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Eau Good Water Bottle

Hazel Chua — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:31:50 +0000

Most people don’t do it, but it’s actually okay to drink water straight from the tap. The water that’s being pumped to your house has actually already gone through several filtering processes, ensuring that it’s safe to drink. But if you’re still not sold on the idea, then you might be more comfortable chugging down [...]

Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper

Hazel Chua — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:25:50 +0000

I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel a warm rush of holiday [...]

Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament

Ryan Cooper — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:26:30 +0000

These new Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornaments are very reminiscent of the Tru Blood Beverages we posted about in the summer. Fans of the True Blood series on HBO can celebrate the holidays vampire style with this ornament on their Christmas tree. While the Tru Blood Drink bottles we posted about before were full-size and [...]

Yoomi Warming Baby Bottle

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:27:51 +0000

It used to be a whole lot harder to be a mother back in the old days. My mother used to tell me that the diapers back then were way different than the diapers of now; the old “diapers” were actually just a white cloth pinned around the baby’s bottom. When it was soiled, my [...]

HydraDuo Water Bottle

Hazel Chua — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:08:08 +0000

When I was little, it used to take me several minutes every morning to decide what to fill my jug with. Mom insisted on water, of course, but there were just some days when I wanted to fill it with chocolate milk or grape juice instead. Well, now you can sort of get the best [...]

Wine Monkey

James Kelly — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:44:33 +0000

Do you still carry your wine around in a brown paper bag? If so, stop right where you are, slowly untie the owners of the home, thank them for their hospitality and use of their computer, and calmly walk your way back outside and head towards your favorite hangout spot at the park. Kidding aside, [...]

DIY Bottle Lamp Kit

James Kelly — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:00:38 +0000

For those of you still in college, congratulations; hopefully these are some of the best days of your lives. For the rest of us, we can only reminisce and dream about all those great parties, lack of responsibility and brain cells that we once had…yes, you lose brain cells as you age. Anyway, for those [...]

Mandles (Beer Bottle Candles)

James Kelly — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:42:19 +0000

Hey guys (and gals), are you sick of all the foo foo candles and air fresheners out there? Do you want something that smells nice while maintaining the ambiance of your geekishly cool home? The Mandles (Beer Bottle Candles) are the perfect candles for anyone that appreciates a little lemony freshness once and a while [...]

Wine Thermometer

Hazel Chua — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:54:41 +0000

Wine that’s too warm and wine that’s too cold is simply no good. It’s best enjoyed at the right temperature range so you can really appreciate the richness of the wine’s flavor. There are wine thermometers that you can plug through the mouth of the bottle, but I don’t really fancy the thought of having [...]

Duff Beer Six-Pack

Hazel Chua — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:19:57 +0000

Do you want regular beer or do you want to enjoy the same quality lager Homer Simpson does with this bottled Duff Beer Six-Pack. It’s not just some Duff Energy Drink that’s been packaged in Duff cans either. Folks, this is the real thing. D’oh! Fans of the hit show will love holding a bottle [...]

Wine Bottle Umbrella

Conner Flynn — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:11:57 +0000

Looking for something different in an umbrella? Something that makes it look like you are carrying a bottle of wine instead of an umbrella? Then check out the Wine Bottle Umbrella. This is one umbrella that stands out. Actually the design stands out, but not the umbrella. It’s a full sized umbrella in a carrying [...]

Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Hazel Chua — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:55:33 +0000

Holding your bottle of wine up a good few inches above the counter, the Chain Wine Bottle Holder almost looks like it’s defying the laws of gravity. The bottle holder looks similar to the Lasso Bottle Holder, except with a chain instead of the rope. Just as with the rope bottle holder before, this isn’t [...]

Message In A Bottle

Hazel Chua — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 05:39:54 +0000

“Sending out an SOS to the world..” That old song by The Police immediately popped into my head when I saw the Message in a Bottle. Women find stories of men who used such methods to send out their love and communicate to their other half while they were at sea incredibly romantic; so why [...]

Magical Lasso Wine Bottle Holder

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:15:38 +0000

We all like to decorate our homes with interesting items to show off to friends when they come over. While your geek friends may appreciate your Alien Abduction Lamp, Harry Potter Death Eater Masks, TMNT Drinking Glasses, and Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends, other people might just shake their heads. Fortunately, this Rope Lasso Wine [...]

HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle

Hazel Chua — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:13:33 +0000

It’s a well-known fact that man can live for a month or even two without food, just as long as he has a constant supply of water. However, without water the average person will only last a few days. That emphasizes just how important water is to health and how getting proper hydration is [...]

Aquapod Bottle Launcher

Hazel Chua — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 18:53:31 +0000

Things can get pretty boring in the park with your kite and plain old water gun. Of course, you can always spice things up by getting the Xploderz XBlaster 200 or driving the Remote Control Car with Water Gun around and having it chase your kids or wee puppy. To really make your time out at [...]

Vapur Anti-Bottle

James Kelly — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 19:40:21 +0000

GeekAlerts has shown you some cool camping and hiking gear like: MusucBag, Zippo Hand Warmer, Bikamper Tent and Swedish FireSteel. Now we have a water bottle that is very durable and spacing saving. The Vapur Anti-Bottle comes in several cool colors and has a caribiner for easy carrying. When the bottle is empty, just roll [...]

Funnel-It Quick Bottle Transfer

Conner Flynn — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:01:42 +0000

Ketchup or Catsup? Either way we don’t like to be wasteful with our condiments, but it seems that there is never a good way to transfer stuff from one container to another. Or is there? The Funnel-It Quick Bottle Transfer will make it easy to get every ounce of ketchup out of that old bottle [...]

LEGO Drinking Bottles

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 11:32:37 +0000

Remember the Lego Lunch Boxes that we recently posted? If you have one of those, you definitely need one of these new LEGO Drinking Bottles to go with it. Featuring a giant Lego minifigure head on top, these portable plastic bottles are perfect for carrying water or other beverages. LEGO Drinking Bottles Officially licensed LEGO [...]

USB Champagne Cork & Wine Bottle Flash Drives

Ryan Cooper — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 03:01:26 +0000

USB flash drives come in all different designs from Purses, Necklaces, and Shoes, to Penguins, Dinosaurs, Robots, and everything in between. Now comes some new designsof USB flash drives: a Champagne cork and a cork wine bottle. These would make nice gives for the geek that happens to be a wine lover. Each of these [...]

Bottle Opener Cufflinks

Robert Birming — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:41:05 +0000

Even if the Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener is still the coolest bottle opener out there, it is also quite a large tool to carry around. But with these cufflinks, you can carry your beer opening tool around without having to think about it. The shiny Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Cufflinks features a bullet back [...]

Star Wars R2-D2 Water Bottle

Robert Birming — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:20:49 +0000

It’s not the first time this tin can astromech droid gets filled with water. Last year we could see R2-D2 as an aquarium with a built-in periscope, and now the design of the popular Star Wars robot has been used for a water bottle. You simply tilt R2-D2′s head back to take a sip from [...]

R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle

Robert Birming — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:37:11 +0000

I know, Star Wars this and Star Wars that – it’s just one of those weeks and this R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle is too good not to be mentioned. (Tokyomango via Crave)

Wine Bottle USB Flash Drive

Robert Birming — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:29:27 +0000

This 1GB USB drive is shaped like a wine bottle and delivered filled with things for the wine lover, like the Open Cellar software to manage your wine cellar. Once you have connected your BeWine flash drive to the USB port, you have direct access to a new window. This fluid and intuitive interface allows [...]