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Get this Personalized Father’s Day Chocolate Bar and give your dad something special this year with a personal message. These chocolate bars are available in Milk Chocolate (30%) and Dark Chocolate (70%). Best of all they have customizable notes on the front and back. You can choose from 3 designs [...]

Do you want to be caffeinated, but don’t want to drink cup after cup of coffee? Of course you do. Just pop some of this 50 Cups of Coffee Tub o’ Caffeinated Candy and you will be flying high. Buzzed. Wired. Electric. Juiced. Just try to sit still. This tub of delicious chocolates is [...]

If you watched the Willy Wonka movie and were disappointed that you didn’t get a golden ticket, this Willy Wonka Golden Ticket Chocolate Bar iPhone 5 Case should cheer you up. Soon you’ll be singing, “I have a golden ticket. I have a golden ticket”. Just don’t try to exchange [...]

It’s too bad everything isn’t made of chocolate, but at least you have your Chocolate Computer Mouse. It won’t click or scroll, but it sure does taste delicious. This gourmet solid milk chocolate computer mouse looks just like the real thing, but is chocolate. It is about 1/3 pound of [...]

Chocolate lovers can carry all of their candy in this handy Chocolate Candy Bar Scented Handbag. It not only looks like chocolate, but it smells like chocolate. Best of all you get the smell of chocolate and the look of it with no Calories. This bag features a removable strap and measures 8 1/2 [...]

Are you looking for something special to send your Valentine this year? With these Chocolate Flavored Envelopes with Note Cards you can send them some mail that they can lick. You get a set of 10 note cards and envelopes. The envelope tastes just like chocolate. Write some pretty words and let them lick [...]

If you like hot sauce and love chocolate, make sure that you try these Sriracha Chocolate Bars. They combine two great things, Chocolate and Sriracha. Your taste buds will thank you. This 1.75 ounce chocolate bar will melt-in-your-mouth as the chocolate and sriracha combine to excite your senses. You will [...]

If your loved one happens to be a zombie, or just really likes them, then a box of Zombie Chocolate Bars might be the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Each box comes with six green colored chocolate bars that are actually white chocolate in disguise. Sink your teeth into a Zombie White Chocolate Bar [...]

When the zombie apocalypse arrives, cold beverages are going to be hard to come by, but The Walking Dead Ice Cube Tray will make sure you’re able to enjoy cold drinks in style by letting you create ice in the shape of various zombie body parts as well as the comic book logo for [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you several tasty Perfect Endings Cakes before, like the Peanut Butter Cup Cake and Caramel Apple Cake, and the Perfect Endings Present Cake should be just as delectable. The wrapped present design makes this cake great for holiday parties and Christmas time events. Each cake is baked [...]

If you are a fan of Scrabble with a sweet tooth, this chocolate scrabble game is perfect for you. Although I don’t think it will last long since it will be delicious and features chocolate letter tiles, made from the finest Belgian chocolate. A triple word score never tasted so good. The winner gets [...]

Brrr. It’s getting colder and pretty soon many of us will be experiencing the dark wrath of the daylight savings time change, aka “fall backwards.” Productivity will start to dwindle and we’ll all want to make like the bears and hibernate. But no, we must fight the sleepiness with [...]

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

What would we do without Nesquik chocolate syrup? It’s too painful to imagine. For one thing, there’d probably be no such thing as the Nesquik Chocolate Fountain. No need to reinvent the chocolate fountain. Just slap the Nesquik logo on it and let the fun begin. Nesquik syrup has a great, [...]

Although the Death Star had the power to destroy an entire planet in one shot, you could destroy a Chocolate Death Star in just a few bites. The easiest way to reach the cherries inside is to start along the trench, then target the small thermal exhaust port. Much tastier than a womp rat, [...]