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Nintendo Super Mario Candy Ba-Bomb

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:32:14 +0000

The GA cornucopia of Super Mario candy keeps getting fuller. So far, there’s been the Super Mario Question Box Candy Tin and Question Box Snerdles, 3-Dees Gummies, Starman and Mushroom Candy complete with coordinating tins, and we now have Nintendo Super Mario Candy Ba-Bombs (aka Bob-Ombs) to add to our collection. Nintendo Super Mario Candy Ba-Bomb [...]

10 Geeky Star Wars Things to Bring to the Theater

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:00:03 +0000

Watching Star Wars at the theater is much, much more than pure entertainment. It’s also a gathering to unite fans from all walks of life and an opportunity to wear the best Star Wars gear you’ve got. To mark the occasion of “Star Wars Episode I Phantom Menace” hitting theaters on Feb. 10 in 3D, here are Ten [...]

Smurfberries

Hazel Chua — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:41:28 +0000

I confess: I’m addicted to that fun, farming game for iOS called Smurfs’ Village. Every once in a while, I plant my berries and make sure to harvest them in time so they don’t rot away in my little old farm. Sometimes, I wonder what Smurfberries would be like in real life–if you’ve ever pondered [...]

Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy

Hazel Chua — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:35:51 +0000

Offer someone some Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy and instantly watch their faces morph from confused, to disgusted, and then to skepticism. Expect a whole range of reactions as well when you slowly slurp up some “pee” and lick it off your fingers for everyone to see when you’re in a public place. The [...]

Candy Cuffs

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:24:55 +0000

There are several ways to show the world that you’re with someone. You can walk holding hands in a Heart-Shaped Smitten, wear matching Light-Up Robot Costumes, or throw on a pair of Candy Cuffs. Candy Cuffs – The yummiest way to tie up your partner They’re not the most secure of handcuffs, but these Candy Cuffs are definitely the tastiest! [...]

Valentine Smell-O-Grams

Conner Flynn — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:35:46 +0000

Does anyone still do paper Valentines anymore? Well, the trend should make a comeback with these Valentine Smell-O-Grams. It’s a card, necklace, pencil, and a box of candy all in one. How awesome is that? Inside the Valentine tube is a scented pencil and there’s a chain in the tube that connects to the top [...]

Crazy Cat Lady Candy

Conner Flynn — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:35:50 +0000

If you know a crazy cat lady or are one yourself, why not enjoy some candy especially made for you/them? Crazy Cat Lady Candy is made especially for cat lovers who don’t know when to stop. These tasty tutti-frutti candies are shaped like kitties. Love them, pet them, eat them from a tin. It’s all [...]

Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

Patra Beaulieu — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:37:10 +0000

The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s sufficiently packed with high fructose corn syrup and red dye! This [...]

Chocolate Doo Drop

Marty Shaw — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:30:19 +0000

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and what better way is there to express your true feelings towards the one you love than with a Chocolate Doo Drop? Okay, I guess it’s possible this little piece of chocolate goodness could send a mixed message but that special someone in your life has to at [...]

Roast Beef Bubble Gum

Hazel Chua — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:18:41 +0000

So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in the [...]

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum

Hazel Chua — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 21:26:27 +0000

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans if [...]

Sugar Plums Christmas Candy

James Kelly — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:00:14 +0000

Christmas is a time to gather with family and friends, exchange gifts, enjoy food, and maybe even sing a few Christmas carols. While not everyone is into the singing, you can still do your part by providing the Sugar Plums Christmas Candy when the time comes to tell the classic tale of “Twas The Night [...]

SPAM Mints

Hazel Chua — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:18:52 +0000

Love Spam? Then you’ll love these SPAM Mints. Don’t get me wrong though, because they taste nothing like Spam. (Imagine having to chew on spam-flavored mints. But if you want mints with funky tastes, you might want to check out the Fruitcake Mints or Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints.) Instead, the SPAM Mints pack the yummy, familiar taste of cinnamon. [...]

Fruitcake Mints

Hazel Chua — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:27:12 +0000

‘Tis the season to be jolly! Add a bit of holiday cheer, even with the mints you pop into your mouth, by grabbing some of these Fruitcake Mints. The idea of mixing a bit of spiciness to fruitcake doesn’t sound very appealing at first, but I think you’ll enjoy these mints after your taste buds [...]

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Hazel Chua — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:29:17 +0000

Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to fire it up and get some corn kernels popping. So what’s the next best thing if you’re really craving for the buttery taste of popcorn? The Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans. The Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans packed [...]

Candy Unicorn Horn

Patra Beaulieu — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:23:02 +0000

People who worship all things unicorn could be completely distraught or tickled pink by the sight of the Candy Unicorn Horn. It can be eaten like a candy cane but it’s even more magically delicious with the taste of strawberries. Candy Unicorn Horn We made a deal with faeries to get these candy treats (Seriously, we could have died. We probably [...]

Super Mario Snerdles Question Box

Hazel Chua — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:14:49 +0000

All I want for Christmas is the Super Mario Snerdles Question Box. I mean, it definitely looks appetizing enough. But really, I didn’t know what a Snerdle was until today. A Snerdle is basically a square piece of fruit strip candy with colorful candy balls stuck on one side. What makes the Snerdles in the [...]

DIY Chocolate Bar Kit

Hazel Chua — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:16:18 +0000

Like I always say (to usually no one in particular), chocolate isn’t just for Valentine’s Day. If you’re a huge health buff and are picky with the sweets you eat because you’re not into having chemicals in your chocolate (but really, who is?) then the DIY Chocolate Bar Kit is for you. The DIY Chocolate [...]

Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

Patra Beaulieu — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:26:38 +0000

I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame it on old age, wisdom and a small degree of [...]

Bacon Candy Canes

Ryan Cooper — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:09:04 +0000

Christmas is coming. Make sure you are ready by picking up a box of these Bacon Candy Canes to hang on the tree next to your Bacon Christmas Ornament. They look just like regular candy canes with the traditional red and white stripes, but instead of peppermint, these have a bacon flavor. Perfect for bacon [...]

Mustache Lollipop

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:21:58 +0000

When you think of something to describe mustaches, you probably wouldn’t say that they’re “lickable” unless you’re talking about the Mustache Lollipop. You’ll probably get thrown a lot of strange looks if you happen to be a girl and you’re holding this lollipop right below your nose. The Mustache Lollipop doesn’t really look appetizing for [...]

Giant Party Gummy Bears

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:00:53 +0000

Before we covered a product called the Worlds Largest Gummy Bears. Since those only weighed in at 5 pounds and 12,600 calories, they’ll need to choose a new name after the release of these new Giant Party Gummy Bears. They weigh an incredible 26 pounds each and are packed with 32,000 calories! Obviously, at this [...]

Hello Kitty Ring Pop

Patra Beaulieu — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 05:20:38 +0000

In the edible jewels department, the Ring Pop is my fave. Sure, candy necklaces and Gummy Bandz are fun and attractive, but the Ring Pop candy itself doesn’t touch the skin as it sits on the nifty plastic platform on your finger. A lot of us have lived and learned that half-eaten candy and skin do not mix. The point is: Ring Pops rule and if [...]

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser

Hazel Chua — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:18:34 +0000

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull Candy in action. The Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser version [...]