, then you need a sexy stocking for the holidays to match your personality, like any of these High Heel Sequin Christmas Stockings. Santa might be stumped when [...]