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I confess: I’m addicted to that fun, farming game for iOS called Smurfs’ Village. Every once in a while, I plant my berries and make sure to harvest them in time so they don’t rot away in my little old farm. Sometimes, I wonder what Smurfberries would be like in real life–if you’ve ever pondered [...]

Offer someone some Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy and instantly watch their faces morph from confused, to disgusted, and then to skepticism. Expect a whole range of reactions as well when you slowly slurp up some “pee” and lick it off your fingers for everyone to see when you’re in a public place. The [...]

There are several ways to show the world that you’re with someone. You can walk holding hands in a Heart-Shaped Smitten, wear matching Light-Up Robot Costumes, or throw on a pair of Candy Cuffs. Candy Cuffs – The yummiest way to tie up your partner They’re not the most secure of handcuffs, but these Candy Cuffs are definitely the tastiest! [...]

Does anyone still do paper Valentines anymore? Well, the trend should make a comeback with these Valentine Smell-O-Grams. It’s a card, necklace, pencil, and a box of candy all in one. How awesome is that? Inside the Valentine tube is a scented pencil and there’s a chain in the tube that connects to the top [...]

If you know a crazy cat lady or are one yourself, why not enjoy some candy especially made for you/them? Crazy Cat Lady Candy is made especially for cat lovers who don’t know when to stop. These tasty tutti-frutti candies are shaped like kitties. Love them, pet them, eat them from a tin. It’s all [...]

The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s sufficiently packed with high fructose corn syrup and red dye! This [...]

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and what better way is there to express your true feelings towards the one you love than with a Chocolate Doo Drop? Okay, I guess it’s possible this little piece of chocolate goodness could send a mixed message but that special someone in your life has to at [...]

So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in the [...]

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans if [...]

Christmas is a time to gather with family and friends, exchange gifts, enjoy food, and maybe even sing a few Christmas carols. While not everyone is into the singing, you can still do your part by providing the Sugar Plums Christmas Candy when the time comes to tell the classic tale of “Twas The Night [...]

Love Spam? Then you’ll love these SPAM Mints. Don’t get me wrong though, because they taste nothing like Spam. (Imagine having to chew on spam-flavored mints. But if you want mints with funky tastes, you might want to check out the Fruitcake Mints or Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints.) Instead, the SPAM Mints pack the yummy, familiar taste of cinnamon. [...]

‘Tis the season to be jolly! Add a bit of holiday cheer, even with the mints you pop into your mouth, by grabbing some of these Fruitcake Mints. The idea of mixing a bit of spiciness to fruitcake doesn’t sound very appealing at first, but I think you’ll enjoy these mints after your taste buds [...]